looooooooool Mommy's boy waaaxid. Question------Can one get a haircut whilst fasting? You dudes shud know since y'all are constantly at the barbers. Bal ii sheega?

There was a part they constructed an AQAL SOMALI in the middle of the stage, the show went on and on and on. I was bored to death. My brother and I were then told to go play in the Foyer (supervised by Qalanjo's son). What a bully! I wish I knew where he is so I can pay him back.

Was presented with an aromatic Bariis 2nite. Made the mistake of taking it in front of the telly where my *lunatic/psycho* sister was watching THE 5 MOST FAMOUS SERIAL KILLERS in AMERICA. :rolleyes: Jeffrey Dahlmer eating his victims sure has a way of suppressing one's appetite. I recommend showing that footage @ Fat Camps. I guarantee remarkable results. Akhas Caleeek *A 24 hr long partial Ramadan suits me just fine, abusing nothing but coffee. BTW I find Jeffrey Dahlmer adorable and handsome, do I need to see a therapist?

What is Sareeen? Sareeen is Qamadi LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Walaahi waan qosleey. Its like one is speaking Yoruba and the other is responding in Xhosa. Elaborate plss,,, Its Muesli or Barley,,,,,,,,,,right? Gotta be a seed.

North London is a sleepy area. If a riot broke out in my hood, West London, 5-0's wud definately know who they dealing with. Dont start nothing unless you are willing to finish it is what Im saying. Burning a bus and looting their own neighbourhood (psssshhttttt amateurs). *Sowwie Juxa*

loool@xaafada nada (love that accent Ilaahey amarkiis) I cant remember the last time I cried (I mean really really cried). Some women use tears as a tool to manipulate men, and poor faaraxs fall for it everytime

I lived in Beijing for 6 years as a child. My house was like a hostel for newbies who came to persue further education. Looking back at childhood albums I vaguely remember the famous Somali faces who visited us like Ex Prime Minister Hussein Kulmiye Afrah, Ex Minister of Something --Abdirashid Something (can't recall his surname), May Allah grant them Jannah. They even had a huge Somali Riwayad at one point. The embassy invited fanaaniin from back home and Chinese dignitaries from the Ministry of Culture. All I remember is some fat woman braiding my hair and next thing I knew I was presenting a bouquet of flowers to Feynus, Qalanjo and Mandeeq in my house. I hear they teach in English @ Universities now. Back in those days the anglo schools available were the Indian and Pakistani Primary/Highschools. My poor abti had to learn chinese for a year before he could do his Chemical Engineering. He literally locked himself up and immersed himself in the chinese culture and his degree for 5 yrs. Yaab badaanaa. My niece is planning Med School in Zhongguo *bless her little stirfry*. Who in their right mind would wanna live in China? Mom had a hard time coz she couldn't shop for us. She used to go to Shanghai or Hongkong for decent gear. Sister and cousin went to Ghuang Zo in 2007 (coz the poor brats have no recollection of our time there coz they didn't exist). They told me a different story. Its bustling with multiculturalism, amazing malls, great restaurants. Still no decent gear for 5'11 ft tall giant xalimos *Maskiin*. Now its less students and more Malis networking and shopping for business. My sister told me all you hear is "WARYAA MASTAR JAAN (Chan) II WAC KANTEENARKA II BUUK GAREEY DHEH" in the Hotel.

AS = Nin gaajeysan aan ilko laheyn oo Baguette qalaley jidka ka heley. They had the means, the support, the nations backing, finance and Diin on their side (if only they didn't twist and turn Kalimatka Allah SWT) and mis-use it to their advantage. A lawless nation needs compassion not threats, it needs care not cruelty, it needs patience not hasty half-baked actions. If only they used their power to influence young people to drop the weapons and follow the diin (in its truest form), distribute medical supplies, allow access of aid coming towards the people dying in their thousands everyday walaahi I believe they would rule without any bumps. Instead they adviced youngsters to strap themselves and kill a fellow Muslim oo aan waxba galabsan. They had the advantage to empower the women by allowing them to work and educate themselves for the future, instead they belittled them, harrassed them, stopped them in the streets and discuss their choice of undergarment. Diin aay faafiyaan iska daayee, qof muslin ah oo masaajid usii socdo ama kasoo baxey ee jidka u istaageen, dariiqa ku gowraceen, broad daylight. If they have the passion to slaughter they shud have opened a Kawaan. Qof dhan oo Allah SWT abuurtey inteey dilaan ee hadane Media intee soo istaagaan dhahayaan hebel GAAL uu ahaa. Who gave them the right to judge and punish people? They got greedy, they de-railed from believing in Allah SWT, provoked the nation with their cheap propoganda and in the end,,,,that fortunately led to their demise. The real game starts now. They will disrobe, mingle with the population and start their good old tactics by covering their faces like my 2 yr old niece and targeting unsuspecting innocent citizens. It aint over.......far from it. May Allah save the poor people from their ignorant wrath (Amiin).

