Troll, Shah and Sheeko

[SayidSomal]

imaam cracking jokes during friday khutba

[SayidSomal]

ibti - reer miyi baad sheegata - shaandhadaasna ma taqanid. maxay dhahan reer burko 'waxaagu waa iska sheego bila list'?

[Malika]

Muxuu yiri?

 

F - Hello Eedo,ii waran?

 

CL,in due time. Mwenzio nitarudi tuu.

[Kamaavi]

Eedo M waa laguu wacan yahay. Allah mahadiis. Seed ii tahay adu?

[Malika]

^I am good Eedo,skolki miyad dameysee? if so when do we start receiving the cheques?

[Kamaavi]

Idam Alla very soon. Soo ducee, eedo. Gabdhaheenii ma kobceen?

[Malika]

Insha'allah..

 

ps.Kobceen mexee ehed?

 

Walla ficanyahay Eedo.

 

Where are the Canadians?

[cynical lady]

Ahhh nimechoka na maisha.

[Malika]

^Karibu to the club. Vipi tena?

[cynical lady]

Karaha tu. Yani kila napo kwenda na kutana na watu wenye ma-issues ya ajabu. Nilekua happy go free dakika kume eliyo peta. Lakini wamisha niaribia hewa sasa-hivi. Maisa ya ulaya ni $%$

[Kamaavi]

Eedo M- siday CL u sheegtayba, it means koreen. Lakiin wiilasha ayaa kora. Gabdhuhu way kobcaan.

[Malika]

^

 

CL,usi wafatilie watu kama hao - watu hawapendi mtu anaye furahi

[cynical lady]

Ndo nani huyo mpumbavu.

 

*Mpenzi acha tu. Dakika za majiruhi sasa. Nasubiri mda tu. Leta story nawe. Za Tz mbona haujanipa bado.

[Cara.]

It was picture day today and I forgot

 

Hope the baqbaq and dhareer doesn't show up in digital cameras.

 

Halow trollers!

[Valenteenah.]

Cara, those make the best photos. You, my dear, are harder to pin down than an eel. If you promise to sit by your phone tomorrow, I promise to call I'A.