Things that should be banned from Foolbuug

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Ereyadaan and others should need to be banned from Soomaalis who use on Facebook:

• Cute
• Beautiful
• Awww
• Maashallaah (some folks overuse it, sometimes been u isticmaalaan because the 'maashallaah' and what it is intended iskuma dhawo)
• Cunto. Cunto. Cunto. We don't care what you ate xalay iyo saaka. Mise the so-called 'fancy' restaurant aad aadeen balaayo moodaan.
• Baby pictures. For the sake of Eebbe, you are not the only person in the world with a new baby. Don't overkill the poor cunugta/ga yar with tons of pictures. Flashes from the camera might even be more unhealthy as well. What is worse, especially, is pictures of their parents kissing the poor unsuspecting baby in the mouth, that is very unhealthy for the baby, all those bacteria present in each person's mouth.
• Using pictures of Hindida iyo Carabta, siiba kuwa la retouch lagu sameeye oo la caddeeye. Ceeb badanaa. If you don't have that confidence to put your picture on there, don't have any picture there at all.

Kusii dara.

[Somali philosopher]

you forgot kkkkkkkk

[Che -Guevara]

On FB, everyone is cute and beautiful-so many liars.

[oba hiloowlow]

Somali philosopher;878426 wrote:

you forgot kkkkkkkk

+2 enoying as F.

[Maarodi]

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;878425 wrote:

• Using pictures of Hindida iyo Carabta, siiba kuwa la retouch lagu sameeye oo la caddeeye. Ceeb badanaa. If you don't have that confidence to put your picture on there, don't have any picture there at all.

Kusii dara.

Exactly.

 

 

I would add:

1. Long (novel like) statuses
2. Weird "jecayl" photos followed by ...
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (and a nin posted it instead of a 12 yr old Bieber fan)
4. "Good morning everyone on FB" ; "Good night everyone on FB" :rolleyes:

[AYOUB]

People who say "Ban XYZ" should be banned.

 

I like people who give a long list of religious Mullahs they like, only to add a dodgy pop star in the end.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Ayuubna meeshaas muu xubin ka yahay oo isticmaalaa? Kooweey koow.

[Showqi]

Apo #2 is triple question if you know what I mean!!!

[Abwaan]

Facebook xitaa ma topic baa nooga dhigteen MMA?

[Blessed]

People using fb differently makes it all the more interesting, even idle moaners find something to get worked up about. Don't ban it!

[Alpha Blondy]

i've never done a status update before.

[Bluelicious]

1) People who like their own statuses.

 

2) Girls that are married to another girls while they are friends.

[Bluelicious]

Apophis;878722 wrote:

Definitely this; very odd behaviour.

It's beyond odd it's crazy. Someone who might not know you who sees your profile might think you are a married lesbian since such thing is legal nowadays.

[Narniah]

1- Freshie faraxs from the third world countries who pose laying down in gardens of flowers like as though they're playin a role in an Bollywood movie, and hold bouquets of flowers in one hand and rest on the other. With the odd matchin suits/eyesore!

 

2- If you really live in a refugee camp in Sri lanka, don't pretend you are living in America/England when you can't even put two english words together! Be yourself.

 

3- People who steal pictures

 

4- Somali people who put on their fb 'went to Harvard' Yale' St Andrews graduate..lol Yeah I know some do, but I'm talking of those lil liars who feel no shame to broadcast it worldwide lol...Forget private.

 

5- Girls who blow their own trumpets/ Who add lil titles to their names to attract guys such as; (Hotfatima/CuteHalima/Deliciousyasmin/etc

 

6- The Pseudo Wadads!

 

7- People who randomly Poke you, Never mind know you.

 

8- People who edit their pictures so much you hardly recognize them.

 

9- The ones who act like they got the perfect life, but post 50 updates in the space of an hour.

 

10- People who don't really like you but want to be your friend on fb.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

2- If you really live in a refugee camp in Sri lanka, don't pretend you are living in America/England when you can't even put two english words together! Be yourself.

Some of the native people of these countries, namely Mareykanka iyo Ingiriiska, can't either put two Ingiriis words together.