^ you too buddy. d h aqanki waa guurey. Odayga yarka ah, waa isaga inuu iska bilaabaa, asaga ha baxo horta. Soomaalia hala aado kuyeeno, yaa dabaaloo duurkaas loo diraa. Walle wa ka diiday.

It's two-cool to have twins. By the way, isn't twinning sometimes hereditary too? If I could, I'd have twins..instant family, one shot deal.

Damn right! Slap first, ask q's later. Now, it's even better. Have your sister make the Chinese face, and go choing, choing choing, "Look at me! I'm Chinese."

Hey did you know that vacuuming, gardening and doing other physical stuff can be called "excercise?" Therefore all you gym goers ...do something more useful and please cut my grass.

Having your sister talk to her will make it only worse. She'll tease her more the minute she figures it bothers her so much. I don't like violence, but sometimes it needs to resort to that. Tell her to kick her little white a$$. Sometimes it needs to be done. I remebmer when I was picked on for a year by the same boy in elementary. Bigger than me, stronger than me, but not smarter than me. One day I had had enough of the taunting and teasing and name-calling and I just snapped. I grabbed the little b@st@rd by the throat, and lifted him about two inches off the ground (I was short, very short and he was about 5 inches taller than me) and decked him so hard that I broke his nose. That was horrible and I was kicked out of school . Now, I would not want that to happen to your sister, so someone other then her needs to kick that kid's a$$.

LOL, funny how she's ignoring your q's. Dear Ms. Joy, Your lack of response has me concerned. I have another lady who has contacted me, and I am ready to pursue her opportunity rather then yours. With so much at stake, time is of the essence. Get moving, and answer my questions. Joy, do not waste my time, you better get back to me today, all my friends are advising me to pursue the other opportunity! They are ready to shidh can this whole deal and tell my mother on me. I would rather work with you; however do not task me. If I get grounded becasue of you I can assure you this whole deal is off! I need the questions I've asked in my previous three e-mails answered, specially how much the ten percent of that millions translate into cash ASAP. Hope to hear from you soon. PS: I did not recieve the attachment that you said you sent to me. Please resend your pictures, and make sure you'r holding a sign that says: T U U G A D. It must be on white paper and written in large black letters!

Originally posted by Castro: [ These shoes are made for running, and that's just what they'll do One of these days these shoes are gonna run all over you. [/QB] Is that you? KKKK! Lee Ilaaha Ila Laah. And I thought you had size 15 foot or something, that actually people trip over your feet when you'r sitting down and relaxed.

Originally posted by ThePoint: ^Cheesy topic. If you wanna get to know em - just tell your eedo and she will arrange a wedding - then you'll get to know all and I mean ALL . That ^ is cheesy. Everytime my Eedo has tried to set me up, the results have been terrifying. I dunno how she ended up a good guy like my Adeer, cause her taste in men really sucks!

waxaad ogaataa in baqti ee meelkaste ii joogto. Is Baqti your girlfriend's name baqtiyaaw?

^ If you'r not fulay yourself, why carry a weapon in certain neighborhoods? I'm selling ninjutsu training videos, contact me for details. You can learn to practice ninjutsu like me and Sheh(the ninja master ) then you can be a ninja master too, and teach your friends, and you will all be ninja masters. No one will mess with a ninja master riding his bike. As for defending someone, I have never been in the presence of two people going at each other violently, where I was in any position to stop it. But I would contact the authorities in the event an innocent victim was being hurt. On one occasion, I had a girlfriend who's husband was domineering, jealous and possessive who had come to my home for a coffee visit. He was fuming when he entered my living room. He came in verbally assaulting her, for not having called him and why she hadn't let him know why she had been over too long. I told him in no uncertain terms that I absolutely would not stand for such abuse in my presence, or on my property and that if he persisted, I would contact the police, and let them help her to resolve it. Istupidh guy, he shut his mouth and left my driveway squealing. I don't tolerate such ridiculousness.

^ Now I know your tribe. Just like the Oday dude at the bus stop: Adeer, xagee Somalia ka daganayd A: Xamar O: Adeer, xamar cid kastaa ka timide, Aabahaa xagu ku dhashay. A: Usi laftiisa Xamaras ku dhashtay, (Isku raran) O: hmm, waxan ku waydiiyey, Awoowgaana? A: ------

Londoners are exempted from the Car talk. Since you lot rely on the puplic transportation, why don't you tell us what weapons you carry in your pockets and under your .. ?

^ Ok I didn't do my math right, how about 47? I'm a flight attendant Atheer, and I've been around the world (yaaay yaay yaay), with my flight discount and such I could prolly take Brown back to Dhuusomareeb. Nowhere fancy!

Is this another Somglish way of asking everyone's tribe? Why not PM me, I'll gladly tell you. I have been to 48 states and 12 countries, and there's nothing even close to being as good as home sweet home. Muqdisho babeh!

Ama haw sharqamaan ama yaysan u sharqamin, ninkaa iga hor dhaqaaji.

Xiin, if you remember this thread is about weapons and self defense tips for women. You barged in with 'habar fadhido lagdan la fudu' in which I responded wait till Sheh (who's the ninja master in this thread) sees your comment. Ma garanaayo waxa ka xanaajiyay, oo xabadka iigu garaacatay. So tell me, the wise mentally healthy Xiin, was I wrong to mention her name? Is that where it went downhill?

^^ Maxa ku haayo adigana? You want some? :rolleyes:

What have I done? :confused: I was only half serious when I said that, until he twisted my words and made it seem ugly. It was merely a joke on my part, poorly constructed one maybe! In any case, sorry if I offended you walaal. Asalama Alaykum.

Endevour: Niiko is one of those natural things women can do to induce their own labor. Why do you think even DOCTORS recommend a drive on bumpy roads? Just to avoid medicine and their side effects, yes? Guess you'r not so good at science. Edit: Stoic, boohoo! You'll never see me in one of those videos. I duck whenever I see the camera light moving my way!

2+2=7 yaa Xiin, she'll go ninjutsu on your matako.

^L00L, wait till Sheh wakes up, and sees ^that! The girl has fought rival gang members, as well as her previous victims. Smashes trees until they break. Sheh's a ninja master.

With all the pelvic and abdominal movement involved I see it happening. Get with the program L000L.

At least in my case, the necessity for niiko comes when I hear some Shego Band songs (Bilaajo hoosteed, boondheer aas ku jirtaa) Unfortunatelly I'm not versed in this area, nonetheless I do my two minute jugjug at "family" women only weddings. I think each woman should try to niiko . A specific body type is not required, all that badhi wayn inaad qabtaa is bullshidh. I heard that women who niiki often have less problems when giving birth to a child. That you'll be freed from the labor pain. Pretty darn good reason to niiki, I say. L0L.

Oh really? Now it makes sense why I never got the hot, bare chested construcion worker everytime I bought diet coke. I listen to 10 car commercials every day, and I have seen even myself get horribly hungry after a burger commercial. That doesn't make me rush out and buy em. Even commercials I like, I often don't even know what they're selling. I really am not influenced in the slightest.

^ I know eh' Advertisement has absolutely no impact on me whatsoever. I don't feel the urge to buy something when I see it advertised. Let advertisers manipulate your qaxooti **** into thinking you get a white blonde by smoking your lungs out. Quxu quxu qux. Happy coughing.