^I know, dear. Tut. I actually know the difference between an opening ceremony and a game. AND the frigging off-side rule too. Just don't want to hear about it here. Nice one, Norf. Why did u have to mention xalwa, bal?

oh, dear will someone open a Troll World Cup thread and spare us. Even the footy becomes about the booty with you lot. :rolleyes: Where's Juxa to slam down a court order?

oh for goodness sake lol, hate maxaa keenay; one of those misused words. Like Blessed said I wouldn't let her appear like that in public if I knew her cause it just looks awful- the thing on her head whether it's a hijab or accessory or whatever. It's just bad style, it's ugly. I'd tell her if I cared and she'd decide to keep it that way or change it and that would be the end of it. Maybe it's the programme-makers requirement and not hers. Who cares if she's a nice person or pretty or related to someone here or a SOL member; none of that is relevant to her style sense on that show which is what I'm referring to. It's ugly and I'd describe it to her as a dead bird roosting on her head if I knew her. Cause that's what that sh*t looks like. Somalis' dress sense is as bad as their comprehension of what is in the written form. :rolleyes:

^my bad as they in American films. Indeed it looks like the peacock's dangling from the ears and the turkey's taken over the head. I've only ever looked long enough to be horrified(in case anyone caught me looking @ UTV). Waryaa, FB, where are your eyes, Ngonge found this bird's eye view(I'm going to hell for this LoL): Anyway, maybe it's a trend somewhere I won't be going.

LooooooL that's her may God help her. I can't bear to look at the peacock! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

horta what's with Faheema's 'delete' name?

good stuff, Ibts! I'm an *****, I share it freely with u lot.

I dunno; can't view the link. I feel bad talking about her like that but she does need a make over if it's her the dashed person is talking about. All I see is her flicking her eyes about, must be the feathers from the shimbir and some disemodied voice sending greetings to his long lost ayeeyo's neighbour's pillow. Mooji.

haha Ibts, it's safe here comparatively. Weirdo cheered me up, I wass in another bad mood lol. Yesterday was the last day I am being grumpy for a long while inshallah. Anyway, weirdo was not as funny as the hotel dude who asked me to marry him AND wants to leave the country. CHARMING. On the condition that it's a real marriage as he doesn't do fake. I told him I was a bad person and not to be fooled by my impeccable manners and smile. LooooL. He had no idea what to say. Anaa ka daran.

please you're kidding me. You're kidding me. She's in LONDON? Every time I see that channel in passing, there's a sheikh on or her with her goth lipstick and dead shimbiro look.

and why is this worthy of a whole topic?

excuse me but is this the woman with the dead peacock on her head?

oh dear at uninvited guests. You can become a guest in your own home. LoL @ potential world cup rage from Norf. Comes round every 4 years and they managed to pick this moment! Yo, folks. Are men mad or what? Some pervy weirdo- really he had the words written across his face- came up to me yesterday after talking to the waitress about me with lots of pointing and looks my way. I start to busy myself with my bill hoping he won't...but he does come over with the curiosity of a six year old. weirdo: You don't speak X(his language)? No weirdo: Why? moi: Because I'm an alien weirdo: An alien? yes, aniguba waan ka waalnaan kara. Tis the only way. He walks closer and stares at my face with increased interest(not the response I was hoping for) weirdo: My English is little and you are alien. How we will talk? moi: we won't. That's the point. He leans in further and points at my forehead weirdo: come see me for that. I am a herbalist. suddenly he's fluent moi: what? weirdo: I'm a beautician. moi: what? No, I don't see male beauticians. weirdo: then who you see helllo. moi: female beauticians? weirdo: I won't touch you hell, no weirdo: give you powder moi: I don't trust that stuff weirdo: I am looking for my girlfriend moi: she's not here anaa ka daran

I'd make a cr*p spy. People are too curious about me. I need to blend but I love bright colours too much lol.

LoooL. I met a woman I thought was a spy for the US once. Gosh she used to email me one-liners years later. Even wanted to meet up in London. Menothinkso.

no, no I am listening to Baqarah trying to work out how to learn it. Not now dear. LoL.

^oh my, more please!

^just go. It's more a worry of what people will think of you dining alone or being at a movie dateless. Really, it's more that. What people think is a bigger disease than feeling alone or wanting to be alone. I'm abroad now and the guys @ hotel reception can't get over my 'aloneness'. One guy can't decide whether to hit on me or pity me so he does both at the same time. Icky feeling I tell ya. At dinner another woman diner who was alone kept looking back at me. She was so uncomfortable with being alone she kept turning back, even 15 minutes into her being there saying hello and welcome and hello in her language. I nearly asked her to join me but was not in a mood so she sat there pretty like you wouldn't believe while this male diner bored a hot hole in her forehead. I just watched and observed. I couldn't have done had there been a chatterbox with me. LoL. Can't be around people too much or I self-destruct. They only put one person in each grave. Get some practise now. P.S I've read 50 billion self-help books and the conclusion is...most people could do with some reading, there's little self-awareness, self-discipline or focus out there. A book will get you thinking and that's a start. I know someone who's a stingy mofo who thinks he's generous(sorry to remind u of stuff, Ibts lol). Very generous is I think how he describes himself. I nearly die each time I hear it. Who's gonna tell him? He could do with self-reflection and reading but is too addicted to talking to people to stop and listen to himself. Wa astaqfurullah. :confused:

Rag hicky isku dhajinaya waan arkey. *Shiver*. They tease one another until one gets ped off and the other subdues him with a love bite. Laa xowla.. As for the cabbie, forget him, this hicky story is better.

Oh, teacher, Sayid!! Norf is sticking his tongue out @ me.

^iyo Maths.

^Im SOO going to hold you to that!

omg @ the cup cakes! What I would do for a bit of baking right now. Got bug*er all round these parts.

Juxa, LOL but I haved moved on to my second secret location and don't want to be busted. I give a little here most days; it's easier to give when you see a hungry person face to face. Lily, yes but what if they are still at it? How do you forgive constantly when u can't remove the person from your life?

*I missed a bag auction*. Bah!! Deleted, did you auction the Guess bag? :eek: I'd have taken that neglected one off your hands for you lol. Ibts, charitygu khasab ma aha. Though I'm struggling with the forgiveness notion myself. Someone people are TOO MUCH. Where's my guru?