Yap.............Looooooooool@ Qac qaac Go figure

It is just a discussion my dear, no one would really vote for Ralph Nader. Go figure

Oooooooh, u cann't beleive how u make may day, i have some many things to do for my stubidh Geography of Health class, i think i can do my Assignments now then b4. Thank u so much my dear. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Originally posted by OG_Girl: Some times I just wonder if Somalis are Muslims!! Ya akhii both people are our people and lost from both side are our lost!. Ya Rabi when Allah help us to get rid of these selfish dictators every where in Somalia. Salam OG_Girl i absolutly agree with u on this, why would u post such pictures, please Allaah daraadiis u delete garey this picture, Subha Allaah, Allaah ha inoo dambi dhaafto, i wonder what the Sol Administators think of this. Are we getting into the "Tribalism" thing here? Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Sorry about the little misunderstanding sista..Lol Damn it, what was I thinking, Sorry 100% sista my intention wasn't to make u a "Man" but to wlc u to the Sol.......I hope u understand that.Lol Sorry again and again. Go figure

Fiance' gal vote whomever u want to vote for, it is ur chose. I was very sceptical to vote, but thanks to bro Nur, now i have dicided to vote, but then the question, whom am i gonna vote for? Bush or Kerry. Bro Nur if I ask u an advice what would ur advice be? Iam kinda leaning towards Kerry, 'cause i don't like Bush's foreing policies. Anyways I might vote for Ralph Nader, like my sista Fiance' here. Well, i have all day tomorrow to still think about and make dicision on this voting thing. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Gal u make me laught every time i read ur post, anigaaba iga daran tahay sxb......Lol Oooooooooh yeahhhhh, ur right my personality is what i go by evey day............Lol u are the best i had to give it to gal..... Go figure

Hay, Jalaylbaro, He/she is welcome to the Sol Go figure

Kaaga maku dhahaa mise waan kaa daayaa Lol Go figure

U r included soo ma'ahan???????? Go figure

Madax yariisoow "Dooro" Go figure

Then why were u asking man Go figure

Qac qaac hadda maa soo joojisay sanbuus cunidii sxb wlc back.........Lol Su'aaashayda ma iiga Jawaabin Qac qaac sxb....... Go figure

Old Age Benefits: Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages... 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without xes (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this. Go figure

Waraa Jacaylbaro maxaa u ceyrinee wiilka waxaa laga yaabaa inuu interest ku yahayba sheekadaan "Crush" ka ah..........Walaalkiis mar labaad u soo dhawaaw sheekadaan ku saabsan "Crush" which i really don't get it, macnaheeda iyo waliba macnaha erayga "Crush" Go figure

California Drive Exam: For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Here it is below: GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: Name:______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________ Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop Please indicate how many times: a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____ b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____ If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through d) Call your therapist e) None of the above (South Central residents only) In the event of an earthquake, should you: a) stop your car b) keep driving and hope for the best c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4 In the instance of rain, you should: a) decelerate by 5 mph b) drive twice as fast as usual c) you're not sure what "rain" is Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____. Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac b) Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Zoloft If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: a) 1 hour b) 2 hours c) 3 hours d) 4 hours or more When stopped by police, should you: a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit. Go figure

"Wiilo, haye hee Abaayo, Meesha ka wad Dabeecadda fiican. And Thanks. Dadka adigoo kale faro ku tiris waaye hadda". Ooooooooh, thank u walaalkiis, meel kasta oo aad joogdid. P.S. I never said that u r old, ama halka ciro aa duq kaa dhigeyso, sikastaba ha'ahaatee "Yaraani" majirto baa filayaa. Walaalkiis Qeyr ayaan kuu rajeynayaa iyo waliba Ramadaan Wanaagsan Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

College Athletes Exam: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES Time Limit: 3 WEEKS 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ____ (a) build a bridge ____ (b) sail the ocean ____ © lead an army or ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) ____ (a) Jewish ____ (b) Catholic ____ © Hindu ____ (d) Polish ____ (e) Agnostic 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in America's far north called? ____ (a) Westerners ____ (b) Southerners ____ © Northerners 9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton Bush: __________________________ Carter: __________________________ Clinton: __________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? ____ (a) Macy's ____ (b) Kmart ____ © Canada ____ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ____ (a) yes ____ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? ____ (a) New York ____ (b) Florida ____ © Canada ____ (d) Wisconsin 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? ____ (a) B.C ____ (b) A.D. Signed _______________________ Go figure

