I went to go to bed. If I don't pay attention I'm going to fall asleep on the tube again.

Sayid, no idea who your friend is. I was talking about 'food/maize' in Uganda. They call it Kowonga (or something that sounds very similar).

^^ Is ma fahmayno, saaxib. You want me to provide you a list of scholars and I am saying to you that I can't be bothered. The rest is all Pick N Mix (wax fahan ninyaho).

I know. I know. Male free zone and all that but I just came to warn Ibti about that song. Don't listen to it, dear. It has the word Bismillah mixed with rock music.

If you go to Kampala you will eat Kaawonga.

^^ I have. It was not the best of performances by the team but Lucas actually played well and most of his passes found their target (I wish there was an online stats site to show you).

I did, Norf. I thought Lucas did REALLY well (as he always does). You will keep finding fault of course (until we catch up with the top boys and then you'll change your tune). If Chelsea don't win this league their manager should be sacked with no compensation. I mean, come on now, Manchester United are in turmoil and with no defenders in sight.

^^ I am Somali merri lado. Picture a camel sitting on its hind legs. Heh@Norf.

Whenver I wore skinny jeans, English women pinched my bottom. So I stopped.

Maaddeey, I have no idea who the person that wrote that e-mail is. His words mean nothing to me. Like I told you above (before you turned all childish on me), other scholars came up with the khawarj label, saaxib. They believe that Al Shabab are such a group. The whole idea of saying such a scholar said this and such a scholar said that has turned into a meat market where every fatwa can be found to fit all tastes and desires (Pick N Mix). In your testosterone-driven Islam, fatwas and articles such as the above is what rocks your boat. In my shoulder-shrugging Islam you're the type of person I would happily snitch on.

Thanks Juxa. Dodgy curry.

How many what?

^^ Childish!

I have not slept at all since this time yesterday. I'm buzzing like a crack head. Hola mi amigos. Que tal? Baila Baila Baila Baila Baila Baila Baila me Esta rumba a la gitana Que yo siempre cantaré Pero lo siempre cantaré Pero lo siempre cantaré Esta rumba a la gitana Que yo siempre cantaré

^^ Go google them or something. I am not going to waste my day compiling a list for you, saaxib. I am sure you got my point.

^^ Many Scholars called your Shabab heros khawarj, adeer. Pick N Mix is it? He tried to kill someone, he got shot. All's well that ends well.

^^ When Aquilani is fully fit he'll make you forget about that Spanish geezer (what was his name again?). Glad to hear you got back safely. I'm off home now. Happy new year and all that.

^^ I have none. I just want to die in peace now (and without reading any of Max's list).

Liverpool FC, English Champions 2010/2011.

Malika don't listen to a word Juxa says. I think I was the tallest man in that gathering (and this include the Qardho tower himself). The only SOL person taller than me (whom I met) is Norf. But then most of that is hair really.

It took a pair of shoes to get you to realise all this? I'd be insulted if I were your mother.

Juxa keeps calling me short even though she was straining her neck looking up at me, the last time I met her. Faheema, why protest though? It's a matter of taste. As for 2010, I hope there something good on TV tonight. Christmas was boring.

^^ She likes them short (no accounting for taste really). I would love to meet CL. She strikes me as a proper hippy (the crazy kind).

^^ Happy new year to you and yours, saaxib.