^ Abboowe, make it bigger, I can't see. JB, war hooy joog, sidii adoo nabiga [scw] caaayay oo kale aa laguugu soo dagi doonaa sidii shinni. Aadale aadee.. . Jihaad in laguugu qaado aa rabtaa!

L0L@topic. Had you lived in Somalia, not only would you eat after men, but also save the valuable, MANLY man portion of the cow/goat meat [shoulders, legs, chest] for them, and what would you eat? yup, the UNMANLY portion; goat cheek, goat tongue, eyes and feet. I'm glad to say I don't have those kinds of sacrificial values. Everytime I attend 'zab' or 'alla-bari', I get served first because of my gastritis excuse; 'naa eedo bastaybaan ahay gaastariig baa i haya, ii shub bariis' . It always works man!

JB, jooji . Conclusion, don't hate the president for accomplishing what all others have failed to do. blahblahblahblahblah... So, what exactly has he DONE?

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: Marian buufis: Haalow!MR 991 991 operator: you called 911, state your emergency please. Marian buufis: sorry i was just kidding i wanted to scare my kusband, he coming home late every weekend, smelling like qaad!sorry ! 911 operator: Ma'ame this is not a joke, if you do this again we will arrest you, is that understood!. (she hangs up) M: see! see! i called the pooolis! (where he go?) (kusband long gone on the free way , calling his buddy on his mobile) Kusband: waar,,baaloo! waar naagtii 911 ee iku wacadey! passportkeka ee diiyarii,,cawaan surka kaa jarayaa wasaqata!ani 911 iku wacdey..ani 911 iku wacdey(he repeats him self 10times ) The friend: Waar ninyahow nagaahan deb-baadana, sxbo..please mintada(knife) suurka ooga jartiid,,anigna ee keen sxbo ana teeda rabo inaa suurka kaa jaaro Kusband: (they both laugh at the though)...waar-waa-siidass..ahahaahahha ..feerii jamaco! ...magalada qaad maa-yaalaa maanta? (now i can stay out for a whole week) yeeeeey! MB:(calls her friend)...naaaa..casho..naa maanta kii! caraaryey A: what happen,, MB: waa kaa cabsiiyey xaariifka! i pretended to call 911 and he ran out the house !, marka he knows am mad at him, he will come running back,,and he will apoligize, than next weekend he will watch the kids. which means we can go to the wedding on next weekend and the after party...yyyyyeeey! A: allah marianeyyyy aqlii badaneda walaaley!!naaa let me call you back,, i'll do the same.. baalaayoooooooooo! , how did I miss this thread.

Who said Gaaris are not smart and time conscious people? War in a flash aan istaraareeyaa waxa dhan ...!!

The only wrinkle-free shirts I can think of are the disco polyester ones. Ayy! . Gaari-nimada waa loo dhashaa, FB. We iron EVERYTHING anagu; clothes, sheets, towels, kitchen cloths, underwear.

Originally posted by Canjeex: Neph, this is what happened to you miya Ouch .. no, no. Mine was a case of completely forgetting about the shirt I was ironing until I smelt something burning. Not 'feero on ear' like the hindi dude, ouchy!

NG, nin qatar aan u haystay! Jiibkaa tahay cun dhe, jalmad shaax uuba hore u soo qaatay, war gabadha pinacolada u gad, surwaalkaasna iga baandheee, . misana xabad yaridaa. L0L.

gabdhaha 2 mooyaane inta kale guur hore ma soo marin oo hablo bikro ah ayay ahaayeen waxaana dhacday in nimankii dhibaato kala kulmaan marka ay kufsanayeen waxayna markii danbe u isticimaaleen mindiyo iyo biro kale taas oo sababtay dhiig bax aad ubadan oo hada gabadhi u geeriyotayba ) Walaa xawla wala quwat ilaa bilaah! I don't fully understand why our women [and men] are willing to risk their lives to leave Somalia. Knowing fully well they'll end up in the hands of an ugly and extremely horny male human qoryo iyo biro ku uruurinayo. Lee Ilaaaha ilaa laaah, war geeridu waa xaq. Xabad duulayso hakugu disho Somalia baa la qaatay ama hoobiye. I would rather be shot than lose my honor. Maalin walba dad baa lagu daadiyaa shark-infested waters. Dadkaan wax ma maqlaan. Somalia waa wayntahay, if life in Moqdishu is so unbearable move the 'ell out, go to other parts of the country intii Illaaah irid kale furayo. Meeqa wiil baa nooga dhimatay tahreeb! :mad: . I'm sure that's what brother Allamagan is saying too, Blessed abbaayo. Allahayoow wadada toosan nagu hag...Allahayoow munaafiqiinta nagu dhex jirta ee na qaseysa naga qabo...Allahayoow dhibka iyo murugada joogtada ah naga qaad...Allahayoow na cafi waan kugu jisaarnee...Allahayoow dalkeena nabad nooga dhig dadkeenii dhammaaye Insha Allah...Aamiin Ya Allah. Ameeen ya Rabi, aameen.

heheh, from what I heard it all has to do with the eyes! She usually wears to much indhokuul that looks like you're peering into a coal mine.

