Wife on benefits + Husband working = £££££££££

[N.O.R.F]

Thierry, the Tory view of things

 

THE REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:

 

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

 

THE END

 

THE BRITISH VERSION:

 

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.

 

A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving. The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the

squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.

 

The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house.

The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi cultural choir singing "We Shall Overcome". Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel has got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his "fair share" and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London.

 

In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel' s taxes are reassessed.

He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work.

 

The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile.

 

The squirrels food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper.

 

Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they have tried to blow up the airport because of Britain's apparent love of dogs.

 

The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempt bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to then return them to their own country were abandoned because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from peoples credit cards.

 

A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though Spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs.

Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshoppers drug 'illness'.

 

The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK.

 

The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks.

He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery.

 

A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up.

 

Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.

 

The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a minister.

The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom.

 

The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and order and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.

 

THE END

 

In addition the squirrel decides enough is enough and sells up everything he owns goes to live in Spain !

[Thierry.]

I tell you what saxiib they have a point and if I was white I would vote Tory but I am a migrant so Gordon Brown will do it for me.

 

PS: did you read a couple of weeks ago the Tory plan for incapacity benefits; they said they will review everyone on it as they recon they can remove at least 200.000 people from it.

So folks Vote labour in the next general election and you will not be questioned about the fake trauma that you claim.

[chubacka]

I remember the mosques were v. concerned about this issue and warning ppl against it at ramadan and they should stop immediatly.

 

Once a family is funding itself in this way obviously its going to be hard to come off and try to stretch less money further. It does not help that the majority of these families are also funding multiple relatives back home from their weekly income.

 

As somali ppl tend to be relgious its a good idea for the mosques to get involved and I think they will make some difference.

[LayZie G.]

Dabshid working for who?

Dabdhid means our respective governments. He and like minded folks think that anytime the subject "caydh" is discussed, those that brought it up somehow, someway are informants of some sort.

 

Thierry, I brought this very same topic to the heart of these folks, but I had an axe to grin with a welfare mom, who made her life goal to milk every benefit that she can get her hands on out of the canadian government.

 

I was told by a smart lady called WaterLily to think about the welfare mom's children before I snitch on her, which I listened.

 

I still have a mind to drop her info at the local office, she is only one google inquiry away.

 

I am disgusted, and until you thierry, or me or the next person who cares about the welfare of these families, can take the necessary steps to eliminate the weak links before they disgrace us all in the eyes of the world.

 

These folks don't have high expectation in life, they want hand outs and will not stop, unless we stop them.

 

Right here and now, i am created "The Coalition of snitches, World Wide" sponsored by LayZieG.

 

I promise to reward any folk who has the guts to hunt down the notorious welfare mongers and put a stop to it, legally ofcourse...

 

Yes, I said it here(SOL) first. Go get yourself a caydh monger and you shall be rewarded generously.

[ONE SOMALIA]

Will all somalians I know is doing this so what they lie about how they came to the country and so on lying to the welfare is nothing but just another lie. First day they left somalia lying stared for all somalians some stoped but some just go on and on about it but we are all liers.