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Miriam1   

Ibti, I had to go to work !

 

you also can't let it sit there for 8 hours, it will ice up so fast, and your driveway will be one large skating ring.

 

Ah the joys of living up north!

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Haye ,,

 

I'm trying to enjoy my holidays but somehow i can't sleep at all ,,, 4 nights in a row and i didn't sleep at all.

 

I think i should just cancel the break and go back to work ,,,,,,,,,,,,, this is silllyyy

 

 

Good morning everyone ,,,,,,,,

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Morning JB

 

When I became of age my mother called me to her side

She said 'son you're growing up now, pretty soon

You'll take a bride'...

 

 

And then she said...

'Just because you've become a young man now

(Man, now)

There's still some things that you don't understand now

(Son, now)

Before you ask some girl for her hand now

(My son)

Keep your freedom for as long as you can now'

 

My mama told me...'you better shop around'

(Shop, shop around) a-whoa-yeah

You better (uh-huh) shop around!

(Shop, shop around)

Uh-uh-uh

 

'There's some things that I want you to know now

(Uh-huh-...ooo)

A just as sure as the winds gonna blow now

(Uh-huh-...ooo)

The women come and the women gonna go now

(Uh-huh...ooo)

Before you tell 'em that you love 'em so now

My mama told me...'you better shop around'

(Shop, shop around) whoa-yeah

You better (uh-huh) shop around

(Shop, shop around)

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Kamaavi   

Morning JB,CL, A&T +F,,,,,,

 

An old lady is trudging through the mud with

rubber boots and floppy breasts slapping,

flapping, under a wet, wool coat.

It's raining and I want a facking cup

of coffee and sure as hell don't want

to talk to her.

 

She's humming - something jovial - and

it pisses me off even more that someone

could humm when they're covered in sludge.

Naive, I guess, but I'm still pissed.

 

Her coat buttons are huge, like a

stoplight down her potbelly. I pretend not

to see her and look to the road, hoping

she'll walk by and leave me alone because

all I want is a facking cup of coffee.

 

Her boots slide in the grass behind me

and every step is soggy suction. She

stops walking but not humming. I grit

my teeth. I don't know the song.

 

The rain gets fat and loud and I

wonder what the hell she's doing

back there. I don't turn around, in

case there's still a chance of not

talking to her. She taps my arm.

 

Your book bag is unzipped.

she says, pointing with a drippy finger.

Your books are all wet.

And with that she starts humming again

and turns away in the rain.Oh , Shitty day.

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Abtigiis   

What is this story with pigs? An isinuation to suggest somethings never change? a provocation? Anyway, I don't want to fail to such an easy trap.

 

Maa'shaa alaah waa fiicannahay. Adiga xagaaga soo saawa saawa ma aha?

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