Juxa Posted November 16, 2009 oh you here, ibti is not ironik, ironik is not ibti i won the bet soo bood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted November 16, 2009 lol dat is for troll, ee ilmaha yaryar aroosyada yaan la geenin, waxaan hayaa afar qiso oo ku saabsan habro ilmahooda u kaxeeyo mar kasta aroosyada, qisooyinkaasna hadaad maqasho ama aan soo qoro wadnahaad farta gashan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted November 16, 2009 Bless Juxa(the Fun edo) Ibti cheer up my niece has a BF and she’s 6. As for my nephew; he had a steady one since he was 5yrs and his now 13. Hell he even insist on buying flowers and holding hands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted November 16, 2009 lol CL nuune it is abuse to take a child to a party until 3am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted November 16, 2009 Juxa- come on, dont ruin it for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted November 16, 2009 CL reerkaada waa wada romantic, taloow adigu halkey kaa martay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted November 16, 2009 NGONGE (getting sucked in once again): Who will you marry? GONGITA: I'll marry MATAGONI! NGONGE (choking on his tea once more): YOU CAN'T! (and like a badly made Indian movie he says..) He's your brother! already had this line of conversation with my little one. Innocence at it best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted November 16, 2009 Originally posted by Juxa: CL reerkaada waa wada romantic, taloow adigu halkey kaa martay? laga yaabo in wadnaheeda meeshii la rabey uusan ku oolin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted November 16, 2009 Originally posted by cynical lady: Bless Juxa(the Fun edo) Ibti cheer up my niece has a BF and she’s 6. As for my nephew; he had a steady one since he was 5yrs and his now 13. Hell he even insist on buying flowers and holding hands. I want my niece to have a different life style, wa maxaey boy friend :eek: My nephew is the only one brave enough to even mention to me relationships. Iskan I regularly delete all his numbers and pictures and replace his phone every 6months randomly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted November 16, 2009 Matagoni what a funny name. ahahha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted November 22, 2009 Kids reflect the society within which they live in unless there's a very strong influence from the home. Why you'all acting surprised. The average 12 - 13yr olds here have all had their virginity taken and see it as a badge of honour. Alle ha ina badbaadiyo, these times are very bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 12, 2010 The King Of Pop, Dictatorships & Child Abuse Last night, I got back home late. I went to the kitchen and sat down to have me some food. My shadow (middle daughter) followed me and sat watching me eat. Her: Dad... Me: Hmm.. Her: Do you know Michael Jackson? Me: The singer? Her: Why did he go to jail? Me: He didn't. Her sister arriving from the other room shouts "Yes he did". Me: He was arrested but never went to jail. Why do you ask anyway? Her: Why was he arrested? Sister: because he was bad. Me: Heh! Nice one. Sister: What? Me: I thought you made a joke about the song. You know, BAD. Sister: Eh? Her: Do you get arrested if you sing? Sister: No you don't. Me: Well, in some countries you might go to jail. Like those Iranian rebels, the Tiananmen Square protestors or the ANC singing "Bring Me My Machine Gun" during apartheid... Sister: What are you talking about dad? Me: Oh never mind. I got carried away. Her: So do you get arrested if you sing? Me: No you don't. Her: So why was Michael Jackson arrested? Me: Why do you need to know anyway? Her: I just do. Me: He was arrested because he abused some children. Her: What does abuse mean? Me: abuse means treating someone badly. Sister: Did he hit them? Me: No. Sister: So how did he abuse them? Me: He kissed them. Her: On the cheek? Me: No. On the mouth. Both: Eeeew! (They call their brother over and tell him the whole story). Brother: Is that why he died? Me: What is the obsession with MJ today? Her: What does obsession mean? Me: I answered all your questions. Can you please leave me to have my dinner in peace? Sister: Did you read about the two ten year olds that raped the eight-year-old girl, dad? Me (choking on my food): hmmmm.. Her: What does rape mean? Sister: It means having sex. Me: No. No. No. It does not mean that. It never means that. Sister: What does it mean then? Me: Are we really having a discussion about rape? This is really not a nice topic. Sister: Why? Her: Yes, why? Me: Because rape is an awful and ugly thing. Sister: But what is it? Me: It is when someone forces someone else to have sex with them. Sister: That's what I said! Me: No. You said it is about having sex. Sister: Huh? Me: It is about force. Like when you don't want to kiss someone and they still kiss you because they are stronger than you. Brother: I do that to them all the time. Ha! Me: I didn't know you were listening, you monkey. Her: Is he right? Does that mean he raped us? Me: Noooo! He is your brother. He is only teasing you. Rape is when someone does it because they want to hurt you and show you they are stronger than you. It is not done by children, don't worry. Sister: But those ten year olds did it. Me: Ok. It's not done by most children. Her: So that means HE (pointing at her grinning brother) can rape me? Me: No he can't, and if he ever tries, BITE HIS NOSE OFF. Brother: I didn't do anything. Me: And you never will. Her: My friend says Michael Jackson went to jail because he touched a little boy's private parts. Me: Why didn't you tell me this from the start? Her: I thought she was lying. Sister: Is that what he did, dad? Me: Yes. Now lets end this conversation here and now. I do not want any of you to go to school and share it with any of your friends. Some poor dad somewhere is going to have to go through the same nonsense and it'll all be because of me. So, nobody is allowed to repeat this story anywhere. Understand? Sister: Yes. Her: Ok. Brother: What story? Me: Never mind that. It's over. No more talk on this subject. Her: Dad.... Me: No dad, no nothing... Her (ignoring me and going on with her question anyway): Why does Fernando Torres wear number nine? Sister: Ooooh! Now he's not going to stop talking. Me: naaya, bax, soco, tag, leave us alone. Sister: She doesn't really want to know about Torres anyway, she is only saying it because she thinks you are angry with her. Me: I said bax... Her: No I didn't. Brother: I like Arsenaaaaal. Me: Not if you don't want to be disowned, son. Brother: Haha...his armband proved he was a red Torres Torres You'll never walk alone it said Torres Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball He scores again Fernando Torres Liverpool's number nine... Everyone: la la la la la la la..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
