Aristotelese;991431 wrote: Humans won't ever live in an eternal peace war is a common thing that happens, but somalia has seen enough of it the last 20 years. Now a 50 years break would be nice You mean 50 years of bickering and then another kalayaac?

Does anyone know what to do about food addiction? I am very addicted to bananas!! Indeed I munch through more bananas than a troop of monkey in a jungle would do. HELP!!!

Khayr;991312 wrote: Alpha, Power is all consuming. Did you think Silanyo would be any different? Saff, Hope all will at Harvard. Does this mean that you will miss the concert? I didn't know Safferz is at Harvard:)

Jacpher;991414 wrote: Bad photoshop. How many fingers does the guy on the left need to hold his gift? It is obviously a manipulated picture but a funny one nevertheless;)

Cimri dheer oo khayr leh ayaan kuu rajaynayaa Mr Blondy

Brother Aristotle, I think we have already found the solution to the Somali problem and that is ha la kala yaaco meesha wax inaga dhexeeyaa ma jiree

Khayr;991417 wrote: please move this thread to the Jokes section. LOL;)

Odey;991409 wrote: Adeer, beenta caruurta ugu sheekeesaan dadka waaween ha ula imaanin, Xaaji and the other Landers are lying. They are from the propaganda department of the Stalinist regime of Somaliland. All the international news media are reporting that dictator Silaanyo just executed his uncle:(

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Safferz;991385 wrote: In celebration of our resident troll's 27th birthday, I've made a list: 13. He really does kinda look like Omar Epps Ninku waa Bantu miyaa

For this conflict to come to an end, the HAG militia should vacate Middle Shabeele and leave its peaceful citizens alone. Without first ordering the HAG militia to leave Middle Shabeele, Culusow is just being another pathetic clan warlord.

From this poll I can see that I am so unpopular

Alpha Blondy;991063 wrote: i would've won and you know that very well. the very fact you're comparing us is laughable. the people don't need a pseudo-intellectual gigolo slightly detached from reality and shaky on social issues. the people are yearning for a real leader with real policies. this is not a beauty pageant ee naga daa khiyaliga. Lol:eek:

DoctorKenney;990936 wrote: Tallaabo, this is because there are Hadiths which outright forbid it. The Companions of the Prophet forbade it. And the 4 Madhabs and the thousands of Sheikhs over the last 14 centuries unanimously condemned it. So yes, I do believe it's not permitted. What are these Hadiths?

Marksman;990930 wrote: Check what happens in the background with the president at 1:31 - 1:37. Waar ninka muxuu sidaas ugu galay

DoctorKenney;990788 wrote: I can find Sheikhs claiming that Homosexuality is permitted in Islam. Doesn't mean it's true. It's such a basic and weak argument, that it doesn't require any thinking . How could you refute the reasoning of those sheikhs who say homosexuality is permitted in Islam without thinking? You are implying that you just follow the herd. DoctorKenney;990788 wrote: The vast majority of scholars, men such as Ibn Taymiyyah, Qayyim, Abdul Wahhab, and even contemporary Sheikhs like Albaani and Al Uthaymeen and Al Munajjid state otherwise. But according to you, you want to overlook the vast examples stating otherwise and focus on a select few which confirm your bias. Pathetic. Just because a large number of today's Muslim scholars agree with the honest opinions of some eminent medieval scholars does not mean that what is agrees upon is necessarily correct.

Who is the guy who wrote this garbage?

The fake interpreter was seeing angels;) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/10512672/Fake-sign-language-interpreter-at-Mandela-memorial-claims-it-was-schizophrenic-episode.html

Inaa Lillaahi wa innaa ilayhi raajicuun. Alle ha u naxariisto marxuunka ehelkiisana Samir iyo iimaan ha ka siiyo.