Mr have you been in a deep sleep all this time, mise selective amnesia aa iska raaradinooysaa? What part of my statements is a false allegation against AL KABAAB, bal ii sheeg? War ma anigaa waalan mise Japan aa laga buramburooyaa? And as far as insulting you is concerned, hadaa AL KABAAB isku maqiiqeysid adeey kuu taala. I don't know you from a can of condensed spider, maxaan kugu caynaa. Is your name AL KABAAB? If you are openly claiming to be a murdering terrorist, I sincerely pity you. I mean it walaahi (no sarcasm, no pun intended at all). I shall remember you in my prayers, ilaahey hakusoo hadeeyo. Meesha wax kuma heysid dhaawaca noo kala jiid abti, Im bored. Cafis Coffee anyone?

LOOOOL Don't tell me that was a girl? Ma anaan la yaabin jiljileeca iyo naxariista. Walaleey ma kuwii ay xooga ku heysteen ayaa tahay? Raali ahaaw bal, tush. I retract. Anyways I didn't mean to step on anybody's camel toes, all Im saying is Al Kabaab would've been around imposing their terror in Somalia had they not been busy calculating the circumference of a triangular samosa left over from the dark ages they crawled out of. My quarter Dinar---

Address me kuye haahhaahhaha. The remark was infact intended towards you (Im surprised you actually caught onto it so fast). Teeda kale, I was in a hurry (it does seldom happen to the few of us who are detached from their laptops). Don't be too emotional, my previous remark did indicate the fact that "its not a shocking thing to have opposing views". I don't have any personal beef against you. To each their own aan taaganahay ilaa hadeeer. Waxaase ilaa hadeer la yaabanahay who in their right mind would support a has been group who have looted, killed, terrorised innocent people for years, imposing their barbaric thoughts in the name of Islam? What part in the Qur'an or Hadith does it state to kill an innocent person inside BEYTKA ALLAH SWT just coz they don't entertain the same sick oppinions? You have not responded to a single statement that I made, maxaa igala hadlee marka? You are the only card-holding AL-Shiish Kabaab citizen (all with its dwindling population)...........Defend your cause. Convince me there is one positive thing about them. Saliida ha isku kicin ninyahow, Im just thinking out loud, no need to take it sooo serious and slam the malawax on da floor wah.

Fun maa tiri? LOOOOL From what I've seen (and we should consider the fact that Im relatively new), some SOL-ers come back at each other makes Grand Theft Auto look like a relaxing day at the spa. I enjoy all posts from the resident positivistaz --- Nobody's posts have jumped at me yet. If this thread was about "Who you dislike",,,Buoooy do I have a list Just kidding

Drank enuff tea last 3 year in Brussells to quench a small Asian country....Not that Im a fan, just couldn't find my brand off coffee. And when I finally came back to London had a hard time adjusting to my soulmate *NESCAFE GOLD BLEND* aaaah is there any other. Course not. My Afur *Malawax strategically covered on a samosa (Al Shabaab bite me, sambuus ma dhaafaayi, xooog miyaaa) *2 Cups of hot you know what *1 glass of barafi-fied water *Couple of bajiyos till I passed out I know dates are recommended, but can't stand it,,,,eewww. Saxuur -------------Missed it :(the 2 cups of coffee was worth the wait)

A mother once said to her 6 yr old son "Don't talk to Jews and Christians in your school, specially the girls". The son came home angry the following day. When she asked him the reason he said "Mom I understand the Jew and Christian part because of religious purposes, but why are you punishing the poor girls who share their pencil and crayons with me." Moral of the story is if one is opposed to Intarr-gareeshan, Intar-reeshiyaal, Intar-kontinentaaal, Intermilan, one should migrate to a remote island. As long as the person is a Moslem, it shouldn't matter if he is an ant farmer in Mongolia......Muhimada qofka waa diinta. My 2 yuans

loool@second class citizens. Reminds me of the *Achuut* (Untouchable) Indian caste. Alderman comes across as a non-somali. How accurate is me? *Aheeey*

