Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Tallaabo]

Hobbesian_Brute;976331 wrote:

Alphow, i have a niche area for you, why not campaign against MALE GENITAL MUTILATION. it afflicts all somali men, inaar open an NGO and make brouhaha about this issue. good luck

Actually a Somali friend of mine who is an ardent atheist is very angry that the integrity of his body was "violated" when he was a child and had no say in the matter:D I think Alpha should start an awareness campaign:p

[Haatu]

Heh! The pig was done a favour (medically speaking).

[Hobbesian_Brute]

Haatu;976385 wrote:

Heh! The pig was done a favour (medically speaking).

Don't be so sure Haatu, i know a guy who lost a third of his penis when he was circumcised as an infant. needless to say the guy feels inadequate and is anxious about performing in the bedroom.

[Haatu]

^^I find that hard to believe. The fool was always that size I bet

:D

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;976411 wrote:

^^I find that hard to believe. The fool was always that size I bet

:D

:D;)

 

nigis-gate

Xuux-Xaax controversy

Condom-gate

 

you're list of controversies continue abti.

[Alpha Blondy]

Tallaabo;976381 wrote:

Actually a Somali friend of mine who is an ardent atheist is very angry that the integrity of his body was "violated" when he was a child and had no say in the matter:D I think Alpha should start an awareness campaign:p

no thanks. too controversial for me. what will you suggest next.......lyrca shorts to show the lack of 'violation'. what about suulka geela? they deserve a showing of sorts, maha? although Somali women will hardly agree with any showing of bodily expressions of the 'liberation' sort. ;D;)

[Hobbesian_Brute]

dp

[Alpha Blondy]

annoyed!!!!!:mad:

 

i went to this home decorations shop on Thursday evening. i picked the style and colours of the curtains, carpet and faadhi. i paid 70% of the overall price. we agreed that i'll pick the stuff up on Saturday evening. clearly they've gone back on their word. kulaaha 'khaladku wuu dhacaa' that is not good. i have called to say....unless my stuff is ready for collection by 9pm, i want a FULL refund. :mad:

 

these people are pathetic and this mind-set is everywhere in this country. :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Tokyo 2020 y'all.

 

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

Educated with money

He's well dressed not funny

And not much to say in most conversations

But he'll foot the bill in all situations

Cause he pays for everything

 

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

 

Paper or plastic,

Don't matter she'll have it

Vacations and shopping sprees these are a few of her favorite things

She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please

His type of girl always comes with a fee

Hey now there's nothing for free

 

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

it's the 40th day (Afartan-bax) of my little nephew today. i'm going to buy him some nice clothes and go to his party. he's growing so fast. mashallah. i have very high expectations of him. i want him to become an accountant. he's very bright, this one.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

great tune. for those who know.

[Haatu]

Alpha Blondy;976538 wrote:

it's the 40th day (Afartan-bax) of my little nephew today. i'm going to buy him some nice clothes and go to his party. he's growing so fast. mashallah. i have very high expectations of him.

i want him to become an accountant. he's very bright, this one.

What? He's only 40 days man

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;976555 wrote:

What? He's only 40 days man

hating?

 

 

you ain't got sh!t on Mo. he was already too cool for school from day 1 of day 40, ma garatay?

 

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

[Tupac]

Staring at the world through my rearview

Just looking back at the world, from another level yaknowhatImean?

Starin...

 

Multiple gunshots fill the block, the fun stops

Niggaz is callin cops, people shot, nobody stop

I wonder when the world stopped caring last night

Two kids shot while the whole block staring

I will never understand this society, first they try

to murder me, then they lie to me, product of a dying breed

All my homies trying weed, now the little baby's

crazed raised off Hennesey, tell me will my enemies

flee when they see me, believe me

Even Thugs gotta learn to take it easy, listen

Through the intermissions search your heart for a plan

and we turnin Bad Boys to grown men, it's on again

I give a holla to my niggaz in the darkest corners

Roll a perfect blunt, and let me spark it for ya

One love from a thug nigga rollin with a posse

full of paranoid drug dealers, to the end my friend

 

I'm seein nuttin but my dreams comin true

While I'm starin at the world through my rearview (see)

[repeat 2X]

 

(They got me) starin at the world through my rearview

Go on baby scream to God, he can't hear you

I can feel your heart beatin fast cause it's time to die (we)

Gettin high, watchin time fly, and all my mother******s

[repeat 2X]

 

[E.D.I.]

Now you see him, now you don't, some niggaz

be here for the moment, and then they gone, what happened to em?

Well let's see, it seems to be a mystery

But all I know I never let the money get to me

Stay down like the, truest

Thug Life until I check out this *****, I thought you knew this

Who is, gonna catch me when I fall or even care to

While you thinkin I see you lost up in my rearview

Half you, is down with them Outlawz

Outcast, left far, I'm through like southpaws

But still we keep mashin til our dreams come through

Starin at the world through my rearview

 

[Tupac]

Now I was raised as a young black male

In order to get paid, forced to make crack sales

Caught a nigga so they send me to these overpacked jails

In the cell, countin days in this livin black Hell, do you feel me?

Keys to ignition, use at your discretion

Roll with a twelve gauge pump for protection

Niggaz hate me in the section from years of chin checkin

Turn to Smith and Wesson war weapons

Heavenly Father I'm a soldier, I'm gettin hotter

cause the world's gettin colder, baby let me hold ya

Talk to my guns like they fly *****es

All you bustas best to run look at my *****es

 

Now I know the answers to the question, do dreams come true

Still starin at the world through my rearview (I say)

[repeat 2X]

 

(They got me) starin at the world through my rearview

Go on baby scream to God, he can't hear you

I can feel your heart beatin fast cause it's time to die

Gettin high, watchin time fly -

and all my mother******s/nigga can die

[repeat 2X]

 

[Khadafi]

Back in the days we hustled for sneakers and beepers

Nine-six for glocks cause fiends hittin up blocks with street sweepers

Bless myself when knowin rules to these streets, somethin I learned

in school, on some Million Man March shit for the piece/peace

True that, only one life to lead, a fast life of greed

Criminally addicted, infested since a seed

We all die, breed bleed like humans, towns run

by young guns, Outlawz and truants, shit's deep

Turn eighteen, burn my will when I go

Burnt my body with my shotty, or chosin my dough

So while you reminiscin all nights out with the crew

Smoke a blunt for me too, I'm starin through your rearview

 

[Tupac]

Hahahaha, you ain't knowin what we mean by starin through the rearview

So since you ain't knowin what we mean let me break down understandin

The world, the world is behind us

Once a mother****** get an understanding on the game

and what the levels and the rules of the game is

Then the world ain't no trick no more

The world is a game to be played

So now we lookin at the world, from like, behind us

Niggaz know what we gotta do, just gotta put our mind to it and do it

It's all about the papers, money rule the world

*****es make the world go round

Real niggaz do they wanna do, ***** niggaz do what they can't

 

Starin at the world through my rearview

Go on baby scream to God, he can't hear you

I can feel your heart beatin fast cause it's time to die

Gettin high, watchin time fly, ya know/and we'll be

[repeat 4X with vocal fade]