Im staggered to see the boys vying for healthier options. I have yet to see them going for the "predictable" BARIIS and HILIB. Interesting

NGONGE;739901 wrote: ** Starts to picture Nina with TATA oil dripping from her hair ** Not you too, ala anigaa inta ka baxayee cidahi wee soo bateeen. NGONGE I must say, everytime I see your name Kenyati Kenyati igu soo dhaco, dunno why loolz Juxa u sheeg wiilyaashaan the initial problems Men lee jeebabka kusoo aruursado for women. MENtaL Breakdown, MENstrual Cramps, GUYnaecology, MENopause. Dhiwaato iika keenin maba nagu dhaci karo hehehheheh. Good morning by the way quruxeey.

Now that aan meeshaan ku cireystey (new-nimada iga tirtimatey) Aliyaah's stories make me smile (even thou she was the first kaneeco i qaniintey when I first joined, she's kinda growing on me), Juxa's one-liners, Jaceylbaro's innuendos. Im partial towards the last 2 because luuq luuqyo kale aan isla joogi jirney, I feel cozy when they're around Ilaahey amarkiis. I was looking forward to bumping into Tuujiye and Cadaan, but I guess they aint active anymore. And Pilot (I dont know his SOL alias). Igaarkaasna waa u xiiseey....I got Lily and Pacifist on FB,,,,so I aint missing them on SOL Who else.........................?? Can't remember, will get back to it Insha Allah....

Ayooow Ayooow! Waa cabsadi mugoow. Mein apne aapko chupane ki kooshis zaruur karoongi. Yeh jagah mehfuz nahi hai mere khyal se loolz

loooooooooool bring bin liners. What these morons don't realise is that there are millions of CCTV cameras following their every action. They shall be dealt with after the dust settles Insha Allah.

Dhuujiye;739607 wrote: Haday dhab ka ahayd wadan kan jeclay, Waxaan umalaynayaa wadan kuu joogi lahaa oo cawinlahaa dadka masakiminta ah kulu kushaqeeyo xataa volunteer. Far kaliyaa fool ma dhaqdo walaalkiis. Given a chance an educated man like Mr Cheese would have done wonders for our people. Unfortunately we are a cynical qowm oo aan is maamuleyn oo aan la maamuli karin. I can't say he had done an amazing job because chance uu waxtarkisa ku tuso maba uusan helin. I reckon he left with his dignity intact and Im sure if he ran for president, a lot of people believe in him and would give them their vote. We need men like that walaahi, I hope he comes back and shows us what he is made of, Insha Allah. And as far as volunteering to caawi the masaakiin is concerned, tuugo kale aa $$$$ ku dhacooyo for that very job.

My brother's friend (a Somali girl) had a chinese baby. The kid has all the features but looks a little tanned, cappucino skin with little eyes. I haven't seen him but I bet he is adorable. And another friend of his had twins with a Malaysian girl. Somalia marka lagu laabto aa jiraa walee,,,,,so many mixed kids speaking different languages sideey isku fahmi doonaan aan kasii naxsanahay.

princesshafsa;739880 wrote: naga kala yaree bahasha hee. i thought my cousin was bragging when she said our grandpa's nickname was ina mas kufindhicishe! Hahhaah damn. Your granpa must be fearless like me markaas, wee iskeen baxee, if he is still around, coffee isla cabeynaa u sheeg lool

Che -Guevara;739608 wrote: ^Jiito ra,how...tu Paki log he? Are waah waah, kya baat hai, apko urdu aati hai? Who else is infected sxboow aan iska ilaaliyee bal.

nuune Indian Thali,,,hmmm nice choice. It won't fill ya up, but sure will start ya up Ooooh the baby is so cute, Maasha Allah:)

^^ hahahahaha nasty minded waaxid. Back home men used to profile their future wife according to her calf size. Naagba naagtey ka buurantahay oo ee kub weyntahay ee raadsan jireen aa la dhahay coz they belive the child would be strong. I was going to tell y'all a funny story but since its Ramadan, dib baan u dhigayaa Insha Allah lolz Shaq O'Neal is one lucky fella. His ex-wife is beautiful and now he got this chicken, not bad. Ala maxeey naagaaha lacag ka raacdey. Subhanallah....afka u dhaca dheh.

Snakes I can tolerate but Im petrified if I see a spider. 2 nights ago I had the lights dimmed and I saw something moving from the corner of my eye. It was a hugeeeeeeeee spider. I jumped on the fadhi carbeed and threw the remote at it. My sister came into the living room 2 hours later and turned the light up, markaasey nafta igu soo noqtey. One time my father took us for a mini Eid vacation to a place called Leego (Somalia) when I was little. My cuzin and I saw long prints on the bacaad and he told me it was a snake. Tamil Tiger yar aan ahaa waagas, we followed it and saw it lying xabad xabad on a little crack between a mudul and the bacaad. My cuzin ran screaming, anigana waaba usii dhowaadeybo. My cuzin told me this story when I visited him in Toronto, I, ofcourse had no recollection of it, and as he was naratting the story I pulled my legs up as if I was re-living it. waaba baqay subxanallah. Kulahaa inaad salsalaaxdid wax yar aa kaaga soo dhowaa because I found it absolutely beautiful and was admiring it. :eek:

I don't like change yaaar, this pale screen is getting on ma nerves. Kaligeey miyaa or it is really light? Having said that I dont even remember how the format was before, so xanaaqeyga jeebka aan gashtey camal lolz

You lost me at erotic mullah, yaab badanaa.

