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Originally posted by me:

Ding..Ding ...Dingggggg (thats a bell)

 

Ladies and gentlemen the first match after recieving PM's (thats a lie).
The
Me
Match-Calculator matches MMA & Xanthus.

 

-Xanthus a stone throwing, LOUD Hawd girl

-MMA a softspoken southern man

-Xanthus supporter and the secessionist cause

-MMA a Somali Nationalist

 

 

This match indeed shows us that opposites attract and we can expect to see the following two scenarios. The taming of one of the matched ones or death through multiple stab wounds.

Your service is poor, duqa. I demand a refund for my initial fees.

 

I specificaly mentioned in the PM who I wanted and had in mind:

 

Qof madaxyar

Timo qalafsan

San jabsan

Bishimo kala feedan

Ilko miciyo

Garab godan

Gacmo laaban

Xusul xumbeysan

Fara gacme madoowan

Dhexda u buuran, a la xaamilo

Shafka u dhuuban

Sin weyn

Daba yar

Lugaha bararsan

Jilib soo taagan

Kub shuuqsan

Caga balaaran

Cirib fidsan

Fara hoose kala firirsan

 

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^^lol.

Gabadhaad tilmaantay rag bay u dhaxdaa ee ogow MMA-yow!

 

Waxaad isoo xasuusisay nin la yiri waxaa xaas u ahayd gabar laga qurxoon yahay. Maalintii danbe ayyaa mid kale oo war badani wuxuu ninkii ku yiri, horta hebelow naagtaad qabtaa foolxumaa! Markaasuu wuxuu ugu jawaabay: sidii hooyadeed iyo aabeheed looga soo baryay baadan ka warqabin....

 

Me, waxaagu waa qori tuur. Ilaa aad rudy :D match u heshana waxba ma aadan qaban ee ogow.

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^^Waa runtaa oo SOL gabadh noocaas maba joogto! Marka lamaba heli karo. Illaahay amarki gabdhaha intii ugu qurxoonayd buu Libaaxsankataabte xubno ka dhigay.

 

Jacaylow, rudy waaa doob caato ah, gabdhuhu waa jecelyihiin mana jecla! Intaa waa la hadal hayyaa wax uu ka dheefayna cid haysa kolba anigu waayey. Haddiise Me uu ninkaa gabar u ehelo qiso cajaa'ib leh bay noqon lahayd!

 

Me, warninyahow hawshaa naga qabo. Weliba xaddiith baa jira ninkii walaalki kurba haysa ka fujiyya in Illaahayna tiisa ka qaado~~

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^^Gabdhuhu wax ma cunaan, ee afkaaga ka duw. Waxaad u qabtaa in dumarkii wada seexdeen. Qaar baa weli soo jeedee isjir baan ku oran lahaa ninyahow!

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Originally posted by xiinfaniin:

^^Gabdhuhu wax ma cunaan, ee afkaaga ka duw. Waxaad u qabtaa in dumarkii wada seexdeen. Qaar baa weli soo jeedee isjir baan ku oran lahaa ninyahow!

^ :D . Thanks for the brotherly warning!

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^^Wallee waa kaa shakiyey adiga... :D

 

I think you are someone i know! (haddii alle idmo berri baan kusoo baari).

 

 

Salaam yaa Jamaacah!

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Originally posted by xiinfaniin:

^^Gabdhuhu wax ma cunaan, ee afkaaga ka duw. Waxaad u qabtaa in dumarkii wada seexdeen. Qaar baa weli soo jeedee isjir baan ku oran lahaa ninyahow!

Xiin, qoftaa la hadleysid ma'ogid miyaa? Wey kuu gambataa u maleynaa mise ookiyaal afarindhood kaa dhigaa u baahantahay.

 

Qosoling at "ninyahoow!" :D Walaasheen waa u gaftay, xaal iyo xalwo bixi.

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^^War ninyahow waa ka shakiyey wallaahi...i am begining to think that she's Bishaaro.

 

Bishaaroy is sheeg, intaanan ku sheegin! :D

 

Gabar :D iyo caano, i say!

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jb! plz dont enter me that ocean! i just dont go down 4 a xalimoos with attitudes...u feel me.

 

i rather deal with the one at the street light, at least with her, i know where i stand...!

 

waar oj wont even touch this xalimoos these days with 6ft pole. watch your back homies. they tripping.

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Originally posted by Legend of Zu:

^^^I do no think Serenity could get a match...laakin ma isku baroobeenee?

 

Bisbaaskey cuntaa for snacks; and

She solves calculus problems to relax before sleep...
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Cheers

Originally posted by Cara:

^And she wrestles alligators to relieve stress.

Lets match her with Chuck Norris

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Originally posted by xiinfaniin:

Me, waxaagu waa qori tuur. Ilaa aad rudy
:D
match u heshana waxba ma aadan qaban ee ogow.

I matched Rudy with Val.....the rest is up to them.

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Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar:

I specificaly mentioned in the PM who I wanted and had in mind:

 

Qof madaxyar

Timo qalafsan

San jabsan

Bishimo kala feedan

Ilko miciyo

Garab godan

Gacmo laaban

Xusul xumbeysan

Fara gacme madoowan

Dhexda u buuran, a la
xaamilo

Shafka u dhuuban

Sin weyn

Daba yar

Lugaha bararsan

Jilib soo taagan

Kub shuuqsan

Caga balaaran

Cirib fidsan

Fara hoose kala firirsan

^^^ I am not sure whether you are after the female version of FRODO or GOLLUM

 

May be circle at Xeebta Jasiiro for coulpe of nights and see if she is there!

 

Me, Waar waa kusidee you were supposed to match me with Serenity...geedkaan dheg waynka ah!

 

Cheers

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