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Juxa   

i dont even know how to use IGNORE list, lakin i am extremely suspicious of PM as ibti said odayaal waalan baa jira but also islaamo 140 MPH kusocda baa halkan jooga ( i have encountered islaamo leh ma i taqaan ma itaqaan say walahi ma itaqaan , waad istaqaane seek help asap please)

 

better to interact with them meel indhuhu badan yihiin

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Originally posted by Rain:

dhabal-dhabal weeye adeer, waa dhabal-dhabal, ilaah khair ha ku siiyo, igula soo dhakhso adeer.

:D:D:D ,,,,,Waa kan ee bal isku kululee...dhaxan baa dhacaysa maanta.

 

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Maalin wanaagsan yaa reer Troll

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Juxa   

timbits na bal kusoo dar

 

i miss french vanilla...aaheey dhaabal dhaabal with a meelkk

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Ibtisam   

I always hear people talking about Tim Hortons, :D

 

CL baruur is a big hit in Hargisa, I should open a baruur shop. People get blessing from Baruur, it allows those who are childless to have children, the blind to have partial vision, the deaf to become hard of hearing.

 

My phone just rang, I answered it is my duugusi macalin from 1996, I have run into him handful times since then. Convo went like this:

 

Me: Hello?

Macalin: SalamAlikum,

Me: Wa alikuma salam

Macalin: Ma ibtisam baa

Me: Haa

Macalin: Iska waran uptee

Me: err alhumdulilah?

Macalin: Uptee wa farax abdi farax farax

Me: Haa Macalin,

Macalin: Miyanad Ibtisam aheyin

Me: Mayan wa ahey macalin, ma wax dibatah ayaa jira

Macalin: Maye uptee, ma ficantahey,

Me: Haa

Macalin: How is the family, islamahi ka waran?

Me: Wey ficanayhiin, famailgagi soo ma fiician, maxa jira?

Macalin: Waxaba ma jirin, why would you ask that?

Me: Dhee dadka aan normal wada hadlin markey so haadlin wax iisiidah bad news ba jirah

Macalin: Bisinka bisinka, maya uptee, wax dibatah ma jiiran, numbaraka mana hainin oh hada ayan heely, so waan ku salahye uun,

Me: [Puzzled] okay

Macalin: Ma shaqo ayaad joogta?

Me: Haa

Macalin: xagaad ka shaeqesa?

Me: Central London.

Macalin: Okay uptee, waan ku salamey uun.

Me: okay

Macalin: Salamalikum.

Me: Wa Salama.

 

Now I am :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Huh

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loooooooooooool@ibti ,, you will receive another call from him in few dayz asking for some money ,,,

 

this was just to make sure the number is right ,,, :D

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CL, this is the Macaliin from when I was a kid, it is not like a long lost friends. I was waiting for him to tell me off or tell me he saw me and I was doing something wrong or quiz me on the last time I went to the mosque. What the hell is waan iska salamaey :confused: Ma awal buu ii salamii jirey. Something fishy. :confused: I just dont know what though. Only thing I cannot think of is that I heard he got his daughter over and they are sort of same age as me, maybe he wanted to ask for me to show them around, and this is like the warm up call. I hope he does not now call randomly with waan iska ka salamey or maybe he wants a health check for them. 100% it was not a randomly call, he found my number for a reason. Damn Dahabshill xafis, that is where he got it from :mad:

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Juxa   

abti udir £200 altho he sounds inuu london joogo.

 

baruur is becoming senstitive issue, people no longer carry their baruur with pride

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Ibtisam   

HE lives in London, and he works, in fact he is a director, what is £200 to him markaa. :confused:

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