Hey Nabad, you're joking right? This kind of crazy talk is dangerous. You can gloat Puntland until each and every one of us is bitter and blind, but what would the Shabaabs think if they heard you talk like that? huh? They might kill you just to set an example. Marka bal cagaha dhulka dhigo walaal.

**Looks down at feet wondering what's wrong with man sandals with socks** I think it's more appropriate to wear them when cleaning the kitchen floor or taking out the garbage after wearing boots all day everyday, but that is just me. I wish ,I had half the iman she has in wearing that type of jilbaab and in carrying myself with that much pride in a non-muslim land . Kudos to the sister, Masha Allah, I could never see myself dressed like that in a muslim or non-muslim land. Alloow na cafi!

'I'm not afraid of al-Shabab' Depends on who you ask, that much should be clear. , anu ka baqi maayo. The boys are on a roll, we all saw how they squished the enemy like a bug on a windshield. IMO if they are left alone, these boys will deliver peace and stability in the country.

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii A, a, a baan ka bilaabay Aaliyaay, Adduun & Aakhiraba Aaaheey een een, Astureey, Asluub ku waar.

Originally posted by Khaalid: ^^Hifive Nephisa. Yaa ku maagay. 35W aan soo qabsanaa aniga iyo FB iyo your recent fan ducaysane LOL noo sheeg. Alla ya cizak brother! I know you'd go all Bruce Lee kung fu sh*t all over wixi i maago, laakin dheel-dheel ha moodin caano-booraha! . Naa Cabdiyo, L0L intee lagu qarsanaa aa tiraahday? xamaalada? is that under kastuumada? OMG, can't stop laughing. Wallee caqlaa kaa buuxa, a stash under your 'xamaalad' in case things turn out bad wax xun maaha.. Allahuma najeynaa tanoo kale: Egyptian woman divorces tight-fisted husband. A court in the Egyptian city of Al-Umran granted a divorce to a 68 year-old woman and her husband, who padlocked their fridge so that his wife could not eat his food, local media said on Tuesday. An 84 year-old lecturer at a local college was so miserly that he padlocked the fridge every morning and checked all his pockets, fearing that his wife might find a coin that he missed. "I have tolerated his greed my whole life, but now this trait of my husbands has turned into a mental disorder," the woman said in court. The couple's neighbors, who appeared as witnesses in court, said the woman was unable to eat until her husband returned from work, as the fridge was locked and she had no money to buy food. She added that her miserly husband reproached her for spending a 'whole' dollar on food each day, which he said was wasting money. Immediately after obtaining the divorce, the woman moved to live with her younger unmarried son, but neighbors say that her tight-fisted ex-husband still keeps the fridge locked when he goes out in fear his wife might get her revenge by emptying the contents.

Originally posted by Xidigo*: Nin Soomali sanka xadhig in ta laga galiyo oo sare loogu hinjiyo ayuu istaahillaa walee Hala geliyo ma huma, laakin sidee loo jiidaa, xagee ku soo gunti? maaha in la duleeliyo marka hore?

Originally posted by Emperor: ^Luqada waa un Somali ee afkale ma ahan, waa lahjad iyo Somali xoogaa laqalqaloociyay, sida reer Hargeisa ay Afsomaliga ukibriyeen bay kuwaana xooga bilcaksi uyare feera dileen oo maskiimeeyeen. PS: War xun ma ahan finally in Abu Mansuur uu Baydhabo katiliyo. Kheyrkiis loo xiiryoow, adna soo diyaar noqo soo lama oran jirin horta? Hi Emperor, I just felt like saying ^ maah-maah for no reason.. *shrugs*

Originally posted by *Buuxo*: Even if the husband is a tight-*** and controls everything.She should at least save few shillins from the adeeg.So when she finds herself in a situation like this,she has enough money to catch a taxi,plane and or enough to start fresh. ahahah@adeeg money. Some women don't even get 'adeeg money.' I sometimes see families in the supermarket. I'm talking husband and wife with children in tow doing the food shopping. It baffles me wallee, reerkan is-daba dudaya bal eeg baan iraa! Naagtaas camal, xaggee shillin ku arki?

Iga raali ahaada, laakin Sh.Sharif suul-kuu wax ku saxiixaa soo tii la lahaa? Xoogsade, good to have you back habbo.

It matters not at all. Somalia is not Puntland.

It matters not at all. Somalia is not Puntland.

I think Asalama Alaikum-I'm-Rooble-nice-to-meet-you, is the most polite way to go. Show some manners and respect. Waaxay, dhuc baa tahay iyo dhushtu? :rolleyes: Some dude winked at me maalin hore in a hawala place, at first I thought poor dude maybe had a dirt in his eye..so I looked again, misana wink wink. I wanted to toy with him oon ka waalo and wink back, L0L, laakin waa iska daayay. Iljibis shimee iigu dambesay! Acudubilah.

Marcus, I remember reading a remark you made on another thread where you said something about certain Somali group in Hargeysa being referred to as Monkeys. What gives?

Wooow reer Hargeeso misana Wooow with capital W. Waxaasaa is-qor bilaa liis lagaa yiraa! It's about time someone posted this pic on Obama's blog. .