Walaalkiis marka hore waad mahadsantahya 100% marka xigana runtii aad ayaad iiga qoslisay sxb. "Xaafadeyda rasmiga Boondheere waaye dhinaca manapolio agteeda, Laanta Boondheere, degmada haku qaldin yaah kistoo duqnimaa sheegataye lol. DEGMO iyo Laan waa kala yihiin." Walaalkiis waan kala aqaan "Degmo" iyo "Laan" balse adiga waxaad mooday maadaama aan ku iri "Duq" aan ahay waxaad ii mooday miyaa in aan kala garan waayo Dagno & Laan. Saaxiib anigaba Xaafadaada kama dheeri ee Daris aan aheyn, waxaanba u maleynayaa Gabadhii aad sheegaysay in aan ahay. P.S. Xoogsade haddii ay "Cirro" dhakada kaaga taallo, yeah ur definitely quelified "Duq" category........Well, walaalkiis waan is maqalnaa haddii Allaah yiraahdo, and happy Ramadan to u wherever u are. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Besbaaso haddii aad iga heshay "Arji" ii soo qoro haddii kalena nagu kala kaxey. Waa "kaftan" ee hakululaanin........Lol Go figure

Looooooooool@besbaaso, waa kaa Qeyliyay walaashiis Go figure

U sure about that, i though there were too many bad pic of u..............Lol Go figure

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Wiilo, too friendly aa tahay adiga. Usbuucii halkoo mar xataa malaguugu kaco miyaa? You never wake up from the wrong side of the bed huh? Suulashaada qalloocan ee aa dhahdey banooninyaa iga qallociyey aa iga qosliyey. Boondheere hadaa degganeed xaafadda manapoolio, nasiib buundo agteeda, Neero too la dhihi jirey aa tahay aan u maleenaa. Shartaada allah na mootiyo lool. Waa ka cabsan jirney as kids lol. Just kidding Aadaa bulsho u tahay. Adiga camal nin inaa noqoto aa kugu fiicneed si aa iyaga lee ugu biirto si fiican. Wiilo la baxoow wiil makaa dhigeyso lol. Gabar wiilo la dhahana darisaan xamar, Madiino mar dambe ku eheen. Haddana SOL adaa ila joogo. Cajiib yaah? Dacawo/Shehera/Legend You are all welcome. That is Minneapolis Daily Newspaper where any important information regarding Somalis can be found. First Xoogsade I never wake up from the wrong side of the bed. Secondly brotha, sheekaad keentay, Ciyaal Madiina huhhhhhhh, ka cabso, waxaa tahay miyaa kuwii midiyaha iyo ulaha dadka u dhici jiray [waa kaftan intaa] waraa aniga waxaa ahay ciyaal xamar [the originals] mi ihi ku kuwa sheegto [adiga camal] waa run magaca wiilo igama dhigaayo "Wiil" balse waa neynaasteyda "Huunno" Aboowe waa run inaan cayaari jiray "Banooni" balse hadda waayeel aan noqday marka macayaaro. Runtii waxaan ahay qof aad iyo aad u kaftan badan marka walaalkey ha iga xumaan haddii aan kula kaftamo once & while. Wallaali si haddii loo fiiriyo adigaba igama yaraysatid. brotha ciyaal Reer Madiino badankood waa sheegtaan in ay Madiino ka yimaadeen, ee ma iga hubtaa inaad Reer Madiino tahay, [i mean the originals]oo aad aheyn kuwa iska sheegto. Anywayz, gacmo furan iyo wiji jiran ku soo dhawaaw (kaftan again) Walaakey waan isla joognaa inta aad ila kaftamaysid saaxiibo aan nahay, inta kalena sxbo ma nihin, u know what i mean! Anywayz, walaalkiis xaalku waa sidaa ii soo dhawaaw, "Qaxwo" Qaraar iyo "Moos bukooni" maan ku siiyaa mise, "Xalwo-Saabuuni" walaalkiis kii jeceshahay ii sheeglee waa heleysaa.......Lol Horayna waan kuugu sheegay Gacmo Furan iyo Waji Xiran.......Lol Waa Wiilo oo ku leh walaal soo dhawaaw.. Go figure

Girl that picture is exactly me, wow that is how i look like, so careful dear...........Back on page 20 u will see ur pic there too Go figure

Ooooooooooooh my dear u didn't see my pic? Just go back on couple pages and u will my beautiful picture................Lol That was funnyyyyyyy picture, but if u want see my picture just go back on page 20, and u will see. by the way ur picture was there too. Go figure