Originally posted by Emperor: ^This coming from NGoGi, I is a witness you do man, Duke is a legend on here. Is it really true then? Darn! Looks like I chose the wrong side. There go all my Peru dreams. ps I don't believe a word of it of course (justin case my former words might have confused anyone).

^^ I think I heard similar comments just before Geedi was removed.

Leave Duke alone, people. He's a good, upstanding man. I have always liked him and thought he was the best nomad on this site.

^^ Aaax ya Haneefah. Now I'm dying to see what sort of reply you're going to get from A&T for your little story there. Expect fireworks. Ninkan saaxiib ma leh.

** Pushes glasses back ** Actually, another meaning of knackered is: sexually tired! Trust Ducaysane to know it.

So what was achieved again? The woman you met was not CL. I do not know who is besmirching the sijui owl's good name but I could never imagine CL as being anything other than horrid (which why I like her).

Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^They are kids and where are they suppose to go?? You are such an Arab. It is a society problem, back home there is no where to run to, everyone thinks it is a great idea. Tut. Tut. Tut. You're so easy to wind up, silly. Must be those busybody tendencies of yours. Here is a story I wrote years ago about this subject

Dumaashi, I only hate you because I care.

I reject the accusation of being a 'hater', Ibti. I do not hate smelly students. I pitty them. ps If North goes back at 'a later age' he'll probably be smelly with no need for the student bit.

North, You got to Dubai too late or you would have met the and only Xareef Magaalo.

Disaster! Foolish African Centre. Now the busybodies will run amok.

Everyone is to blame really. But mostly, I blame the girls. They should run away the minute they see that knife approaching them. Why sit around and wait to be butchered like that?

^^^ A&T (no comment). North, I have no nickname. I'm like those tefal pans, nothing sticks. But my old man got a killer nickname.

FGM is the fault of Somali men alone?

I would love to know what you had for dinner last night, xaaji tusbax. Like a lady that struggled for nine months with pain and kkkicking ( ) you finally gave birth to two great threads. Still, you may need to check some of the new names around these days. Adan-ipod, Seceed-Security and Libaan-late.

Stuff and nonsense.

Originally posted by *Blessed: quote:Originally posted by +Faheema: ^ lol, stop the evil laugh dee you two Allah, yaad malab isugu shubeysaa. You started it. Haha. p.s I think she's cute too. Love her devotion to Hargaisa (and the future hubby). Allow isu daa. Amiin. Amiin. If you like her now you really have not seen her first post on the site. Go and check it, it's a work of art.

^^ You come here and finish our barees then dare to make snide comments about the extra salt! Typical smelly student.

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^^ Busybody. ps His story is true. I know the lady in question. You know her too but you've been too busy marching for golbal warming to notice the heat next door.

^^ Why get her new cats, saaxib? It sounds like she's going to marry one anyway. Cara, probably.

^^ The cat is gone. Just upped and left one day. It comes to visit sometimes but I think it moved on now. This reminds me. On Monday night, as I was sat reading a book in the living room (whilst the Mrs was typing a report in the spare room), I suddenly felt someone looking at me! I turned around only to see a very pretty and fat cat standing there and staring at me. I have no idea who owns her but it was not even scared of me. My wife had a shock when she came later and found me sat there with a big fat cat on my lap. (it came through the toilet window).

^^ Is that you and me playing football there, mere jan?

Quite easily? You're quite the optimist, saaxib. Yes they can probably apply the basic principles quite easily and I think most of them do already. It is when things get more complicated that they start applying their own interpretations and ideas. In addition, you can't discount the different interpretations of the major schools of thought when it comes to criminal law and the like. Still, these are not the problems why I believe people are not ready for it. The problems I have are with the application of such laws and the mixed up messages accompanying that.

Beware of adders say experts after girl, 10, suffers snake bite By Tom Peterkin Last Updated: 1:01pm BST 29/07/2008 Wildlife experts have warned that adders are becoming more active in the hot weather after a schoolgirl's leg swelled to three times its normal size as a result of a bite from Britain's only species of poisonous snake. Mollie Hawker,10, spent six days in hospital when she was attacked by an adder while out walking with her family in a nature reserve near Bournemouth. Although adder bites are rare, experts urged the public to look out for the snakes, which are common in moors and heathlands across Britain, as they take advantage of the warm spell to hunt the small rodents they feed on. The schoolgirl was walking in flip-flops when she stepped on the potentially deadly snake triggering one of the most serious reactions that the doctors treating her had ever seen. She felt a searing pain and screamed as the reptile injected her with poison. Her mother Karen saw the brown and cream 1.5 ft-long creature slither away. Mrs Hawker, 34, noticed two puncture marks in her daughter's big toe. Within minutes her whole foot began to balloon. Mrs Hawker carried Mollie to her home in Poole, Dorset. From there, she was rushed to nearby Poole Hospital by ambulance and was admitted to the high dependency unit where she was hooked up to a heart monitor. Doctors had to lower her leg to below heart level to stop the poison spreading through her body. Within hours her limb up to the thigh had turned black and she was put on a morphine drip to ease the pain. Mollie spent six days in hospital and yesterday was back at home in Poole, Dorset, recovering on a pair of crutches. Mrs Hawker said: "The doctors only see an adder bite once or twice a year and said Mollie's was the worst they had ever come across. "They think it hadn't released it's venom for a long time so Mollie took the brunt of all of it. "She was in so much agony and you could see where the poison had tracked up her vein to her thigh as it was black and bruised. I'm just thankful for all the doctors help as it could have been a lot worse." Gary Powell, a nature reserve manager with the Herpetological Conservation Trust, which manages 40 amphibian and reptile habitats across Dorset, warned that the warm spell would have given the cold blooded creatures an energy boost. "Reptiles are generally more active in hot weather," Mr Powell said. "Adders are likely to be more active in the morning as they build up enough energy to look for food. In the heathlands of Dorset we have a lot of adders. "It is the perfect habitat for them. Bites are incredibly rare as they don't seek human contact, but when I'm out with my kids I tell them to keep to the paths and not to go careering through the heather." Mrs Hawker said her daughters leg started off red, then went black and purple. "It was bruised from her foot all the way up to the top of her leg. It was two or three times the normal size," she said. "The doctors put her on a heart monitor and watched her oxygen levels as they had no idea how her body would react to the venom. "They lowered her leg to stop the poison from pumping up to her heart. A medical photographer even took pictures as they had never seen anything so bad." Although adder bites can be fatal and there around 10 recorded cases of death from an adder bite in the last century, no-one has died from one in Britain during the last 20 years.