Actually, it's scientifically impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath, so you might as well just wring his neck and get it over with quickly :eek: :eek:

I got a real good woman joke, but it's too dirty to post here...

KAKA is xaar. Poo-poo. Sh*t. A pinched loaf. Crap. Someone help me out here?

As soon as brotha mentioned the words "learn english", it reminded me of the polish guy was in here last week.

Somali people all over are watching this and talking about it, yet they don't bother to look at their own families and their own selves who are doing worse than this, such as gangs, raping, robbing, prostituting(yes, this guy's not the only one), cheating, lying, stealing, killing each other over their frigging names(!!!), and other countless crimes. This loser, who would probably gladly take the other end of the stick(if you know what I mean) for money and fame, is the least of our worries.

Interesting this is! Go to this website insha Allah later I will! But for now, peruse Somalia Online I will because more interesting this website is than english learning.

Either way, a million shillings won't buy me a pack of cigarettes...

The vote was rigged, I tell ya!!

I'm not surprised to hear this, and I don't know why anyone else is...

That's because we are *brace urself* sensible LOL you got me on that one.... You'll have to forgive me, I just felt like starting sh*t

I don't know why the Australian gov't and the public are so outraged by this. Singapore is internationally known, and has been for years, for their strict corporal and capital punishment for offences that would not even warrant jail time in other countries. I have no sympathy for this Nguyen guy because he obviously knew the law, or if he didn't, that's still his fault. It's like they say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do".

This many posts so far and all the sisters in SOL haven't swooped down upon this topic to blame all men for every single one of society's evils? Astonishing. I congratulate you all!!

Originally posted by Jumatatu: quote:Originally posted by liibaan: Yoonis, so far your analysis is not very "unbiased", I would say. Yeah true, and that makes your note 110% biased... Well come on, he might as well come out with it and just post it like this: Originally posted by Yoonis Cadue: Abdullahi Yusuf is the best Somali man ever to walk this earth. He doesn't do anything bad and it is possible that it is physically impossible for Mr. Yusuf to do any wrong. He is the man appointed to restore the hope that the USC monsters have wrought upon the whole of Somalia and the Earth blah blah blah... At least he'd be telling the truth, right?

Yoonis, so far your analysis is not very "unbiased", I would say.

LOL @ all the women in here. You simply are not bringing up any good arguments or reasons as to why a man should have only one wife. The only thing you're all saying is he's a "piece of shidh" or "worthless" if he marries another wife. Instead of just running your mouths off, why don't you give some valid points for a change?

Blah blah blah....Complain a little more please, that just wasn't enough for me. If you're just gonna accuse us of blaming women for everything and then turn around and blame everything on us, why do you even speak? At least say something of importance...

That must've been a sight to see, especially in an Arab Islamic country where they just don't see these kinds of things every day. 12 "men" dressed like women and 12 other "men" pretending like they actually ARE men. Disgusting if you ask me...

LOOOL @ Sheh...This guy must be really something if you still like him after he mistook you for an Israeli. Anybody asked me that and I'd be like ripping him a new kuulo right there. BTW. what does "chug" mean? It's something they are called, I think, for their great ability to "chug" vast amounts of alcohol.

She's absolutely right! And all these people that are shocked and outraged, wouldn't be if they actually took the time to look into what she's saying.

Gotta be PS3!!

Two words for you, Pucca...You're crazy!!

Originally posted by Khayr: 'Masssa, you promising us 'women's rights' and we believe you, so take us to the promise land', they all say. He's talking about North America and Europe promising "women's rights" to Muslim women living in Muslim countries. After all, they can't stop gushing about our "backwards" religion and governments(For the most part, they would be right about the governments). They believe that Allah SWT granted us men the right to trample all over our wives, sisters, mothers, and daughters, and regrettably, many Muslims also feel this way. Basically the kafir gov'ts have taken our bad apples and portrayed them as the ones practising the true Diin, while us peaceful, normal Muslims don't make it into the paper, because they wouldn't be able to sell newspapers with front-page headlines such as "Peaceful Muslims Attack No One". And some of us Muslims foolishly soak it all in like sponges, hence the "Massa" phrase because essentially they have brainwashed some of us like slaves into believing that they are our saviours from the "big, bad " Islamic law.

As Seeker posted about the view of Islamic scholars on abortion, there are likewise limited circumstances in which birth control is permissible in Islam(I don't know the exact conditions, but I know there are conditions). This is obviously kind of a grey area in which Allah SWT knows best if the "sperm + egg" is an actual baby or not. So as Muslims, we should follow those precautions set out by the scholars. As for kafirs, like the girl Seeker mentioned, if she wants this Plan B thing, ahe'll get it from someone else if a Muslim pharmacist doesn't give it to her, and that's too bad, because the kid may very well grow up to be among the best people on Earth. But we should at least try to talk them out of it. Just because the baby is "unplanned" or "unwanted" doesn't give us the right to practice abortion simply because we don't want it. There are millions of "unplanned and unwanted" children and adults in this world and they're getting along fine. Nobody on this planet is free from problems, so they need to get over it just the rest of us have to.Anyways, I'm rambling......

Originally posted by nasra2: 13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Actually, you're right!! You also forgot " Instead of laughing, you say LOL"

Originally posted by Wordette: (I believe you Canucks refer to them as First Nation). I believe we call them lots of things!!!!! If you want to make her really mad, next time call her a "chug".