^^is-tus-tus waa caadi dee. As long as you give. But it's best if you give without a bit of a show.

^^ The right hand, left hand combination is a recommandition not a prerequiste. (I'm using a keyboard with have the buttons missing). Edit: Maaddeey, what did the awliyo do, black magic?

nuune, waliga "artist" aan sigaar cabin ma argtay? It's part of what the kids these days call "his swaggar".

^^ Being a business does not make you corrupt. Maaddeey, asking a sheikh to pray for you is not a problem. I often ask passers by to pray for me. But, when the prayer of one specific sheikh becomes the focus of an entire show we are really not that far from having your fingers twitching and your manjrafad at the ready. How else are the awliyo made?

Originally posted by Maaddeey: Ngone, waan kuu soo laabanaa!! ma waxaad keentay inaad igu shaacireysato? tii Xasan Dahir baan kaa cafiyey, Adaalle Aadaa! War I was joking, xamaasada yaanay ku qaadin.

^^ LG, in that case I absolve you of all you have said in the past and shall say in the future.

^^ It's your fault really. You support a guy that you obviously believe is doing a good job but instead of focusing on the good projects he is involved in you go praising nonsense like websites and MBAs. The message might be a good one but the messangers are all..err..err..taxi drivers (with respect to all taxi drivers of course).

^^ How many Bible study classes have you missed sor far, LG?

I'm keeping out of this until the real football starts. Friendly games don't count.

Originally posted by nuune: NGONGE, right, Qardaawiba markuu waxan wax ka daran ka sheego Aljazeera Arabic that doesn't make me stop watching my fav programme, Al-ittijaahul-Mucakkas, but don't you think Universal TV waxa daawado waa masaakiin, ilmooleey, islaamo iyo gabdho wada xiiran, oo wadaadkaas wuxuu dhahana horey ka raacayo khalad walaa kheyr, bal ka warran islaan 40 jir ah oo la yiri oradoo xajka aad uma bahanid maxram, markey baxdeyna oo kharash iyo energy ku bixisey laga soo celshay sacuudiga inta waliba la karbaashey, yeyse eedda saareysaa, ma wadaadkii screenka ay ka aragtey miyaa eedda leh mise Universal TV oo siiyey platformka!, wax fahan niyahow War I did not say that I do not agree with you. I find many of the wadaado antics on Universal TV very strange. For example, they do these shows where they collect money to build a mosque and people phone them to donate money (or mostly gold, in the case of women). So far so good, right? But then, the woman/man that phoned to donate the money would ask the show presenter to ask the sheikh to pray for them (waa iska "forgive me father for I've sinned" ninyaho). However, this has nothing with our discussion here. P.S. The 40 year old woman argument has been touched upon by many sheikhs, not just U TV. I am not sure about the exact age but I've heard it said that OLD women do not require a muxram.

^^ Dee dhinaca khaldkaaad eegaysa, saaxib. Turn your sight towards the men and women in Gaza who are worth a million Erdogans and when they promise to fight back you, I and the whole world know that they will. Not Erdogan (and his ilk) who run to the UN and come back with nothing. Look at the brave activists who get up and try to break the blockade. Look at the one arrested. Arrgggh..wax fahan dee.

^^ When qiiro overtakes reason it becomes pure xamaasad. Adna wax fahan.

^^ Saddam sent Scud missiles to the heart of Tel Aviv, adeer. Even grown men did some mashxaraad that day. Hezboallah sent hundreds of rockets into the heart of Israel in their recent war with that country. Camr Mosa (yes, that joke) threatend all out war on several occassions. The fat guy in Qatar called them savages and barbarians. Qaddafi is forever cursing them. Mubarak made a big show of openning the Rafah crossing for a few hours. (Shall I continue with the list of Arab League members?). Marka breath of fresh air about Erdogan having a little fit on TV aniga o ma arko. It's par for the course and does not cause any more excitment (unless you have a very short memory or you're the type that falls for empty talk). Bal wax ma fahmaysa hada?

