Kielelezo cha hotuba tu dada ...

Women Vs Alshabaab miyay sheekadu ku socotaa ?? Shariifkii mar rag buu waayay ??

and why the NGOs ??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference." Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger. Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses. But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days. Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it. "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it. "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to." He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

It is just the beginning ........

Originally posted by dambarsame: sannadkani waa sannadkii laysku raacay in xabaalaha la qufo . ninba ujeeddo haka lahaadee tani xabaal maaha yaa ahlal qubuur ,,,

Waar hadda ninku waa Udub ,,,,

HARGEISA (Somalilandpress) — Romanian Ambassador to Ethiopia, Gabriel Branzaru, has organised a regional Diplomatic Conference and invited Somaliland’s Foreign Minister, Mr. Abdullahi Mohamed Dualeh as a guest speaker on Thursday – consulate press release. The aim of the conference was to promote a concrete and fruitful discussion on a number of issues concerning the region, in particular Somaliland, including security, democracy and development. According to a press release by Somaliland’s consulate in Addis Ababa, a total of 35 diplomats and ambassadors from countries of the EU, Australia, Mexico, Brazil, Japan, South Korea, United States, and China took part in the 2-hour conference. While addressing the conference, Mr. Dualeh urged the diplomats and ambassadors to support Somaliland in the fields of security, economy, development and to put their weight behind the state’s quest for international recognition. He also said Somaliland played an important role in the region and should not be ignored. He urged them to engage with Somaliland and has invited them over to Hargeisa, on which, A number of diplomats expressed interest. The minister also answered questions from various diplomats and ambassadors. Mohamed Sheikh Hassan and Ayanle Salad Deria, Somaliland ambassador to Ethiopia and his vice respectively were also present at the conference. Mr Dualeh finally thanked the diplomats for warmly receiving him and praised the Romanian ambassador to Ethiopia, Mr. Gabriel Branzaru.

Someone thinks Damala-xagare is in Erigavo ,,,

Those criminals in the US should all be worried now .......

Watch out niyow ,,,, Maadeey said Alshabab come with the rain

Ciidamada ammaanka ee Gobolka Mudug gaar ahaana Degmada Gaalkacyo ayaa maanta gacanta ku dhigay gaari ay ku rarnaayeen qalab Meleteri kaasi oo sida laxaqiijiyey u rarnaa hay'ada cunadda Adduunka ee WFP, Gaarigan oo ahaa nooca loo yaqaan waaraadka ayaa waxaa lagu qabtay kantroolka waqooyi ee Magaalada Gaalkacyo. Gaarigan ayaa waxaa ku cabaysnaa in kabadan 50 kartoon oo ay kjiran jaakadaha xabadda celiya ee Bullet Proof waxaana uu dareewalka gaarigan uu Booliska u sheegay in alaabtan laga soo saaray Dekedda Bossaso ayna soo saareen qaar kamid ah shaqaalaha hay'adda WFP. Dareewalka waday gaariga ayaa waxa uu ku andacooday in dadkii soo saaray ay u sheegeen wakhtigii ay gaariga kasoo kiraysanaayeen in ay saari doonaan deeq mucaawinaha oo ku wajahan Gobolada dhexe ee Soomaaliya. Ciidamada Booliska ee Magaalada Gaalkacyo ayaa Gaariga geeyey saldhiga Booliska waxaana lagu wadaa baritaan ku aadan qalabka Meleteri oo uu Gaarigu wado iyo meesha uu ka keenay iyo sidoo kale meesha uu ku wajahnaa qalabkan. Arrintani ayaa waxa ay noqotay mid aa ad ula yaabeen dadweynaha reer Gaalkacyo iyo dhamaana kuwa reer Puntland iyadoo tan ugu weyn ee laga kafajaceenna ay ahayd waxa keenay in dad sheeganaaya magaca hay'adaha gar gaarka laga helo qalab Meleteri. Sikastaba waa markii ugu horaysay oo hay'ad gar gaar lagu helo qalab Meleeri lamana oga sida ay uga jawaabi doono Hay'adda WFP iyo waxa ay ka yeeli doonto haddii ay arrintani ku caddaato iyadoo uu horay u jiray khilaaf u dhexeeya Dawladda Puntland iyo hay'adda WFP.

