You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You answer the door before people knock. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. Go figure

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311? FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts. FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football. FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice. FLORIDA: We put the "duh" in Florida. FLORIDA: This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us! FLORIDA: Once is never enough! FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes! FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think. FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count. FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded! FLORIDA: Don't count on us! FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad. FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever! Go figure

Damn it, watch it you would learn Go figure

Agree sxb, take the bus ppl, or walk like me, [it is exercise by the way] Go figure

Originally posted by Araksan25: Hi Nomads, let me indrouce myself, I am araksan n I live in germany though i am hardly here but try to catch up all the topics when i am in. My first n last crush was at the age of 15....damn, its soo innocent n cute....after the first one i some how became tough...but it was nice one though ChEERS Wlc araksan to the Sol Crush huhhhhhhhhhh, don't know such thing, but Wlc again my dear Go figure

I liked it Go figure

Shoobaro sxb waxaan u maleynayaa inaad ka beecmushtarto sawirada........Lol@ where do u get all these pictures........... :confused: Go figure

Shoobaro dad badan aa kuu dhiman sawiradooda sxb come on show some more pic......Lol Go figure

Hay sofine u are so welcome, and if u come to my city, I'll take u around. Lol not kiddin :rolleyes: Go figure

Originally posted by Garab Tuujiye: "Dalaq kulahaa asagoo "wadaadka tarawiixda siyasad u dagaayo........ Waraa kaalay Tuujis in la idinka uumiyo waaye runtii..Gabdhihiina "shimbiroo" aaba idinku dhacee.. Wiilo foorjadoo caata ah oo ka hartay abaartii daba dheer intaa soo tuurtay aa atariisho bilaa atoore la'aan ah camal kilyaha "juuniga" la'eg qabsatay..Aloo yaa sanifoo "qanjaruufo" kuugu gambar qaato.Gabdara badnaa geedaan aad u qabtid in ee ka haratay "islaamihii kacaanka" (aaba siyaad nooloow)..ar yaa ku digriyey...lol... Raula kaalay waad ogtahay in aa tahay saqiir teeda aan ka adkeene, maxaa u gabdareysanee ina baqti lagde oo wili ku magac dheer "qaar maroodi".. Waxaan u maleynaa waxaad rabtaa qamarji gacma duub kuu qabta oo jab mukaati ah kugu dhar dharbaaxo..edab yeelo aa lagu dhahay geed yahee aad u qabtid "istakiin jiis ah oo tuugsanayo".... Warada I'm very busy so I will get back to you guys. in the mean time, ii baashaala... wareer badanaa!!!! Garab Tuujiye sxb ma nooleyd, foojadeyda aa caato ku sheegee. foojadaada aad u qabto in god aaqiraad laga soo gamooyo, naga tag garba duub halaguugu qabtee adigoo u eg ilmahii "Meerijaanka" la safi jiran, mushaaridana safka ugalijirey, "Isbartiibada" aad taagnaa jirtay subax kasta adigoo Qalowle u eg. Bax shaqeyso sxb waa inoo after Afurka......... Go figure

congrats to the Aussies Go figure

NaJuwa well said indeed. Go figure

Jizaakal Allaah Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Originally posted by Wiilo: [QB] Remembrance and Prayer "I am one of the many thousands of people who believe in Allah, recite His praises, avow His glory and majesty, and are strengthened by His bounty and support. I have come to know the Almighty through the Prophet Muhammad, upon him be peace. I read the Qur'an and I studied his biography; then I discovered my inner self harmonizing with his message. My heart and mind were refereshed by his call. Thus I became one of the vast multitude who have accepted Allah as their Lord, Islam as their way of life, and Muhammad as their guide and prophet". I love this Islamic Poetry. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Remembrance and Prayer I am one of the many thousands of people who believe in Allah, recite His praises, avow His glory and majesty, and are strengthened by His bounty and support. I have come to know the Almighty through the Prophet Muhammad, upon him be peace. I read the Qur'an and I studied his biography; then I discovered my inner self harmonizing with his message. My heart and mind were refereshed by his call. Thus I became one of the vast multitude who have accepted Allah as their Lord, Islam as their way of life, and Muhammad as their guide and prophet. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Originally posted by raula: ^^^ooooohhh, you are bad alright chakiie chaan (jackie chan)maad qaraabo tihiin mise cigaal shidaad . Lol@I use istakiin b4 I eat raula more likely in ay Cigaal Shiidaad qaraabo yihiin, waa u jeedaa... cabsi daraadeed in timihii xataa waa ka cararreen......Nagatag timahaaga dhulka ka aruuriyee.....Bidaar Weyn.....Lol Fiiri raula is laughing at u......Hahahahahahahah Go figure

Haye nuune malagu galay adigana sxb.....Jooji beerjileeca..........Lol Crush aa magaca aaba leyga dhaadhacin la'yahay, WHAT IS CRUSH? Kii baabuurta isku dhacaayeen, Allow Namooti......Masiiba Waayee........ Go figure

It looks excellent strategy for the Bush' Campaing ppl to change the face of the Presidentail Campaing, to get more votes. Public Fear = Bush's Win. Brilliant. Go figure

Originally posted by Nationalist: Rudy, we have other dishes on the menu. Perhaps Oromos, Tigrays, Danakil, Sidamo, Gurage would be a pleasant choice. U know what! They're all same to me, don't matter their names, Ethopians are Ethopians. And i agree with rudy, "over my dead body" My manu says "No Ethopinas" No Ethopians. and the racipe also says No Ethipains........Lol :mad: :mad: Go figure

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Originally posted by Femme Fatale: Alla ma saas baa? Lucky Star aan ku gabto...hadaana saa ku garaacayo hooyadaa arooskeda ku tusin :mad: :mad: Guess Ill have to edit now... Hope no one saw P.S. Shoobora thnx for the tip and this is what he said: quote: The president's actual quote was, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Meeshaan aa leysku dhaaranooyaa, marka aniga fuley aan ahay, marka waa in aa cararaa....Lol Go figure

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: Malayaqaan waxa miskiinta ku dhacay...laakin lama dhahikaro shaytaan baa fuulay waayo shaytaankii ramadhan intuu socdo buu xiranyahey.. So Wiilo...WHAT HAPPENED? :eek: :eek: Yaa ku dhilayo? Anigaa dil maa iga dheeraahaayo walaalshiid...... Go figure

War aanka Cararo, dagaalka, fiiri waa ikaas cararayee, ha iqaban ha iqaban, isii daa isii daa dhacdhacdhacdhacdhacdhacdhachdhac......dacaskiiba iga dhamaaye intaan cararaye........Lol Go figure

Looooooooooool@rudy

Shoobaro walaalkiis, maxaane, waxaad u hadloosaa in sanbabka soor kulu kaaga dhagti.......Lol Waraa waa ii faanee miyaa, ani ma'itaqaanaa, magacayga waxaa la yiraahdaa "Wiilo" ma fariisto waa rooraa. Ukun ku Qabeesatooy, Shaabo ku Quraacatooy ditooreysa wiilo aa ley yiraahdaa. waryaa hooy, meel fariirso, aniga iyo adiga isku jin manihin. Faceey wariiri aa ka loon. war haddii isku heysid sooday, haddii kaleeto bax.Lol Go figure