All these saliid based food are getting to me so today I opted for a healthier option. A greek salad for afur with French Bagguette, and Pitta Bread with Palak Paneer (Spinach and Indian Cheese) for dinner around 11ish. I skipped the saxuur although its said it is Sunnah to eat or drink something so I had a cup of coffee and barafi-fied water.

Youths running around at odd hours at night are causing chaos. If I was Cameron or Boris I would impose curfews for under 21's and under 30's who are travelling in groups from 9pm - 6am. Those who are employed should get a letter from their employer to excuse their travel after hours. This image absoltely shocked me. I witnessed a similar thing not long ago. My sister and I were driving near Neasden (North Circular Road) at around 6pm. From afar we noticed something on the floor. As we got closer, we noticed 2 other boys hovering around a boy their age, we thought someone was injured so I slowed the car, only to realise they were mugging him. I was shaking so much, I couldn't drive subxanallah. One of them held him on the ground punching him, and the other one stood above them had his rucksac kicking the boy. My sister honked at them and they ran. The little boy was bleeding maskiinka. My sister got off the car and asked him how he was, he said he didnt need help. They took his iphone. All that for a damn iphone. I get reccuring nightmares about that episode and when I saw the above today I was very disturbed.

Had 4 tiny Vegetable spicy Indian Samosas and 3 cups of Coffee for Afur. My laab is still burning. Speaking of burning the riots are back (and this time in small pockets all over London). :rolleyes:

True say. If God didn't want people to meet He wud have kept us on different planets. No matter what our oppinion or negativity is towards this issue we shud remember everything is pre-destined. There's an Urdu saying that goes "Wohi hota hai jo manzuure Khuda hota hai", Only waxuu Allah SWT noo qorey becomes our faith. Never say never people, you never know.

This is a format? LOOOOOOOOOOOL And here me was thinking the system was still in the "fixing it mode". Saan maaba lagu dhaafeybo? I was about to luxlux my Vaio, thinking its crashing. Where is the Manager of this estaableeshmenti?

Che -Guevara;739506 wrote: Nina....You have an infatuation with cannibal. Forget therapy, we need lock you up in asylum and not modern day asylum, those 30s and 40s where people's frontal lopes are surgically removed. Of course, this is in the interest of society:-) Ninka ceyriinka kuma fiirsadeen sxboow, intaan u kariyo aan xawaaji iyo dhan dhanaan ugu sameyn lahaa balaayada uu isku daldalaayeey. I reckon I cud've beeen a sweet Prison Wifey to Mr Deathrow. Hada wuu dhintey ofcourse, so there goes my chance Evening everyone, an hour to go and Im craving coffee like nobody's bizniz. Afur waanaagsan

Som@li;739479 wrote: Foxy, so you are one of the kids in the video? I believe I had ADD. Couldn't sit idle for a second, maxaan riwaayad galaaa ama iska daayaa lolz Back in those days being a Somali meant something. People walked around with an aura of arrogance and pride. Hada laakin Titanics dont appreciate it, they dont have respect for their culture or traditions me finks. Patriotism adaa shegeysid, waxaas oo dhan weey isku qararamsadeen. Ismahaan I *think* thats a dance tradition hailing from Somaliland. *Got teary watching the first Video Ismahaan posted*

loooooooooool Aniga Fidel Castro eedadiis maan ahay? Self-bashing is healthy, its when others bash you, you need to raise your antennas and go for the kill lol Its probably my nature to run into all the YAABEST things in the world. Ever heard of the expression "Yaabki aaa Yaabeey". Aniga hada taas aa i heysato,,,,,,,,nothing shocks me anymore.

"Because they can still see the sun" kulahaa..........Only Arabs man, only Arabs. I guess 2 whole minutes aint that bad.....

U sheeg bal I know this Xalimo who married a white British convert. He is so islamified its aint even funny, the gar, khamiis the whole shabaang. A yr later I ran into them and they had a beautiful baby, Maasha Allah. The only glitche was that he was all Sunna dressed and she had her hair out with tight clothes..Yaaab. Maalis keena diinta maku fiicnin aan u maleyeey. Our dhaqan and diin have been recycled, pre-washed and abused by diaspora.

Insha Allah Khayr. Wherever they went, Ilaahey managu so celiyo. The TGF is one funny organisation walaahi. All this time they were appointing Ministers, they never had an office to operate from. Home-bound Ministers aduunka malaga sheegin--------ONLY IN GOOD OL' MALIA.