Final_Say Posted May 28, 2005 The Old Man's Physical A 70yearold man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That ***** , he's been peeing in the refrigerator!'' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted May 29, 2005 that was funny looooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted May 29, 2005 Don't be drinking the apple juice in that guys fridge!!!!!!!!!!HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted May 30, 2005 LooooL...Funny $hit. asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emerald Posted May 31, 2005 LOL, thanks for sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