I dont know whether to laugh or snigger at most of the comments here. One thing is for sure, y'all sure entertain me with your comebacks Ilaahey kheyr ha idin siiyeee. My favourite quote "khawaariij baby killers" lol Subhanallah I guess this is what it looks like marki la dhahay Islamka 70+ facets uu u kala baxaa. Some are pro-shabaab, some against. Which ever side of the fence you choose to be on, we can agree to disagree no? Its a mistake when you spill your fanta but when you gamble with the lives of others, its not a joke. Its not a mistake *when the graves of the deceased are tampered with *the husbands are forced to divorce their wives because some gardheere is fascinated with her and he just has to marry her (at gunpoint). *cutting off a poor fisherman's hand because he stole a net (which was not due to saqajaanimo but because he has little kids and a wife to feed at home. Cutting off his hands really helped the family, didn't it. *brainwashing innocent teenagers and training them to be suicide bombers (some ordered to take out their own family)....thats just vile. I can sit here and list all the "mistakes" these assassins have done to their own people (with Ayah's and Hadith who oppose their actions) but dont have the time. They dont need AU/US/CNN or even Homer Simpson to provoke these waxsh people to kill innocent women and children, they were being ignorant and cowardly about their business all by themselves. Mixing weak Politics with Deen is not recommended unless you have a strong argument besides (they are human). Afur wanaagsan yaahee

Smellians are always angry, I blame the red meat la isku daldalaayo. My sister told me the mosque she goes to is bang out of order. The women either go there to backbite, yell at each other or brag about how much "shalongo" they're accumulating to build that dream house in Nairobi or Dubai. Thats why I propose going to a mosque where there aren't any xalimos to distract you from your purpose, if you can find one. I suggest praying with the Chechans or the Afghans.

Its too hot to even think of a certain hot beverage at this hour,,,,I am tempted thou. Having pizza for Saxuur-----can't stand the liquidy mushari stuff. If it was "Kalamudo" wud have been a diff story, digsigaan kor istaagi lahaaa. Had Kalamudo one Ramadan in my teens, and buoy still reminiscing about it. I shud learn how to make it me thinks. PS: Before y'all ask,,,,Kalamudo is not a remote town in Mehico,,,,,its a Somali dish. Ya shud be ashamed of yourselves lol J/K

Women who believe the only way to keep a man is to pop rugrats like popcorn, making the house look like the opening nite of Les Misarables have another thing coming. My aunt died giving birth to her twins (#25 and #26). He marries every year and they leave him coz nobody wants to raise another woman's 26 kids. My sister was turjubaaneyning for a couple @ the doctors. And the man asked her to tell the doctor "My wife gives birth every year, make her stop". If you dont want anymore kids,,,,,errrm here's an idea,,,,,get a vasectomy duuuh. Sawirsanaa waxu. Its Ramadan, I prolly shud steeey weeey aweeey from this forum. You know when you forget certain words,,,,,,Im still trying to remember yaab badanaa. And no-one wrote it down yet. I was going to say our people back home need to get educated on ------------->>>>???? starts with C. My brain threw conservation, constipation ahahahaha walaahi kaligeey isla yaaban subxanallah. I need another cup of coffeee Gone to grab a flyer (cant even google it) Feels silly and ashamed *Leaves angry*

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When this plane leaves Somalia and its neighbours, slap me

Inaa lilaah wa inaailaahi raajicun. May its mother find solace in her iman and may Allah SWT comfort her.

And whenever they visit they say "Qaad igu raadi" looool Sug bal Canadianska faanfaaniska aan ka badiney, lets trash them for a while. On a serious note, I love Canada, last time I was there I ended up staying for 6 months. The only negative thing I have to say about them is that they have too much fun (or maybe thats just my friends). Buooy if I had a dime for all those nites I spent in Perkins on Dixon Rd, I'd be a Shillinaire Juxa and I were once refused entry into a Niagra Falls restaurant because we didn't have ID. (We looked underage kulahaa,,,)Yaab. We later found out that there was a Casino on top of the hotel. I looked like I could cash up on serious dosh due to my immaculate poker face, but heblaayo on the other hand was the one to whom they were refering to, although she may have a different account of the story all together.

Showqi;738607 wrote: ^ Horta qoladaadu ma Ethiopian baa? waa maxay Bunka aad u barooranaysaa! ixii ixii ixii Lets just say if Coffee was a man, I'd ask his father Mr Bean for his hand in marriage. Our love story goes way back, ask Juxa sambariiraxatey af af ma u dhacdey My friend's halaqabsi is "Afka u dhac", you didn't come across her last nite, did you? hehehehe Sorry man, hope you aite.

I went to bed @ 11:30 pm and woke up @ 5am. Missing saxuur isnt important,,,,but missing my prayers & coffee was a gr8 disappointment