Jheri curls, Bravo Bravo! I am sorry is never enough ma is tidhi. I, for one, hate apologizes, hadaa oo ready xadgudubtay what would be the point?

^ I agree. Fid. Don't sell yourself short; you are a lot more than that walaal and the answer to all of your questions is yes!

LOL. Ever watched a Nike commerical? You should follow suit. when do you not cross the line Um never, there is always a trap of sorts walaal. The fetus is a weapon, or so I have heard.

CG: you know supposedly in the end of the movie- the one with the voice over-Deckard was meant to be unveiled as the 6th replicant but they thought it'd be more dramatic if it was suggested [the repetitious remembrance of the unicorn and etc] rather than apparent. Horta, did you suspect it? My book is: Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia :How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings -by Rob Brezsny A friend of mine bought it for me as a birthday gift, she thought I was too much of a cynic: a pessimist. I was, as was her intention, meant to improve myself; become a more happier, braver, and a loving individual who milked and drank the blessings from life's t*t until it ran dry. Sometimes, qosol baa la dhiman gaadhay laakiinse it did serve its purpose: I'm a better me or so she tells me every chance she gets.

^Hear hear and I love you too walaal. Lakiinse I enjoyed the poem (just few chuckles)the responses even more. B.T.W What is beautiful about a pink rose?

^The expression of "Love" before marriage is wrong lakiinse maandhow, Love isn't an emotion which is only prescribed nor is it only synonymous with the magnanimity that is matrimony; It's like a cancerous tumor: a bacteria. It grows in you and takes a life of its own without a regard to time or a specific state. How did I miss this?: Tell me/us your stories. Spare no detail. Lol, I was always believed if one's nostrils' protruded further than the top of their lips that they were, inherently, a nosy person. Glad to know I wasn't wrong

I wonder how different men would be if they were able to experience PMS or childbirth....

What do Somalian women find romantic? Men :confused: Romance is finance walaal and frankly, I like a guy who is a penny pincher. Nin gabadh lacagtiisa ku dhameenaayo waa dayuus is nacay (inaba caadhi mo'oho)unless ee haweyntu ay xaaskiisa tahay.

Google is your best bet walaal.

^ Hitler: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! The taming of the shrew ma is tidhi.

There is nothing wrong with being anti-social and despite what many people believe (Hitler and Kash) it’s quite healthy. If I get suspicious of someone-man, women or child- I look my back at them to memorize any abnormal features or characteristics in case I need to later describe or identify them then I across the street and ran like Hell. It's not cowardnimo but rather taxadar which evokes such a reaction besides nafta way macaantahay dee and I'm just trying to make sure no one gets a taste.

Inantu inaba caadhi ma'oho. Naaheedhe, Eebe baan kugu dhaarshee daacad miyey kaa aheyd waxaad qodhay? Walee oo Bilee, one for the books weeye. Heerkaa maanta gaadhay iyo heerkaan kaa sugaayay distance dheer oo cabirkeeda wali mathematicians ay ku maqan yihiin ayaa u dhaxeeyo. La soco un taas! Bal ii sheeg waxa kugu kalifay inaa aniga, oo waliba your best interest at heart ku haya, i af lagaadayso? Marka kale, filimga aa fileysidh aad iyo aad ayuu u foolxun yahay ee naga bandhig walaal.

I pray for all your prayers to be accepted and granted. I pray for patience and a way to beat sleep deprivation. I pray for good grades in all my courses and yours, insha’allah. I pray for acceptance into the program I plan to apply for and any scholarships aan buuxiyo. Aamin.

^Brad Pitt looks eerily like a simian (and not of the human variety mind you). Agah! but hey different strokes for different folks.

Bullsh!t, in my opinion, is any statement- written or spoken with the intent to mislead- that carries the stench of dishonesty and deceit: that evokes feelings of disgust and mistrust toward the speaker or the writer. It's making a promise yet having no intention of keeping your word. It's a lie cleverly dressed up to resemble truth. Bullsh!t is convenient,a better safety net and less time consuming than the truth. On that note, I love you all.

Liibaan. I was referring to the dictator in training, the she-witch Hitlerina. B.T.W What in tarnation is a sherukhan? Sound like some kind of a suctioning noise.

^Hear Hear. Rana, I have the perfect Somali girl (she is not yet a woman!) for you and she even speaks Urdu fluently. She is also a member on this very site but the sad thing is she doesn't live in Sweden. However, if you are willing to pay for airfare, nothing fancy just a box space on a cargo plane, I'll ship her to you immediately with her family's blessing. Interested?

At least, you remember that he is an unrecognizable old-friend. Welcome back dude! Do be careful though, these new members tend to bite.