L0L@eesh calaa, ku dar, 'fii Laxam.' Ninkii reer xamarka maxaas yiri, horta ? anoo jeesteenaayo hee..? oo jaako jiinis iigu jurto, jubo jiiradeeda jiijo ma iga soo hor bixinooo.. hoo jalaato ma i dhihinoo.. kkkk L0L. As for the topic. Life has taught me many things thus far. One of them is: don't iron shirts and answer the phone at the same time!

Originally posted by HornAfrique: Neph, you have to understand Jilib is an agricultural town and historically agricultural locales have always been more diverse, open-minded, as well the degree of "civilization" we have always heard of. Of course the couple would be more sentimental towards each other. L0L. hmmm, you think our grandparents were mango and bannana deprived, don't you? hence the ha-iisoo-dhowaan [don't get close to me] attitude..

Ethiopia waa walaalkeen, saaxiibkeen, dadkeenii, waanu jecelnahay oo soo dhawaynaynaaa, aroosyada & welcome partygada ay axmaaro nooga haysaysaa, cadawgaan ku xumaynaynaa. Waxaa ka dambeesay.. Ethiopia's true objective is to keep the deviants strong enough to always pose a threat to the TFG-- thus preventing it from ever getting anything worthwhile done Ayyyyy! Addeero waa Bruce Lee, washamsi uu karate ugu cayaaraa Somali oo dhan. Waxaa ka dambeesay.. He CANNOT, fix Somalia's problems all by himself War iga jeesta jeesta aan qoslee, ilkahayga cad cad hayga cawrineee..! . **** **** Allaa maxaa ka joog la idin yiri! [ November 17, 2008, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]

Asking is just so whimpy, it kills the mood. Just do it man! A kiss on the cheek is a kiss wasted .

Here here, Cara, we work together, didn't you get the memo? ofcourse I said the same thing.

. Whipping lee maahinoo? amaa lees dhagaxeenaaa, waa may!

These pictures make me go back again. Thank you Grant for displaying such a beautiful collection. Originally posted by Grant: Kudos to this happy couple. I was always under the impression that back in the olden days being affectionate was considered weakness. All the photos I have seen of my granparents proved so, granpa always standing with arms folded across chest, and granny with sneering, angry look.

Originally posted by JSOJSE: Lol@Bishaaro: Thanks, Habaryar. That last part of you're comment makes me feel so much better Awoowgaaa la naari waaa! Bishaaro ku yeh, is sheeg waryaaa..deg deg.

Where/when? show me. You are a very poor judge and one hell of an exaggerator. It appears you have plenty of COCONUTS upstairs already... your clan loyalty is showing. Intaa aniga ku xumee is leedahay, baad gardaro ugu dubaan tumi? Miskiin.

Shabaabs Whiped 32 Dancers.. "We arrested 25 women and seven men who were dancing near Balad (town). We released them after whipping them. We warned them many times, but they wouldn't listen," he told Reuters. Ayyyy! .. but certain music you can't help but shimmy and swivel.. no mo' eh, for this Janet J. :cool: no mo boogiying with the hoover too. Hadiinbo lee kuu imaaado ma ka horeesoo.. kkkkk, ok just kidding.

Originally posted by Peace Action: After reading the closed thread, I am disgusted . The accusation is unfair, unfounded and libelous and Duke should take it back and appologize. and earlier: Originally posted by Peace Action: Duke is really a classy person and the best debator in SOl par none. Whoopsy! man, what happened?

kkkk. war us waryaa. afka xir.

Ok, apologies my good sister. *mac mac* malabeey. I really took his word for it, isma oran wuu nabi, guess that's the price you pay for being so cute and lovable ! But be that as it may [sorry OodW I have to borrow this] I don't think inviting Mr.Hebel, or associating with him, calls into questioning your reputation [i was not implying that in my earlier post, you know it too.] You are looking to hard into this. Sometimes abbaayo you just gotta let your hair down..is jilci . Runtii, it's just sad that people have already formed an opinion about the poor guy. Not fair! He kinda seems friendly and fun to have around.

'Naa' haygu oran mar dambe. :mad: Why did you change your name? I wish Haneefa saw it, ohh the shock and horor! Haneefah, qofkanoo kale markii la invite gareeyo, 'waryaa ha isheegan' aa la dhahaa, see kaa noqote?

Welcome Abu Jibrel. Hey Mr.G, I just took a quick peak at your profile.. Who invited you to SOL? Say : Haneefa r you for real? our Sheikha knows *YOU*? Haneefah got alot of 'splainin to do!