Tillamook

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  1. I believe this community has chosen the right man for the Job. May he succeed!
  2. Ibtilada jirta waxay tahay...Kasha iyo laabta, calool kuusan ayaa isbaaro u dhigatay ee maxaa tala ah? These fellas are taking work-hard-play-hard to a whole new level. VIVA LA COAST GUARDSMEN!
  3. Mudane Silanyo is a good president. Only God can cure these Somalis of their petty tribalism.
  4. The Somali dugsis are nothing but child abuse institutions. Torture centers that churn out permanently traumatized children who become deranged adults once they grow up. Also lets not forget, they were and remain very verdant recruiting grounds for religious deviants like Al Shabab, Ehlu Sunna & others.
  5. ^ Which government? I hope you don't expect Culosow to do anything about it?
  6. IGAD is effectively the defacto colonial administrators of Somalia on behalf of the west. The sad part is, it would be better for Somalia if the Europeans openly colonized the country instead.
  7. So far from what we've seen this president has all tell-tale signs of incompetence. I hope the parliament does its duty and hold him accountable. We sure as hell cannot let the next 4 years to go down the drain like in the past. Culusow better get his act together for the good of the country.
  8. Waryaa Somalia, just because horseed media has reported it does not make this story untrue. Horseed media kheer maqabeyaal weeye, but Faroole's mismanagement of the affairs of the Puntland government should always be highlighted.
  9. Xaaji Xunjuf;900545 wrote: Give the President time and a break its only 100 days he did allot there is still lots of things that needs to be done , being president of Somalia is not an easy task boys and girls lots of responsibility comes to play. Xaaji, you said "he has done alot": Pray tell us, what has he accomplished that is of benefit to the country so far?
  10. I believe just because one calls himself a journalist does not give one the right to defame the character of an outstanding Somali citizen. These journalists must be taught a proper lesson in taste and decency!
  11. Saalax;900926 wrote: His right Faroole is jeopardizing Puntland stability. " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> Ha ha ha:D Lol@ "dadka ha igu soo jeedinina"
  12. This is great news...Let the real negotiations begin.
  13. I wonder, do they make Donkey Cheese in Mogadishu? Apparently, it is the most expensive type of cheese in the world, and therefore GoodMan& Co. could generate much needed revenue for the locals. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9733879/Novak-Djokovic-buys-up-annual-supply-of-donkey-cheese.html
  14. There is nothing wrong with having an energetic boogy, especially to an Awilo Longomba song... For those of you who don't know, check how the true pros do it... p.s Check out the booty falling out on 0.15....
  15. ^ C'mon Abwaan, don't become another Mohamed El Baradai; Mr Morsi, I mean Mooge won fair and square.
  16. Who'd thunk it...Abtigiis and Mooge? Congrats to both my fadhikudirir heroes:)
  17. ^ This isn't about any reer business. Faroole THE MAN is an incompetent leader and must not be allowed any term extension under any circumstances. Give him an inch, and he will take a mile--- so NO TERM EXTENSION!
  18. ^ Fiqi, brother, while political parties and general elections are a noble goal, do you in your hearts of hearts believe, truly believe Faroole has the ability and genuine willingness to see through such important reforms? I personally don't think so. Faroole promised to do just that when he first took office and now that his tenure is almost up, here he is giving himself term extensions like a dictator. Now, don't get me wrong. It's perfectly ok for Puntland to have a dictator, he isn't the first nor will he be the last in this world. But the question here is, will the people of Puntland go along with this Afweyne type of leadership or will they not.. Some say lets not stir the pot, lest our enemies take advantage of the situation, but in case you've forgotten Faroole is the best asset that anyone who wishes to hold back Puntland has.
  19. While I am not sure what his intentions regarding Puntland are, I will very much welcome his participation in Puntland politics, should he later decide to do so. I believe Gaas would be the right man to take on Faroole, but on the other hand, I doubt he has the required tenacity to take on a Faroole regime that has turned Puntland into a personal fiefdom. Faroole's impunity must end.
  20. Horseed Media has lost it. Its one thing to oppose Faroole, but making up blatant lies and innuendo is truly foolish. Gaas, whatever his motives might be, can never be denied the freedom to go wherever in Puntland and the rest of Somalia for that matter.
  21. Aryaa, cambuulada iska kale yaree. Gabdhuhu nimanka dhuusada badan kama helaanee.
  22. those Africans were fun to watch.
  23. ^ Eng...maybe we should take our Ugandan tanks and kick out the Kenyans from Garissa out of Kismayu. This is too easy, I don't even see why Oba bothers with these folks.