Firstly, Abaayo trying to make sense of "the dating game" is as futile as telling an AIDS patient they are 100% healthy. Were I more honest, it is more similar to seeing your final resting place while you still draw breath, quite scary so believe me when I write being confused and inexperienced in this kind of situation isn't a bad thing. Secondly, don't worry I'm here to help you but unfortunately, I must first bust a bit of a bubble before I'm able to do that: there is no Mr. (or Mrs. For that matter) Right. Complete fulfillment or absolute perfection/satisfaction in a human is unrealistic. On the real, the world is only full of Almost rights or Always wrong! So you must, first, get a definite idea of what dating means to you and what kind of guys you like to date. One way you can easily know this is by finding out which of the two-a dinner and a movie or shaax iyo bun at your mother’s house – you consider a date. Thirdly, you don't have to "kiss a lot of frogs to catch your Mr. almost right," (experiencing and engaging in the tempting delights of pre-marital carnal pleasure is un-Islamic). It's quite simple to know what you like really. For example, figure out what traits you admire in a human being and look for these traits as well as those which you lack in the opposite sex: complementation of personalities is a must. Fourthly, when you find a person that meets some parts of your vital criteria, observe how they act by themselves, among friends, strangers, and old people. The point of such an exercise is to informally know the nature of this being: their habits (desirable or despicable) personality (dominant or dormant tolerable or intolerable) Iimaan (Weak or strong) Voice (Present or absent, decisive or indecisive) manner (courteous or crass) Word (reliable or irresponsible) Level of dependency (excessive or moderate). Finally, analyze what you observed carefully and decide whether this person is worthy of your affections. If the answer is yes, engage the person in a simple conversation (cover every topic from your political views to their state of health) and see what develops. Word of wisdom: a relationship is like a crash course -a poor imitation at that-of parenthood so unless your maternal/paternal instincts are in full budding bloom, I'd suggest you don't seek one. It requires a lot of: give and take (sacrifice but never too much), patience, understanding, determination, trust, maturity, and most of all an attractive responsible and dependent personality. B.T.W Tell your friends who associate with multiple partners that an STD is but a "fluid" away. Oh. Never date excessively or even moderately, too much experience can be deadly.

are you saying the Land of Punt is somewhere other than the region inhabited by Somalis? Runtii, there is no archaeological evidence which support the theory that Punt is located in Bari: The theory itself is but a result of the mere phonetic similarity between Opone, the east-African trading center mentioned and cited by an unknown traveler (which at one time was translated to mean Punt) and haafuun, a city in the Bari region. Matter of fact, is it not only unreliable, as Yasmin pointed out but it's often questioned as there’re but the commonality of the exported incenses, which lend support to "our claim." A claim, b.t.w, we share with Eritrea and Sudan.

Midig ama midhig, tomayto, tomaato! Same difference. Have you ever had someone give you directions using famous landmarks: Naa heedhe, McDonaldka oo Safewayka u agdhow ka leexo, markaadh aragtidh Starbucks bidhix u soo gal oona la qolooco jidhka, gudhigii ayaa kaa soo hor bixi ee honka yeedhi. And if you get lost, it's your fault since they clearly recall telling you to take a left at the second Mickey D's instead of the one the first. Somalis are just directionally challanged!

I smell, from the above post, the nauseating stench of conceit; Seriously, Mansha'allah abaayo, I feel you, It's truly hard to be beautiful, so much competition these days ma is tidhi? Anyway One day while I was in line at the Mall with a cousin of mine readying myself to buy beauty products and such: And as the line thinned-consequently, getting closer to the cashier stand- I noticed this Asian lady who was so petite in size I felt like a hulking giant in comparison; what caught my however was not her lack of length but rather her unbelievable skin. It was so smooth and translucent my fingers positively itched to skim its surface At first I thought she must be wearing make-up but as my stunned mind thought it over, I decided no chemist would think to make a product, which could produce such results, so politely after I offered my pleasantries and apologized for my inquisitive nature, I asked her what her skin-care regimen consisted off, she told me that she started using anti-wrinkle creams as soon as she turned 20 and hasn't stopped since, I thanked her and from that day on I became obsessed with skin care, vowing to preserve my resilient skin of youth way beyond the depressing bouts of old age; I think of it as an investment after all as stated earlier, your face- and sharaf irrelevant as it is- serve as a passport to society guaranteeing either acceptance or ostracism. Excuse me for going off on a tangent, laakiinse don't abuse your skin: value health over beauty for beauty, like the rising sun, is bound the disappear once it reaches its destined horizon. On that note, I recommend the usage of; Cleansers and purifiers daily; Masques, 2x a week, and Baby Oil instead of Moisturizers.

Ol'Skool fool to new school dude Nothing changes except his change From buckshots to Juggin' Rocks; O'yay Hangin' on the block like straws of "hay" They say, he on the come-up, back like Jay Gets blown away to keep his probs at bay But hey: Life is hard like a b*tch on constant PMS I digress( ): to de-stress, He smokes that cess: Fool is a mess but he can't stop: won't stop From street hoppin' like a peg-leg be-poppin' Cleaning up shops and limp choppin' to Poppin' pills: N*gga is chill Plus he is rich b*tch; Evades snitches Like pullin' switches: He pays bills and he is Ill like drinkin' 16g of Piss He got skills: He is fresh to def as if he lost a sense: But if life is a test then like the rest Hommie failed but O' weeeeeeeell... Hell! Life goes on, all aint swell. D.V Nice drop.

Did I hear money? I have always considered green to be an attractive color,(inside jk) LOL, I'm so tempted........ I do not have a rags to riches story but my older brother and what he has in his 24 years of life accomplished serves as an inspiration to me; He also set high standards for the rest of the family which I especially hope to one day surpass and topple most unmercifully,Insha'allah. P.S Ms.Pili, Lets keep this between you and I.

"Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him," she told the magazine in an article titled: "It Isn't Easy Being the Sexy Bin Laden." Dufour said she would not date a fundamentalist Muslim and that her mother worries about her safety. "My mom is always telling me that if I say something too drastic, I might get killed by a fundamentalist," she told GQ. "My mom is freaking out every day that some crazy fundamentalist is going to say, 'How dare she say that?'" LOL. Walee, whoever her PR agent is, s/he deserve a raise. Hollar for a dollar, better yet do something strange for a change ma is tidhi.