^^ One more post and you'll make 5000, darling. Welcome back. ps I am tempted to reveal the secret to Marx. Ok, I shall tell him. It was YOU. Still, did you notice how he refuses to say anything about you, even though I've grilled him?

@A&T Heh. Malika, from my head to my feet but not my toe (that's still sijui since CL is not letting go).

Murtad: he did it. Takfeer: you did it. EVERYBODY CHEERS.

^^ You're asking the wrong people. Ask A&T he'll tell you what it means and maybe even draw you a picture. I know what it is but I don't like to show off you understand. A&T, I blame Marx.

^^ Last season and the season before that Liverpool had one problem, saaxib. They did not have enough good strikers. The middle was fine adn the defence was world class but the strikers were rubbish (maybe some of it was down to the game plan that banitez adopted). This purchase though is likely to improve things. Keane might just be the missing link between middle and forward.

Malika, (I'm glad you asked her that. I bet even Norf is happy he didn't have to ask). ps I like your photo.

^^ Haye, what did YOU do that was amazing when you were under ten years of age? ps Climbing trees does not count.

^^ True. In English waliba. Notice how A&T is not replying to my question! Woo es nabaya, AGAIN. :mad:

^^ Ciyaal suuq bad tahay ninyaho. Are you saying the lady was lying? (don't ask which lady, warya).

^^ I stand corrected. Edit: No. I said I stand corrected, not correctly. I don't suffer from the problem (yet).

^^ What part of the world are you in, saaxib? (don't give me three locations again warya). Ms DD, To learn to type at nine (in Somalia of all places) is posh. I mean look at JB there, he just started typing and using computers.

^^ In Somalia? How loaded was your, err, Papa?

I did a typing course for a whole year once. Was a right old fashioned secretary I was. Forty-five words per minute, short hand, audio typing...... ws.

^^ Imagine having a heated debate with that person. You'll be arguing with a whole society.

^^ Check out SOL's latest member. "GalMudug Unity & Welfare Society"

Originally posted by The Rendezvous: keep remembering: Atoti..go Atoti..come Atoti..front Atoti..back Atoti..this way Atoti..that way Atoti..panda Atoti..........sukaaaaaaaaaaa Keep remembering.. I happen to have that song.

If people forget to look at the title of this topic I donطt think a single person would know what youطre talking about here. Is it to do with this 'Baabaseer' word in the title? I have never come across this word before but I am going to have a wild guess and assume you are talking about PILES (it's called bawa-seer in Arabic). If it is indeed piles you're talking about here then the reasons you mention are actually the ones doctors would advice you to avoid. Lack of exercise, putting on weight and eating spicy food all cause and aggravate piles. ps There is no proof that Shiisha has anything to do with it.

^^ We go home and you come in saying 'maalin wanaagsan'! What a world, eh? Anyone here? Another fine and sticky morning, innit.

^^ Why is she your x?

^^^ Apart from Torres he will be the best forward Rafa ever brought to the club. Keane makes move to Anfield By Steven Beacom Monday, 28 July 2008 Republic of Ireland striker Robbie Keane was today set to fulfil a lifelong dream and sign for Liverpool. Keane was at Anfield this morning undergoing a medical which would seal his £20 million move from Tottenham. Liverpool will initially pay £18 million with add-ons of up to £2 million agreed with the White Hart Lane outfit. Keane, who is 28, will become the second most expensive player in Liverpool’s history after Fernando Torres. The Irishman, a big Liverpool fan, is relishing the prospect of teaming up with the Spaniard in an attack that will have the Kop purring in anticipation. Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez is believed to be delighted with the capture and still remains interested in landing Aston Vila midfielder Gareth Barry, despite that deal reaching saga proportions. In other transfer news today, it is undertsood that Everton striker Andrew Johnson is ready to clinch his £10 million move to Fulham. Meanwhile Chelsea’s new manager new manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has declared that his team have what it takes to win all FOUR trophies this season. Scolari’s Grand Slam boast differs to what Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has been saying recently, suggesting that the Stamford Bridge outfit are unlikely to improve as many of their players are over 30. Expect more from these two as the season starts, with Ferguson knowing he faces a tough opponent in “Big Phil”, who of course has a World Cup triumph wiith Brazil on his CV. Privately it is believed that Scolari has set himself a one-trophy minimum target for his first season in England. Publicly he has issued a confident statement that Chelsea can mount a substantial challenge for every honour – the Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup and Carling Cup. "We have four competitions this season and I try to win all four," said 59-year-old Scolari. "It is the same for the players. It will be very difficult but we have the team and players for it.” Source

Looks like North has melted in the heat.

^^ Who cares. As long as you're here, mere pyaar

A&T Those green things are called varicose veins and it is a condition that millions of people suffer from (nothing to do with colour either). I see nothing wrong with your story by the way (well, apart from ninka wax kala tuurayay) . ps See how many people came to your defence when JB and Faheema were tossing you between cirka and dhulka like some overcooked pizza? Bal car say you're the orphan of SOL again.

^^ Adna ma Abu dhulQarnayn bad nago noqotay, saaxib? What's with the confident fatwas there?