Even worse, if any of my references are deemed 'unsatisfactory', my holding deposit won't be refunded! WTF? WTF is just about right. Why don’t they ask for you pin number while they are at it, lunatics, they are obviously robbing you blind. Common sense tells me, don’t like my references, turn me down, but keeping my hard earned cheddar along with the refusal is highway robbery. Ahura, Tell them you know people is high places and if they pull any stunts, they will sure be invaded and bombed.

Originally posted by facklexm: This is such coward topic, I never in my life considered using weapons other than my hands never mind carrying in the car. Ilahey haku salho someone you can sink your teeth into sxb, you carry your mouth in your car. “ I use my my hands†bullshidh.

Cidiyo Jare in my glove compartment.

^^What’s so political about pictures? I says they stay.

Allah yarxama.

Hambalyo stoic.

What is this buulshidh. Freaking Somalis, if you can’t be happy for them let them be. Its one qabiil under one flag, well then, get yours under one. Its habro gathering, well then for fcukk sakes, get your own habro to gather. Today there is Somaliland not Somalia drill it through your coconut skulls and guess what? Its here to freaking stay, luv it or freaking luv it.

Oops! Didn’t know there is a thread in the women section. Someone beat me to it. Mods, delete it please.

To give life and nurture to another human being is indeed the highest of honours. Hooyooy la'aantaa Oh Mother! Without you Adduunyadu hubaashii --- The world would surely Habeen kama baxdeenoo --- Be perpetual darkness, Iftiin lama haleenoo. --- Devoid of light. Dadku uma hayaameen --- Folks wouldn’t reach Dayax heego joogoo --- Planets in heavens. Sida haad mafuuleen, --- Like hawks wouldn’t Xiddig hawd ka lulatoo --- Soar to looming stars. Hawo laguma gaareen --- With guided ambition Hubka laguma tureen Nay,--- wouldn’t have aspired at Cirka hirar ka muuqdoo --- Sphere in space. Ruux aad hagaysiyo usha mid aad u haysaa, ---Verily one lead by your flawless hilin toosan weligii, ka habaabi mayee ---Devotion the right path never would lose. Hooyoy adduunku halkuu maanta --- Oh Mother! Where the world is today Joogo adigow horseedoo --- Surely you paved the route. Intaad hanad xambaartee --- The many valiant you have carried Haaneedka siisee, --- Held dear on your bosom, Horaadada jaqsiisee --- Fed from your breasts habtay baan xisaab iyo, --- Are countless, and tiro lagu heleynoo --- Incalculable. Marka aad nin hiillo --- When your daring son awe inspire others, Laga baqo hashiisiyo --- You give birth to a fierce knight, Halyey diran dhashaabaa, hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered. Marka aad nin hoo-loo, --- When your charitable son Gurigiisa habaqluhu --- In whose house the destitute Isku soo halleeyoo, hayntiisa quudhoo --- Rely to feast freely, gives kindly to please Hor Illaahay geystiyo lama hure dhashaabaa Allah. --- In the presence of indispensable man Hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered Marka aad nin himilada --- When your son of purpose with clear vision, Hilin toosan mariyoo hir markii la gaadhaba --- Achieving an objective sets another and leads his flock hither. Ku labaad hilaadshoo haga maatadisoo la higsado dhashaa baa --- When you give birth to an envied gallant Hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered. Marka aad nin hoogiyo ka hor tago dagaalkoo --- When your impartial son of foresight Garta hubin yaqaannoo xaqa hoos u eegoo --- Thwarts conflict through persuasion, Halistiyo colaadaha dabka hura bakhtiiyoo --- When halting the perils of war, he snuffs Ku hagoogata dhiigoo dadka kale hagaajoo --- Firestorm, and intercedes to lead humanity. Kala haga dhashaa baa hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered. Markaad hoobal caaniyo --- When in composition and song Hindisa farshaxanoo hab-dhaca iyo luuqdiyo--- Your famous artist Hawraarta maansada --- Creative and ingenious Habadaba hannaanshiyo T--- ransporting through poetry Rabbi hibo u siiiyooo --- Reveals God given talent, Hal abuur dhashaa baa --- When you give birth to an endowed instinct Hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered Dumar iyo haween baa nolol lagu haweystaa --- Women Surely are the founts of life. Kuwa lagu hammiyayee --- Those much desired women coalescing Sida hawd caleen weyn --- Like concentrated forest, Rag u wada hammuume --- The clamour of all men, Ishu halacsanaysaa --- These beauties Hablahaaga weeyee --- Are thy daughters. Marka guur la haybshee --- When thoughts of matrimony invade Gabadh heego dheeroo --- Your poised lofty girls, Hoobaan la moodoo --- Like the boughs of a tree Karti iyo hub qaadloo --- Adept and stylish, Quruxdana ka hodaniyo --- Splendour abound Hufan laga aroostaa --- Unblemished duly wed. Hooyo lagu xasuustaa --- Oh Mother! Thou are remembered Hooyooy la'aantaa --- Oh Mother! Without you Higgaad lama barteenoo --- Spelling would have been inconceivable. .Hooyooy lan'aantaa hadal lama kareenoo --- Without you Mother, Expression would render unthinkable Ruuxaad habinoo One, --- whom you have not indulged, Kolba aanad hees iyo hoobay ku sabinoo --- Not seldom with lullabies fed Hawshaada waayaa --- One,you haven’t doted upon, Hanaqaadi maayee --- Surely won’t mature. Hoygii kalgacalkee --- Thou, are the house of adulation Naxariistu hadataay --- Thy abode is of compassion. Hooyo dushaadaa --- Oh Mother! On your back Nabad lagu hubaayoo --- One attains peace. Hooyooy dhabtaadaa --- Oh Mother! On your lab Hurdo lagu gam'aayoo --- Sleep is pure. Hooyooy taftaadaa --- Oh mother at your hem Dugsi laga helaayoo --- Shelter is most secure Waxaa lagu hal maalaa Grandeur! --- Oh mother Hooyo ababintaadee --- Thy cultivation is. Hayin lagu badhaadhaay --- Resilience and richness and Hogol lagu qaboobaay --- Tranquil Downpour. Gogol lama huraaneey --- Thou are boundless delight Dugsigii hufnaantaay --- Thy school is of moral rectitude. Hidda lagu arooraay --- Thou are root of ritual. Intaad hooyo nooshahay --- In thy existence, Oh Mother! Hambalyiyo salaan baan --- Compliments and salutation Hanti kaaga dhigayaa --- I impart upon thee. Hamrashiyo xaq-dhawr baan --- The cape of distinction Dusha kaa huwinayaa --- I drape around thee Oh Mother! Hooyo dhimashadaaduna --- Oh Mother! Your demise Hoogeyga weeyoo --- Is my eternal woe. Weligay hoggaagaan --- I will forever Ka dul heesayaayoo --- Sing on your tomb Hiyiga laabtaan --- In my head and heart Kugu haynayaayoo --- I will embrace thee prized Hengel baan u xirayaa --- I will bewail thee with every Inta haadka duushiyo giddi habar dugaaggee --- Winged and wild beast Ifka hibo ku noolow --- Live resplendently here. Akhiro halkii roon --- Prosperity in the hereafter. Hooyoy akhiro halkii roon --- Oh! Mother Prosperity in the hereafter. Happy Mother's Day Source

