MY rule in SOL is that if I met you or know someone that has met you then you are a female, everyone else is a man in a burkah (except LayZie G, for obvious reasons). Therefore, and having examined this topic in great detail, I am forced to conclude that it is stuff and nonsense.

Heh. Juxa knows me too well.

Sayid must have done something real bad if he managed to get Johnny to make threats! P.S. I see where Sayid is coming from though.

^^ Wait until Juxa sees this. She'll advise him to sue someone.

^^ Reduce what? The picture or the swelling? Wixi islaamaha ku dhici jiray baa kugo dhacay, saaxib. Old age manifests itself in so many ways.

JB, Bakhayl ma ihi. I support Udub dee. But if I go to the Kulmiye meeting they'll send me an old man/woman that I respect and I'll end up paying up.

Haha! Some people are too quick for their own good. Just got a text from someone (I thought his phone was broken) saying: "For your support for Riyaale, the SL gov decided to reward you and give u $300,000 in cash. You get your money starting from mid Feb" Strangly enough, I believe this one.

^^ NEVER. (They'll ask me to make a donation).

Norf, Some supporter sent an E-mail to Hick's son with an article from the Liverpool Echo about the finances of the club. He got the reply: 'blow me, f***face'. Now the son resigned and Hicks promised to spend BIG in the summer. Oh well, at least we're better than Man U (Glazers announced huge debts).

^^ Bet I get charged £1.50 whatever text I send back. I'm thinking of buying a sim card and starting to send random messages to people. It'll be a great passtime. I could get very creative.

Be the better person. Send it back and then sit back enjoying the glow of being the better person..blah blah blah. Talking of such problems, I got text message saying: "Our records confirm that you are entitled to £3,750.00 for the accident you had recently. Text YES to opt in and Stop to quit". Now I have to problems; A- I had no accidents (or at least not one where anyone saw me. The roads were icey, my shoes were slippery). B- How did the barstuds get my number? I don't even know my own number!

^^ Our Milan correspondent dee.

^^ I saw that in the news the other day but was hoping someone else would post it.

Do I have to be nice to Val now? :mad:

Blessed, Tuujiye ha ka hadhin. Sodoh bad o tahay (true story but he thinks we don't know).

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: Has anything been accomplished in this thread so far? I got me a Qardho daughter-in-law but nothing much besides. Blessed, fair enough (see how I call you by your 'name' when I'm cross with you).

^^ Ayaayo, even you? I was not endorsing the positions of those scholars. I was merely picking you up on the point of it being haram.

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: orod guurso! wait - you are the wrong clan. Seconded, on all counts.

Wayhaay! Optical illusion.

Send a PM to someone called Juje and see if he can find you any remaining Somali stamps.

Ibti, not around his office. They're still in Qardho. This another sharci scheme.

I'm the same size as Ibti, WHEN I'M SITTING DOWN.

^^ Your location is blocking out the shiny message you're sending. Malika, In Somalia, not much of this would happen because not many clans live in the same areas (generally speaking). But in the West, I find it hard to believe your version of events. The way I see it is thus: Girl/boy meet someone somewhere. They fall for them. They decide to marry. Family gets excited. Parents have a heart attack when discovering that their child is marrying someone from a different clan. Child insists on the marriage, families give in. Everyone lives happily ever after (until a lover's tiff takes places and the whispers about such and such clan not being any good). Of course, there are also stereotypes. For example, I've heard it said that the men of Xiin's clan are fond of multiple marriages. So whenever a girl from any different clan comes home to her parents clutching the hand of a little Xiin, they warn her about this worry trait. I wonder what is said about my lot! Lets hope it's (als)something manly..like beating women or something.

Baluug is libaan, cadaan, taksiile and god knows what other names he had in the past few years. Did I actually refer to myself as pretty? Even in jest. How embarrassing..

In the right light, I'm better looking than Juxa. Ok, it'll have to be really dark and I'll have to stand really still. With my height, I am sure my silhouette is better looking than hers (plus, I put on weight lately).