Dhimbil Posted September 28, 2002 Enjoy this one An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.... So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag." loooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted September 28, 2002 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomaliaOnline-President Posted September 28, 2002 True. This pictures further reinforces that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted September 28, 2002 loooool. Thanks illmatic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted September 28, 2002 that was funny! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shiish Posted September 29, 2002 looooooooool ----------------- i jiid ama aan ku jiido Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted September 29, 2002 lol lol lol yo illmatic that was funny. i wonder if after everything with bush now would the american ppl select him a second year. yo watch the central comedy channel they make so much fun of him and it's so hillarious when they focus on his words. thanx for the laugh though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhimbil Posted October 3, 2002 glad u enjoyed pple. scorpian. this pple are so slow, i won't be surprise if they pick him this time too. peace ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted October 3, 2002 very funny, I know the guys was dump, but I didn't know every one noticed HAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qoryooley_Tuug Posted October 11, 2002 damn that gotta be one of the best jokes i've ever read in this site so far...damn bush!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiisabiililah Posted October 11, 2002 ilmatic...dat shit had me crackin to tha floor man, loooooooooooool clever president my a$$ hahahaha, i wouldnt trust him with a bike! one luv Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
