^did u mean to say 'eating'? LoooL, u edited it. FB, do you eat all that in one go?

is this the Ramadan Troll thread?

Originally posted by Prometheus: quote:Originally posted by NGONGE: I can see that you ladies are having fun and can even understand how talk about breasts might make you feel uncomfortable but I fully object to this silly hijacking of the topic, you witches. Now please return to the troll corner and stop spoiling a good thread dammit. :mad: I guess it's not against SOL's golden rules to intentionally derail, deface, or disrupt a thread. Actually, spamming and trolling threads is against the rules. But I just read sheher's comment about the original issue - adult breastfeeding. The issue of letting a grown man suck on a female breast is a no-brainer; it's an outrageous, testosterone-inspired form of savageness. Of course, this ritual is found in hallowed books of hadith. But who gives a flying f!ck. It doesn't matter if it's a hadith or not. It should be rejected. I couldn't agree with this more. Dude, I see how you have extrapolated what I said. But I'm not getting dragged into that. This was a case of mock-trolling to highlight a point. Maalaayacni will always be maalaayacni. However many negative theories we women have about men- they're dogs, not to be trusted etc- we never come up with stuff that is enforceable upon them collectively as a rule. We're not from another planet. Or pets.

LOL, a Somali, we're everywhere!

Mariam's a cool cucumber. Her reaction is in keeping with her character. She never knew she'd married a Naas Caanood boy. She has now set up a help line for women like her.

LooL, ladies, brilliant! Guys, listen we don't want to keep hearing about the permissibility of an adult having a go at one of our private body parts. It's a no-brainer for us; only a man could ruminate over this and deliver such a fatwah and only men could go on and on about it ad nauseam. It objectifies women. husband: hey Mariam Mariam: now what? husband: my brother needs a place to crash for a while Mariam: why doesn't he stay at your other brother's place. He's a bachelor. husband: it's dirty there and he'll go hungry Mariam: for crying out loud. Only for a short while though.. husband: well, there is this one thing.. Mariam: he smells? husband: erm, no, I don't like the idea of leaving him at the house alone with you. You know, what will people say? Mariam: they will say he needs to get a job and home of his own! husband pulls out breast pump husband: if you squeeze a little into here and we whiten his morning cuppa... Mariam: divorce me you dogg.

^for?

LoooL. Walaahey you killed me, Ibts. Ragiinani, seriously, it's like you're all from Naas Caanood.

^go at your own pace or she'll kill you.

^I *heart* you.

^LoooooooooooooooL. Said like it's even WORSE. OMG.

Sometimes I am tempted to abuse Moderator rights and...that breast-feeding thread offends me to even look at.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: No ,, there will be more kids believe me when they know how to add some spices in the act ,, How to wake up: Redbull + Ginger + Coffee + Chocolate ...... intaas uun isku dar imika. soo tan la..you're kidding. Chocolate maxey ah? Chocolate powder sprinkled into a glass of coffee, redbull and ginger? that'll make you high as a kite. Got a cup of tea with ginger. Hey Juxa, heshiin, what do you mean? About the cakes? Yes, Ibts, there are fairs for everything.

I think there will be fewer kids as a result. But anyway, how to wake up?

bl00dy hell, she needs to start taking some of these babies to fairs. Ibti's stomach can not be their final resting place all the time!(Jealous)

JB, I can't seem to wake up today. What works for you? PG rated, please. I feel hungover minus a night I can't remember. Ugh.

I don't want to hear about sex from a six year old. That's abuse. where is cupcake, lady?

^ugh, everyone's a sex educator? That's abuse.

^I was wondering when you'd turn up.

Afternoon. $800 part-time for sex education lecturing? All those dhaqan-celis kids could do it, surely?

^to observe and get the eff out.

Sayid, I know what Qardho is NOT. I see you've joined the paranoid brigade.

those of who work for local councils or local government, are there public forums(where your lot hang out) that the rest of us can access?

LoL, Somaliland is not Somalia. Even I know that.

I'm thinking Ngonge is suspiciously helpful in all this. Now there's another mystery for you, Ibts.