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Netiquette, I understand.

Ahura, didn’t recognize you in that vibrant outfit, how do you do? TMIS huh, Lol.. Fact is no information luv, I pretty sure you do it too or as Castro stated you would be dead otherwise. Admit you take pride in it in your private time. Sheharazade, I was referring to you r initial post.

We know, but we all can't be bluntly mean like you

Sheherazade, Great to have you back. How much gas does a normal person pass per day? On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts. Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell. I am having hard time believing that the average person farts 14 times a day. I pass gas mostly when am urinating (what’s rain with out thunder eh), and few here and there. It isn’t even close to 10 times a day. 14 times a day qofka ma dabada baa daloosha?

D, have you tried Old navy? To every problem there is a solution.

^I happen to think my language is perfectly fine chick . Now, our beloved prophet (pbuh) also had 9 wives, what’s your point?

^^The feeling is humanly mutual sxb, and I shall keep my filth to my self. More life young one.

Khalaf, I wrote what I wrote to tease the posted of this topic’s disclaimer, Sxb this is not the first time I seen you wave to flag for Puntland with Yeey’s picture on it, so don’t all of sudden take the moral high ground when you’re told you’re immature. I could care less which one is better Francescoly, Castro have given me an immunity to the Cuban peninsula for that reason alone I wouldn’t want to be caught picking my nose even in this so called land of yours.

My immature friend, you evidently shot your self in the foot. I am Jahil because I says Somaliland is better than Puntland

The man and the girl are thought to be visitors to the UK from Africa, possibly from Somalia. why, oh my, If the case be, what leads them to believe this poor girl was knocked up by this man may be he is her father, may be he is her smuggler to UK, may be a complete stranger who helped, or may be, just may be her husband (it could happen) I have met a wadaad/sheekh man; I would guess he was in his early thirties who was married to a 13 year old girl. What broke my heart was in the evening she would come down in her brownish tent and play with other kids (10, 11 year olds) in the park of that building no word of a lie, I getting Goosebumps writing this. Fcuuuuk what do you tell yourself? How do you sleep at night? It’s truly a distressing story, may Allah make it ease on her and the baby wherever they come from.

^^Give it a rest love.

Somaliland's is much better.

^^Lord, you are clearly my fear factor from this point on.

I love the fact that you bend backwards for another Somali you met today. I love the fact that keep nothing personal, a person you met for few minutes in a line at a less than 8 items cashier check, tells you where he lives, his kids names, how much he pays for insurance and how much his family income is and etc. I love the fact there are jokes of every qabiil. I love the fact that we have “huge ones†as a bebol. I love every thing there is to love about Somali. Indeed I smile because I am Somali.

If you haven’t yet figured out what a man offers a woman, you my friend is oblivious and deserves to be smacked around with pumpum balloon in the face. Now, you will introduce her to me because I know exactly what to offer her, in return I will give you $17.50. Please do take few minutes before you make your decision. Deal or No Deal?