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  1. Posted

    Originally posted by Foxy-brown:

    Of course the theory of evolution is just a theory, which you are free to believe or not.

    There is no freedom in belief when it comes to evolution. It's fact and people need to get over that.

  2. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    Ùيديل،والله ودى أسأل الوالدة بس أخوي إسمح لي أقول إني ما أثق Ùيك.لووول
    :D
    ...شكلك ودك تخرب أخلاقياتي لوول

     

    اللة يسامحك

  3. Posted

    Originally posted by Ducaqabe:

    quote: So, Ducaqabe, what tribe are you?

    Fidel, I am reer aw-fatiire. I hope this isn't the first time you hearing it.
    Not at all. Infact, my college roommate was an aw-fatiire. Weird people, I tell ya. You wouldn't believe what they do when they ........

  5. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    وشو اللي مدور يا مدور إنت.....لوووووول

    عداك العيب يا بنيا. اسالي السيدة الوالدة معنى منورة Ùˆ مدورة. اما عن بقاءي مدور Ùدالك ليس سر بل علم عام

  7. Posted

    Originally posted by NGONGE:

    .... not the meaningless idea of Somalnimo!

    Them are fighting words Ngonge! Must you always be cruisin' for a bruisin'? :D

     

     

    They are as human as anyone in the world and twice as reckless.

    2.779 to be exact.

  8. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    شوÙÙˆ ها الصور اللهم لا حسد صدق اللي سماها جنة ÙÙŠ وسط الصحراء.ÙÙŠ حد يصدق إنه ÙÙŠ السعوديه؟

     

    هذه المزرعة يملها أحد أمراء السعوديه

     

    منورة و مدورة

  9. Posted

    Originally posted by kayf:

    with our model democracy and thriving economy who can resist... we must urge our government to protect our small land and make the Somali citizenship impossible for the imposters
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    Stop it, you're killing me!

  11. Posted

    Originally posted by Bishaaro:

    ^^ I could be wrong, but doesn't TX. have laws saying parents can allow their underage kids to taste their beers all the time. In the hopes that they'll regard it as beverage to be enjoyed often but in moderation?

    I've no idea. What on "god's green earth" are you talking about woman?

     

    "Beverage to be enjoyed" kulahaa. Do you want me to be banned from SOL for advocating illicit activities. Come on. I was born at night but it wasn't last night :mad:

  13. Posted

    Originally posted by kayf:

    ^^yours is khaldan wirirf...lol

    let me know when you read it....am gonna have to delete it before admin wakes up

    Delete it, quick. :D

     

    Khaldan is not a qabiil, dear. It's a term of endearment. The admin can't touch it.

     

    Khaldaan, is derived from the Arabic word ghalad meaning wrong. So when they arrived in Xamar, people couldn't understand them and their tongues hurt. Much like Bishaaro, bless her heart. So they called them the wrong ones. :D I'm cool with that. It's certainly better than a sharp stick in the eye.

  16. Posted

    Originally posted by Bishaaro:

    That was me mimicking your accent. The one they speak in
    what was it called?
    umm..

     

    Yes, that!
    :D

    So that's why your tongue hurt. I get it. Must be from all the jadhadhac. Hey, it's all good. I'm from many places, not the least of which is you know where.

  19. Posted

    I'd have to say right now, ABBA's One of us is crying sums up my love life.

     

    But these are what I purchased on iTunes recently:

     

    Baby Boy Sean Paul & Beyonce

    Baby Come to Me Regina Belle

    Beautiful Pharrell, Snoop Dogg & Uncle Charlie Wilson

    Best Friend Brandy

    Can't Deny It Fabolous & Nate Dogg

    Casanova Levert

    Children's Story Slick Rick

    Do Me! (Smoothe Version) Bell Biv DeVoe

    Domino Dancing Pet Shop Boys

    Dum Diddly Black Eyed Peas

    Every Little Step (Single Version) Bobby Brown

    Freek-A-Leek (Main Version) Petey Pablo, Twista & Jermaine Dupri

    Fresh (12" Remix) Kool & The Gang

    Friends (With Eric B. & Rakim) Eric B., Jody Watley & Rakim

    Hate It or Love It (G Unit Remix) 50 Cent

    I Can Love You Mary J. Blige

    I Want Her Keith Sweat

    Johnny, tu n'es pas un ange Édith Piaf

    Lean Back Terror Squad, Fat Joe & Remy

    Liberian Girl Michael Jackson

    Lights, Camera, Action! (LP Version) Mr. Cheeks

    Masters of War Bob Dylan

    Merengue Can Grupo Kontrol

    Nightshift Commodores

    Old MacDonald Cedarmont Kids <-------- For my 2 year old. Yeah, I'm a freak but not the type you're thinking of!

    One Day in Your Life Michael Jackson

    Sela Lionel Richie

    Sexual Healing Marvin Gaye

    Somebody for Me Heavy D & The Boyz

    Stand By Me Ben E. King

    Stay Jodeci

    The Way You Love Me Karyn White

    The Wheels On the Bus Cedarmont Kids

    They Want EFX Das Efx

    Wat da Hook Gon Be Murphy Lee

    When the Last Time Clipse

    Wonderful Ashanti, Ja Rule & R. Kelly

    Young'n Fabolous

  20. Posted

    Originally posted by Kashafa:

    Whussup with all the venom ? No card-carrying ACLU liberals in the house ?

    I actually carry the membership card but I think these fools are the wrong solution for a real problem.

  21. Posted

    Originally posted by -Conspiracy-:

    Ah i always knew i was supreme!!

    Yeah. You're also probably self-serving, selfish, egotistical, over-confident and impatient.

     

    Fabulous traits that go with being supreme! :D

  23. Posted

    Originally posted by SomericaN:

    Honestly speaking how do u have sex with 11 wives.

    Obviously, the dude has an above average appetite and stamina for sex. Just like Michael Jordan's quads, Lance Armstrong's lungs, this guys has super nuts.

     

    As for the logistics of being with 11 women, well, he might convince a few of them to gather for an orgy. He might also be skipping the ones who are pregnant and shagging the ones who are not. Who knows.

     

    Just doing a little math here, he had 100 children of which 23 died. So each wife is averaging 10 children and 7 survivors. Not totally undeard of. The question is how do you convince 11 normal women to share one skinny dude? That's what I want to know.

  24. Posted

    Originally posted by Ducaqabe:

    1. Kuun Kuun Lamina

    No idea!

     

    2. Kabteey Bilataa

    Whuh?

     

    3. Dhakac Dhakac

    Dhakac dhakac, dhamsaliyoo, dhaleeliyo, dhoc.

    Deeyaashe, kadamdamo, dashoobax. Dashoobax.

     

    I can't believe I remembered that.

     

    4. Hal Lugeey/Lug ka bood

    Ahem, mm, err, what?

     

     

    5. Gariir/Imbiili

    Never played Gariir but I've also never lost a game of Imbili. I spun those bottle lids like they were going to the center of the earth. Those are joys my children will never experience.

     

    6. Baliil/Boojo

    I don't know what Boojo is but I was mediocre at Baliil (we called it Fatatiir).

     

    7. First Somali men/women died for the country

    I know only three: Xaawa Taako. Sayid Maxamed Abdalla Xassan. Axmad Guray.

     

    8. Some names of provinces/cities

    Waqooyi Galbeed (my ancestral homeland, now known as Somaliland)

    cities: hargeisa, borama, burco, berbera.

     

    Sool (torn between joining Somaliland or waiting for Somalia to put its shit together)

    cities: only my ignorance is at display here. my apologies.

     

     

    Sanaag (see Sool)

    cities: dhusamareeb?

     

    Banaadir (my birthplace and my favorite)

    cities: only know xamar cadeey. maybe afgooye?

     

    Shabeelle Dhexe (never been there)

    cities: i'm sure they have some

     

    Shabeelle Hoose (never been there)

    cities: see shabeelle dhexe

     

    Others that I am shamefully not aware of.

     

    9. National anthem

    Was it guulwadoo Siyaad? I don't remember. But I remember clearly my dad singing guulwasoo Siyaad. More appropriate for Afweyne, I guess.

     

     

    10. Knowledge of brief history of the country, resources.

    Beautiful land, beautiful people (at least the women) and a tragic story all around.

     

    Now do I pass? All I need is 50%, right?

  25. Posted

    Originally posted by Helgapatra:

    ^^ Someone is having a shiddy day, where you by any chance born in july. your moodiness makes me wonder if you are cancer lol
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    That is so amazing. I am a cancer. Not born in July, however. And no, I'm not having a shiddy day. I'm just being difficult and cancerous ;)