Magaalada Ceerigabo ayaa haatan siwayn loo Adkeeyey Amaankeeda iyadoo Xiligan uu ku sugan Yahay Taliyaha Aaga Sanaag ee Ciidamada Darawiishta Puntland Co-C/laahi Cumar Cashuur iyo Sarkiil sar sare oo ka tirsan Xukuumada Maamulka Puntland

Dear Somalia, F**** you ,,,

Stuff & nonsense ...

HARGEISA (Somalilandpress) — President Dahir Rayale Kahin has flown out off the country on Thursday to the Djibouti Republic for a surprise visit to the Red Sea nation, Ethiopia and France. The president was accompanied by the first lady, Huda Barkad Adan, minister of Post and Telecommunication, Mr. Ali Sandule, Director of port of Berbera, Mr. Ali Horhor, and the President’s Personal Secretary, Mr. Ahmed Mohamed Isse. It is unclear why the trip has been kept so secret but according to a source close to the government the president received an official invitation from the French government. He will stop by Djibouti to pay a personal visit to the French embassy in the Djibouti to follow up the recent visit to Hargeisa by the French Ambassador and his delegation (see British and French diplomats arrive). While in Djibouti, the Minister of Post and Telecommunication will also sign a major telecommunication deal that will see Somaliland connected to Europe’s fast internet cables via the East African Submarine Cable System (EASSy) and Seacom. The submarine-cable will also be connected to Ethiopia through Somaliland’s Berbera waters. The president will then fly to Addis Ababa, where he will meet officials from the Ethiopian government, diplomats from a number of European nations, before he flies to Paris. A local analyst believes the president and his team might also meet with French investors and might sign a major contract worth $700-million USD with Bolloré Africa Logistics to manage the port of Berbera. He added that, president Rayale will also discuss the issue of the port with the Ethiopians leaders. Somaliland has been pushing landlocked Ethiopia, the second most populous nation in Africa to use it’s Berbera as their prime port. Bolloré Africa Logistics has held a separate meetings with Prime Minister Meles Zenaw of Ethiopia in December of 2009. Vice President Ahmed Yasin, who just returned from a Paris hospital after falling ill saluted the president as he jetted off to the Red Sea nation of Djibout. While visiting Hargeisa, the French ambassador to Djibouti on Saturday, told the president, that France would support development in Somaliland in particular in education. He cited his country will consider giving Somaliland students free scholarships to study in France. This is not the first time President Rayale has received an invitation from the French government, in September of 2008, he led a delegation to France on a working mission. However, the President is leading a very different team this time, his Foreign Minister, is already in Addis Ababa after Somaliland was invited to a summit of Ambassadors and diplomats spearheaded by Romania, the intermediate chairman. According to the government radio, Radio Hargeisa, Mr. Abdullahi Mohamed Dualeh, will address the diplomats from leading European, American, African and Asian countries gathering in the Ethiopian capital. He will make a case of Somaliland’s quest for international recognition and might win new friends. The president’s visit will last about two weeks.

Allah ha u naxariisto General Duke ,,,,, he was indeed a Somali cyber warrior ...

Stuff & Nonsense ......

The Center for Justice and Accountability (CJA) and Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld, LLP have filed a lawsuit against the former chief of Somali National Security Service (NSS). The lawsuit alleges that Col. Abdi Aden Magan ordered the detention and torture of a professor and human rights lawyer in 1988. The civil complaint was launched Wednesday in US District court for the southern district of Ohio eastern division. According to legal documents obtained by Hiiraan Online, Professor Abukar Hassan Ahmed was detained on or about the evening of November 20,1988 and was taken to the NSS Department of Investigations Prison (NSS Prison) was interrogated and tortured for three months. Professor Abukar alleges that he suffers physical and psychological injuries as a direct result of the detention and torture. The defendant Mr. Magan held the rank of Colonel and served as the Chief of the NSS Department of Investigations from 1988 to 1990. According to these same documents, Colonel Magan ordered, conspired with, aided and abetted, or exercised command responsibility over subordinates in the NSS to carry out the torture, arbitrary detention and degrading punishment of Professor Abukar. Defendant Magan is a native of Somalia and a permanent resident of the United States. He currently resides in Columbus, Ohio. Pamela Merchant, CJA’s Executive Director, said, “We are committed to achieving justice for our client who suffered so severely at the hands of the defendant. Human rights violators like the defendant must be held accountable and should not be permitted to live with impunity in the United States.” Tiffany Smith, the filing attorney from Akin Gump, said, “Fortunately there are laws in our country that allow individuals like Mr. Ahmed to pursue legal actions against those responsible for their wrongful imprisonment and torture. We are committed to working with CJA to see this case through to an appropriate resolution.” In 2009, the CJA filed a lawsuit against the former Somali Prime Minister, General Mohamed Ali Samatar for torture and human rights abuses. This case is currently in the U.S Supreme Court. No one from the former regime of Siad Barre has yet to be held legally responsible for human rights abuses.