Minneapolis rental-hall owner dies from gunshot wound JOY POWELL Thursday, December 12, 2013 A 31-year-old Minneapolis businessman was shot in south Minneapolis early Wednesday and died about 12 hours later at Hennepin County Medical Center, police and a relative said. Police responded at 12:50 a.m. to a “shots fired” call in the 2600 block of Pleasant Avenue S. where officers found a man lying in the street with a gunshot wound. Authorities were not releasing the man’s name, but relatives identified him as Fuad Ali, a married Somali father of two boys younger than 4, with another child expected soon. A relative said that he owned two halls along Lake Street that he rented out for weddings and community events. The newest acquisition, in the area of the Karmel Mall, was not far from the shooting scene, said a cousin, Hinda Ali of Minneapolis. No arrests had been made as of Wednesday evening. The Minneapolis Police Homicide Unit is investigating, and police said they don’t yet have any information on a suspect. Cyndi Barrington, a police spokeswoman, said it is too early yet for investigators to have determined a motive. “We have no idea what happened,” Hinda Ali said from Hennepin County Medical Center, where she was Wednesday evening with family members, including Fuad Ali’s father. She said Fuad Ali had immigrated about a decade ago from Somali and loved being in America. He went to the University of Minnesota and was well known in the community for hosting events and helping charities, Hinda Ali said. “He was a businessman and created jobs in this city. He was living the American dream. He was a college graduate from the University of Minnesota. He opened his own businesses and was making a great living,” she said. “For somebody who leaves their own country and is starting up somewhere new, that is an immigrant’s dream. He did all of that, and his life got taken away from him, just like that. He’s stripped away from his little boys and all that.” Fuad Ali and his wife were excited about their third child, as well as the opening of their second rental hall a couple of months ago, Hinda Ali said. He had licensed his first restaurant and rental hall, Lakeview Hall at 417 Lake St., in April, city records show. Ali had agreed at that time to provide security when more than 50 guests were at the hall. Police ask that anyone with information about the slaying call 911 or text tips to 847 411, enter MPD and any information. Tipsters can remain anonymous. Joy Powell • 612-673-7750 StarTribune.com

London has been so foggy in the last couple of days. I love the early morning winter fog at the large parks or in the countryside. Its marvellous to watch leafless oak trees appear from the foggy distance; and when you get closer you see birds flying around it and squirrels jumping from branch to branch. The whole environment appears mysteriously beautiful. Its no wonder why such scenes inspired artists to paint the surroundings and great poets to compose poems about nature. Subxaanallah, Allah's creative power is awesome.

galbeedi;990759 wrote: Waar ninku raqiisanaa. Xataa ma dhihin shuruudo ayaan ku xidhay, ama wada Hadal ayaa noo bilawday. si dhaqsa ah ayaa waxa uu yidhi mawqifkaygii Soomaaliweyn waan ka noqday. Odaygii Wasiirka Shaqadu Adeer buu u yahay oo waxoogaa dhibca ah ayuu rajaynayaa. si muuqata waxoogaa kaash ah ayuu soo qaadan ka dibna godkiisii Ottawa ayuu ku laaban. He is just realistic about his prospects. He knows very well that the people of Awdal would never allow his ridiculous mashruuc to see the light of the day.

galbeedi;989381 wrote: Waa runtaa, ini aad u xog ogaala ayaa waxuu yidhi, reer awdal waxay nabadoodu ku jirtaa to stay in the body of Somaliland, haddii kale waxa dhacaysa in aanu xaafado iyo jilibyo isu qabsano. waa run wax baan baa dhiman cabasho ayaa jirta laajiin, dadku mararka qaarkood ma arkaan waxa ay qabsadeen. meeshii uga dhiiga yarayd dhulka Soomaalida iyo wanaag badan. ma rabno in 2014 nin caruurtiisii qurbaha dhigtay in uu dad colaad galiyo. colaada waxa ka daran, af xun oon xal keenayn. ma labaatan sanoo nabad ayey qurba joog rabaan in ay dad qaxiyaan lagama yeelayo. waxii naga xun aanu hagaajisano. Well said

Safferz;990776 wrote: Another suggestion -- allow us to upload our own avatars! Never understood why we can upload a "profile pic" yet we're limited to the website's avatars when we're on the forum. +1

Maqane;990779 wrote: Saff, is your PM open inaar & may i pm you? I need your help. Thanks Waar adna inanta miyaad ka heshay:p As the number of potential suitors is getting rather large I must reluctantly act as the sorting officer for Saff. Please be warned that the rejection rate at the first interview will be very high;)