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  1. Manshallah, That was true and beautiful. Keep it coming sis. Salama alaikum
  2. Amiira

    Somali REMIX

    In da club remix... Go Go Go Go Naya its January 1st We gon party like its january 1st and u know we dont give a damn cause its everybodys birthdate U can find me in the riwayaa pocket full of khad look naya i got what u need if u need to take a bus iam into making money i aint into making love so come give me your welfare check if u wanna feel a thug when i pull up front u see the bus on time we roll 20 deep all using the same line now that i roll with the wariors they wanna show me love when u drive a taxi cab everybody show u love but nothing change hold down,see us see biggie in the spot waraa roll the trees up When u see how i move u mistake me for waryaa! pimp seen planes with RPG's but i dont walk with a limp amran called me somali 5o wow i know she likes me but i want her to "do" me like she did "shaq" but holla in hargeisa females say iam so so i got all the rappers between my legs in a chokehold I feel focused man,my money on my mind got nothing from somalinet but iam still on the grind Now asho say she feeling my style she feeling my flo she got nasro with her and they ready to go..okaaaaaaay U can find me in the riwayaa pocket full of khad look naya i got what u need if u need to take a bus iam into making money i aint into making love so come give me your welfare check if u wanna feel a thug Dont act like u dont know who we be either all time at the riwayaa about to pop off... ENJOY
  3. I am glad you enjoy it, APLUS AND BARWAAQO. APLUS is it true what Darman said about you?
  4. I would have to say MIZZ-UNIQUE,so far that is the only one I remember The fitnah starts with conversation, which leads to more conversation, which leads to attachment, which leads to immoral thoughts which leads to immoral desires, which leads to immoral actions...
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  6. HAHAHAHAHAH that was very funny and I think it is true too, no offence nomad brothers here!
  7. I am glad you guys enjoy it, I did I was laughing so hard when I 1st so it. Specialy " he trips over a codeless phone" . MIZZ-UNIQUE I like your signature sis. Manshallah
  8. HAHAHAHA that was funny, keep it coming bro.
  9. How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ? (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!!
  10. I am glad you enjoy it OG Girl, not only the city is beautiful, people are also beautiful ( I mean nomad ppl in Ottawa)
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  13. Amiira

    Making Love!!

    HAHAHA It is funny and disgusting at the same time. Creative, but not good for the eyes of the innocent like me.
  14. I am glad that you enjoy it Nuune, but how about the how to identify ***** (doqon) one.
  15. I have a question, little off topic. Why in western countries DIVORCE IS SO HIGHT???? any one