Troll, Shah and Sheeko

[cynical lady]

JonnyB- The scavenger

[Juxa]

Johnny, you know ibti wont come within 5 miles radius of you.

 

anyways why change working formula, aniga going with the girls baad igu ogtahay

[Cara.]

Yes yes of course Ibti and Juxa

 

*throws away basketball novelty items bought from the dollar store*

 

Ibti, I guess I'll settle for the next best thing, you come over and we'll have fun anyway. There's a squirrel doing some crazy stuff in the backyard that you will find hilarious for at least 30 minutes.

 

LOL @ Johnny, all the more reason to pirate DVDs then. Is membership in the Pirate Party open to foreigners? I feel nothing will give me cred as a Somali like being a card-carrying pirate will.

[Juxa]

i was actually thinking of having sort of home-swap here in sol.

 

imagine being able to travel, europe, africa, asia and australia. no accomodation cost, just your ticket and pocket money

[Johnny B]

CL,

I thought Ibti & Cara were bounce-booties.

Am i that wrong , or you wanted me to forego the basketball player and expose my smooth skin to the hazzards of "bikra" frictions?

 

love you too Mishkagi.

[cynical lady]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@I thought Ibti & Care were bounce-booties.

Am i that wrong , or you wanted me to forego the basketball player and expose my smooth skin to the hazzards of "bikra" frictions?

 

p.s i'm not BBQ meat.

[Cara.]

What is a bounce-booty? Seems like something one would need community support for.

 

*Stands up, clears throat*

 

"Hello, my name is Cara and I have... bounce booty. It started innocently enough, as a jiggle-booty last year, then became a wobble-booty when I ignored the problem, and now I can't go outside for fear of being arrested."

 

*Sits back down, after many attempts finally remains in seat*

[Johnny B]

^CL,

then how come NGONGE fights the urge of eating you and swearing not having seen you lately?

 

You're not as old-fart-resistant as you think you are.

 

Cara,

Only you'd know what a bounce-booty is.

remember when you used to try your brothers Jeans,

despite you being smaller the jeans just woulden't sit because of that tiny hillock,that is Bounce-booty.

 

The good news is you're not alone , 72.3% of Somali-females are dedicated wobble-booties.

"jimbaar" ?( spelling) is a different story alltogether.

[cynical lady]

A don’t approve being called an old fart@ Jonny.

[Johnny B]

^It was meant to say :

You're not as old-fart resistant as you think you are.

 

Me & my extra hyphens.

 

btw, if we keep doing right-things and keep liking same-things, we risk being taken for siblings.

[cynical lady]

Am still not happy....*off to check the SOL rules.

 

Jonny, am hurt, am deeply hurt.

[Juxa]

CL, how can this skinny farah hurt you, his words shont even upset you little.

 

Johnny, yaa ah wobble-booties? is this your attempt to make the female sol folks anoroxic, not that anyone would listen to your hatred against round things

[Johnny B]

^I found it .

I found a creep-hole-clause on SOL rules.

 

It says "Ewe mtapitapi utadandia mangpi"

 

 

Ok okay, Johnny is wrapped around your lil ( the one with the broken nail ) finger.

 

What does it take to make up to you?

 

Juxa.

Yes, this is my anti let-us-eat-cake campaign.

[Juxa]

make up? are you even able?

 

johnny waad na ceebaysay runtii, as we share villages, i propose inad xaal bixiso.

 

compose tix-gabay ah and amaan gabadha

[Johnny B]

^And , you'll translate my gabay?

 

let me take advantage of her nooh .. ega qalee nooh?!