CC: Booskan Ibti aa xaaraan ku haysato.. . Laakini, I'll 'enter' today just for you.. SS: Bisinka, Bisinka, have you considered a career as an undercover detective abbaayo? . A cousin of mine is married to a snoopy wife. She goes through his cell phone; 'missed calls' or 'received calls' then his txt mssge inbox to see if any of the names were women. The poor dude spent countless nights frustrated in our house over their numerous fights. So, the moral of the story is always use the security code feature on your phone so nobody can get your illicit calls and messages. Check this news story girls: Millionaire's marriage proposal was 'April Fool's joke' During their decade-long relationship, the wealthy and well-known businessman continually promised to get married, the 35-year-old single mother testified at Quebec's Superior Court. Eventually, the man popped the question and the couple set their wedding date for April 1, 2001, court heard. But according to the man's testimony, that date was simply a prank and he had never intended to marry her. In fact, the man had always maintained that he was against the institution of marriage and never intended to tie the knot with the mother of his three children, according to testimony. In a statement read outside of the court, the man also accused his former partner of mudslinging and trying to tarnish his reputation.

Originally posted by -Lily-: ^^^Having 10 kids you can’t feed thereafter is hardly going to solve your problems. There is nothing wrong with education, it’s good for the soul. Secondly, being ‘married off’ implies it’s against one’s will. The report did not say young girls choose to marry rather than stay in education. Ilahey ha garab galo on their noble quest. Lilly, what education abbaayo? True, education is good for the soul, but the place is Muqdishu; a hellhole. Edumacationku ma cirkuu ooga iman :confused:

Reer Waqooyiga magaca Cabdullaahi siday ugu dhawaaqaan aan ku qoslaa; CabdiLLaahi! re: musharaxa. is this the same Cabdiraxman G-wayne? Siyad Bare's son-in-law? :rolleyes:

L0L.. Me: “Say, I am on my deathbed, and my only cure was to eat this apple. Theses apples are only in the hands this guy who owns this farm, and he tells you he would only give them to you if you sleep with him.” C'mon Z, are you afraid of death that bad, that you [in your imagination] are willing to pimp your significant other for a cure/an apple? . Not worth it dude!

Just a comment to throw out here. I, personally, feel for anyone, anywhere who is ever mistreated. I do not mean to diminish the suffering of women in Somalia, laakini, how is this a bad thing: I looked around me and realised that women in Somalia have no control over their lives. Their parents take them out of school at a young age and marry them off. Rich men come to Mogadishu looking for wives and the parents just give their daughters away, selling them as if they were property. Working as a journalist, I knew that journalism was dominated by men and that there was no real way to cover women’s issues. So, in 2001, I decided to focus on defending women’s rights. Waxbarashada/nolosha Muqdishu taalaa, maxay tahay? Who wouldn't want a meal ticket out of poverty?

Gee thanks. You're lucky you don't live near me.

The food they serve for 1 person can be eaten by 3. Portions are Mashallah.. a ticket to grow neema neema(bellies)!!! Not in my experience. I can not remember how many times I was initially disappointed when an entree arrived; kis yar bariis, labo xabo hilib, & 3 jab bataati! :mad: . I think Somali restaurants decide on what portion size to offer to a woman, maxaa dhacay dheh saxamada ragga loo wado buux-dhaaf, geeesahay ka qubanayaan. They must think women don't eat :rolleyes: . As long as I'm paying for it, I don't see how it is any of their business how much/little one eats. Now I always tell them 'rag baa loo wadaa' and get it to-go.

^ , ma anaa la'aanta SOL joogi karaba, subax kasto politicska baan kaa soo radiyaa, jeer aan ku arko indhaha iima furmaan oo coffee igamaba dago! EDIT: Ooops...I better make it clear that I am not 'hitting' on Xiin before A&T sees this and threatens to tell on me.. . Originally posted by TheWayfarer: ^Ineey gaari tahay waa la ogsoon yahay, ineey gacalo noqoto ayaa laysku hayaa . Haneefy, sister girl, abbaayo, Jamaal 'jaanis' sii . Yarkii aan kula rabay waa off the market sidaa ula socotaba L0L, madax adaygaaga waan u malaynaayay! Marka hada, Jamaal jaanis sii baan ku leeyahay, ilaa 06kii buu yarkaan si gaar ah kuu daawadaa.. iihiiiiiii, aniga waa arkay mugooo, hadalkiisa ma qumana..[calaashaan waa G.D] .

Dhaanto aroos an ka cayaaray Summer-ki hadaa arki lahayd, Cabdiyoooy! Ceeb baa dhacday . When the video came out, my dhaanto looked like a cross between Kriss Kross's 'jump around' and MJ's 'moon walk' dance.

L0L@ how he looks around as if he was checking to see if anyone was there to give him the signal to start singing. L0L also @ the air piano, he reminded me of Hassan A. Samatar. Check out this comment [thanks to Waranle, I never used to pay attention before]: kkkkk funy waalahi africaani baa la modaa somali ba ma modid wab funy man kkk **** tap maan My sentiments exactly! . Waa Nigerian, Afrikaan.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Gabdho waad is maqlaysaan. Haddaad North America joogto asii A&T dani kaa hayso, warkaaga isoo gaarsii. :mad: . So you didn't come here to give the lecture of his life. You just want to know if anyone is interested in him? MEN!!!! :rolleyes: I expected more from you, Xiin. What kind of a man runs around on a woman who is pregnant and/or just had his child anyway? :eek: Maanta wixi ka dambeeyo, waa hadaan A&T & Xiin ju' u iraa. :rolleyes: