Castro

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  1. Originally posted by Caano Geel:

    I wanna be a

    North-east African, Mogadishu, Madina born, Western Eurpean, English, North London, by a tube station -British Sunni Muslim

    I was born in Casa populare district in Mogadishu. The rest is a big blur of asylum applications and refugee hearings.

     

    So y'all can call me Fidel il Conte di Casa Populare


  2. Originally posted by OG_MOTI_M:

    and Somali girls i can read ur posts, and i see lots of "Free" word, so I guess we all going to where are appriciated.. China or India..

    Dude, what makes you think 1 billion Indian and Chinese men will allow skinny little niggas (rejected by their own women) to come scavenge in their backyard?


  3. Originally posted by Psycho_Sue:

    This is a chain e-mail being circulated at my cousin's office. I don't know what she was thinking when she sent it to me, but it looks to me like they're anti-Iraq. (pay attention to last qoute from the Qu'ran)

     

    And is that really a quote from the Qu'ran?

    :confused: :confused: :confused:

    No it isn't. Read about it here. The people who sent you this at work are not your friends. You can choose to educate them about this or leave them blissful in their ignorance.


  4. Originally posted by Zephyrine:

    So...did you get out of going?

    You ain't gonna believe this: my wife took both car keys to work with her. All dressed up and no where to go. Hallelujah. Now that's mind over matter!


  5. Originally posted by Legend of Zu:

    It seems demand is low therefore I suggest Buy one Get One Free Approach.

    Demand is nonexistant. Except for Keyf and her peddling of Bishaaro. This market is closed. We're now selling gummy bears instead.


  6. Originally posted by Zephyrine:

    Even tea isn't helping today.
    :(:(:(

    That is so true. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out how to get out of going to work today.

     

    Wife is sick. Kids are sick. I'm sick. Dog killed cat. Dog became a cat. I'm having a severe case of the mucking fundays. It's not even pay week. :mad:


  7. Originally posted by Keyf:

    Anyways, The old man has spoken. He even made counter offer, I say we out do him and offer $176.

    Do I hear $177. nope, nada no offers. SOLD for $176.01

    She's stuck with my raggedy old a$$ now. Come to papi. This will be you room. You're sharing this triple bunk bed with Caasha and Xalimo. Gals, meet your new bunkmate.


  8. Originally posted by Keyf:

    I hear
    Signor Alejandro
    is very hottt.

    Quite the understatement, dahling, but keep going..

     

    And since I am feeling nice today, I am willing to dish out $150 today and today only and play match maker for my little sis(Bisharo).
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    This old man is not interested. Not even for $175. Bishaaro is sh!t outta luck.


  9. Originally posted by Keyf:

    LOl, Someone finally got the all man's blood boiling. Kudos Bisharo
    :D

    Yeah. Bishaaro is definitely getting under my skin. I still kinda like her though. And it's really easy to get my blood boiling. So no big achievements from her.


  10. Originally posted by Endeavour:

    My freind once told me women are no longer the jewels men are. Now I know why we are bidding on them! They must be jewels. Cajiib! :rolleyes:

    You ain't lyin'. You will see here that males are in fact in decline. And while the reasons may vary and are unknown, if this trend continues, I will eventually have that harem I've always coveted. Come to papi. Wuhuu!


  11. Originally posted by OG_MOTI_M:

    Anyways I just wanted to share this story with you guys and to tell you that the story of Cuba husband for sale is true

    As a Cuban national, I categorically reject these urban legends being peddeled as facts. They are nothing but a cheap capitalist plot to dishonor our proud, beautiful people. Please, disengage from this behavior or face the consequences. Do I hear $200?

     

    Gracias,

    Fidel Alejandro Fuentes