Originally posted by Somalicentric.: Earth day in my tuulo I was about to add you to my facebook but i had to think twice ,,,

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He never calls me ,,,,, I think he calls a girl he met one day ,,

The missing corpse of Hassan Saleban Mohamed, the first SNM commander was recovered in the village of Bali Abane, 60 km south of the capital, Hargeisa, after 27 years on Monday. According to the mayor of the village, Mr. Hassan Shillin, the first commander of Somali National Movement (SNM) was beheaded in 1983 by members of the Somali national army (SNA) under the orders of Somalia’s totalitarian dictator, Mohamed Siad Barre and Defense Minister, Mohamed Ali Samater, who currently resides in Virginia, United States. He added that after they hacked the head of his lifeless body, the Somali army, hanged his head from a tree above their military camp in the village in a move to humiliate SNM and to create fear among the locals. Mr. Shillin said they hid the rest of his body else where and has been missing ever since. A local elderly man, who witnessed the event on that day in 1983, said: “Mr. Hassan and his forces launched a raid on the military camp in the village that lasted from dawn through to dusk, a bullet striked him in the evening and the Somali forces recovered his body on a pick-up truck and took him to their military post.” The corpse was unearthed by HALO Trust, a non-political NGO, specialising in the removal of hazardous debris of war including landmines and heavy weapon systems. HALO Trust also successfully dismantled 175 mines consisting of anti-personnel and anti-tank minebelts. Somaliland minister of resettlement, Mr. Mohamed Yusuf Osman, said his administration plans to give the late commander, a divisive figure, the honour of national burial in Hargeisa in the coming days. The family of the commander, including the former minister of commerce and industry, Mr. Mohamed Saleban Mohamed (brother), have been informed. Neil Ferrao, the director of HALO Trust Somaliland, praised the findings as well as the donor nations however he said there is more to be done and more funds were needed. Mr Ferraro said a large number of minefields remain in the country that were laid during the 1964 and 1977 – 78 Somali-Ethio conflicts and between 1981 and 1991, when SNM waged an armed struggle against the Somali dictator. The fields exist along the Somaliland-Ethiopia border and vast number of them in farmlands and private properties. The Somali National Movement (SNM), which waged an armed insurrection against the regime of Mohamed Siad Barre, was found in the streets of Jeddah in 1981 by a small group of prominent Somalilanders and few months later, it’s most powerful bran was established in London. It’s core mission was to remove the Somali dictatorial regime from Somaliland and restore the national constitution. By the following year, it transformed its national base to the Ethiopian city of Dire Dawa, where it conducted a number of successful raids inside Somaliland with the backing of Ethiopian small arms. Last week, two employees of HALO were killed in the Togdher region when their Land Rover carrying four staff was striked by a landmine while driving back to their camp in the village of Daba-gorayale. Until now it is not clear, how this has occurred because the agency has previously marked the road clear of mines. This is the first time someone from HALO trust was killed in Somaliland since it’s operations began ten years ago. HALO has since issued a press statement vowing to investigate the matter with the collaboration of “the police and the Somaliland Mine Action Centre” (see The HALO Trust: Press release). By 1988 SNM was able to operate inside Somaliland and captured a number of towns from Siad Barre of which he responded with indiscriminately shelling of major Somaliland urban towns (Hargeisa, Burao and Berbera) with the support of Rhodesian fighter jets. At least, 500, 000 civilians were massacred. In 1991, SNM drove the last SNA pockets from the country, the Siad Barre central government in Mogadishu collapsed, and SNM declared the independence of Somaliland. Today, Somaliland is democratic but unrecognized and SNM remains an important part of it.