  24. 5th Installment Abtigiis did not hesitate, he split. If God in his ultimately wisdom created a numskull like Tillamook, he sure as hell would not endanger himself trying to talk him out of it. As he raced on, over his shoulder he saw Tillamook stop one cop with a left uppercut right under the jaw before he turned into a dark alleyway which took him to a wide open soccer field. He could still hear Tillamook yelling and screaming his foolish challenges, but then he also heard a clobber of boots getting nearer. Abtigiis gave it all he had. He quickly dashed across the field, jumped over several wall fences, and stopped only when there was no sound of his pursuers anymore. By the grace of God, it seemed the police had vacated the streets of the neighborhood, and Abtigiis finally staggered onto an empty sidewalk panting like a thirsty dog, pausing only to catch his breath and to think about what to do next. After a couple of minutes had passed, and after making sure his chasers had quit their hunt, Abtigiis timidly set off again, until he came up to an old lady sitting out on a house verandah, and he asked her... Abtigiis: Eedo Hotelkii Malika xagee buu naga jiraa? Old Lady: Maandhow kumaad ahayd? Maxaad habeen barkii la meereysanaysaa? Ma cabsantahay? Abtigiis: Maya Eedo ma cabsani! Mataatu aan saarnaa baa meel khalad ah uga dagey, marka Hotelkii aan u hoyyan lahaa baan ka lumay. Old Lady: Eedo haduu miyirkaagu kuu dhanyahay, raali baad iga ahaanaysaa...habeyn walba kuwa cirka ku soconaya ayaa gurigeyka soo hormara. Calaaya-kuli xaal, Hotel Malika hal dariiq baa naga xigta. Horey u soco, bidix u gal wadada soo socota, wax yar markaad socotid baad arki doontaa Hotel Malika. Iguna salaan! Waxaad tiraa, Barni Ducaale ayaa ku soo salaamaysay, una sheeg waxaa wali laga dhowrayaa qaaraankii aan aruurinayey! Abtigiis: Haye Eedo. Waan u sheegin-- aniga igu duub arintaas. Mahadsanid, habeyn wanaagsan Eedo!* whispers to himself* Senile old bat! Even though Hotel Malika was one of the finer Somali establishments of Eastleigh, Abtigiis was always amused by the fact that his cousin called her place a Hotel; if anything, it was nothing more than a two star lodge with internet access and an eatery. Keeping to himself and away from other footers on the street, Abtigiis found his way to Malika’s place. As he approached the gate, he bent over, pretending to tie his shoelaces and immediately slipped into a shrubbery that was adjacent to the gate where he begun his secret surveillance of the activities of the hotel, trying to keep an eye out for any indication of the presence of the police. The front door and windows were wide open due to the heat of the night, music simultaneously blared from radios and t.v sets inside, and there was the general hustle and bustle of the residents of “Hotel” Malika, going to and fro from the restaurant and rooms, with laughter and loud voices coming from the upper rooms. As Abtigiis continued his discreet vigil over the premises, a sudden terror came over him as he heard a familiar voice screech over his shoulder and close to his left ear... Mooge: Saaxiib, yaad ka dhuumanaysaa? Ma askar baa meesha kujira? A startled Abtigiis tried to jump and vamoose in pursuit of the preservation of dear life, but an iron-like hand clasped his neck before he could do so. Mooge: Not so fast, you caanoboore cretin! Take it easy! Don't bring unwanted attention to us, you fool--keep your voice down! Mooge shouldn't have been worried, for Abtigiis was still reeling from the shock of it all, and seemed to be in a deep trance-like state, as the realization slowly set in that Mooge must have been following his footsteps all through the night long, unseen. It was dreadful thought, that this psycho who attacked two officers of the Kenyan Secret Police had been surreptitiously tailing him like a predator. Abtigiis: It...it belongs to my cousin...but I don't think she is there. Mooge: Then we will have to find out, won't we? Will she provide sanctuary? Can she be trusted? Abtigiis: I...I don't know...she hid me before, but that was when she was still single. She is now married, and I don't think I can trust the hubby. Mooge: Who gives a flying fart if she has a husband or not? Isn't she your cousin or are you just saying that, you dirty dog. Maku heyn jirtey qofta? Is she an ex of yours or something? Abtigiis: No, she is truly my cousin, I'm just hesitant about the husband. I don't know the guy. Mooge: Hey screw him, alright. Thanks to you, Kenya has now declared me a persona non grata. So am thinking your cousin will grant me guest rights, in this here establishment! This, my friend, is not a request. Abitigiis: Ninyahow, I don't know if she will take us in, especially if she finds out the police are after us--she might or might not. Mooge: The police, I piss on them. How dare they try to harass me in public. But I agree, we might not get a second chance if they catch up with us again. So, this cousin of yours...Is she a broadfoot like you? Notwithstanding, the so-called hubby, do you think she is a kind person and more importantly can she be trusted? Abtigiis: Why of course, she can be trusted. *Abtigiis sought words to describe Malika* and she is most definitely kind. She happens to be one of my favorite cousins, but I'm not sure her husband--- Mooge: Forget the husband. We will see how kind she is when she gives us a place to lay low for a short spell. Now then..if she doesn't *he squeezed Abtigiis neck hard* and she snitches to the cops or something like that, you and her will regret it. So you'd better convince her, and no funny business *places his hand in his pocket and pulls out the pistol that formerly belonged to Officer Haatu Wangai* To be Continued...