^^Inta ba wan ku saxsanahay dee. Adna arrintan wakhti walba wad ku khaldantahay, saxna ma noqon kartid. Markaan ka fakaray wax aan mowqifkaagan khaldaan ku fasiro wax aan xamaasad aheen i ma hor iman dee. Ma nin waalan ban kugo sheega mese wan ku cayaa? Nin waalan ma tihid saaxib. Xawyaan gardaro dadka ku laaya na ma tihid. Marka sheekadaado wa iska xamaasad. Hadaba wax fahan. Hadaanad fahmin, aan kugo sii celiyo. NGONGE: Danish ayaa nabiga sawiray. Maaddeey: Yaa? Acuudu bi Allah men al Shaytaan al rajeem. NGONGE: War mid cad oo fanaan isku sheegaya ayaa sawiray dee. Maaddeey: OO xaggo nabiga ku arkay marko sawiryo? NGONGE: Sawir run mo aheen, saaxib. Fikradiisa uun ayaay aheed. Maaddeey: Ma hubta in nabiga la sawiray? NGONGE: Haa! Aniga Universal TV ka arkay. Maaddeey: Universal TV waa gaalo raac. May aheen in ay sawirka xun na tusaan. NGONGE: Oo hadaanay na tusin sidaan o ogaan laheen in nabiga la sawiray? Maaddeey: O ma bahna in aan argno, warka nago filan. NGONGE: Oo armo warka been noqdo? Maaddeey: Waa caadi, lakin nabiga la sawiray yaanay na tusin. NGONGE: Waa runta. Sheekadan nabiga la sawiray aan iska illawno. Maaddeey: MAYA! Xawayaanka nabiga sawiray waa in aan ka aarsano. NGONGE: Adigu sawirka nabiga Universal TV ma ku argtay? Maaddeey: maya man arkin. NGONGE: sawirka in oo jiro ma hubta? Maaddeey: haaa! Rijaalo al xaq ayaa arkay oo ii sheegay.[Rijaalo al xaq in this instance are ME, ya loox] NGONGE: Rijaalo al xaq maxa tusay? Maaddeey: Dee Universal TVga xuma. NGONGE: Marka hadaano Universal TV (ama kuwa kale) na tusin, la ma ogaan leheen ino nabigo sawirna, so maha? Maaddeey: Haa. NGONGE: Lakin waxaad i leedahay Universal TV iyo ciddii na tusto wax an diidsanahay wan ka hor jiidna? Maaddeey: HAAA! Ma waxbaa kuu dhiman, carab caseer yaho? NGOGNE: Maya, maya. Ee wan kula yaabay saaxib. Maaddeey: Maxaad la yaabtay. NGOGNE: Dee kuwa warka ku tusay ayaad diiday islamarkiina na kuwii warka abuuray (Danish) ayaad doonaysa in aad ka aarsato. Miyaad ka aarsan laheed hadaanay kuwan (Universal TV) iyo kuwa kale ku tusin sawiraha? Maaddeey: Anigu sawiraha man arkin ban ku idhi. NGONGE: Dee waxaago marka waa iska xamaasad, adeer. Wax fahan.

nuune, What's the problem with that? Ileen waa wadaad 'fatwa' bixiyaay. Universal TV gave him the platform and it is for you to either take his words or reject them. Badow ha noqon, saaxib. It's not only UTV wadaado that make such arguments. Many in other Islamic countries do too. Universal TV is not the best in the world. It is shabby, disorganised and mostly amateurish but it still remains one of the only mediums that give us the facts (news) as it happens. To show a stoning (if the occassion calls for it), a cartoon in the background or the pictures of some dead people after a period of fighting are all important, essential and necessary parts of broadcasting the news. Otherwise, what is the difference between them and Cabdi Indho-tuug who reports on everything in my local cafe?

^^ Al Shabab is a mixture of wadaads who have no sense, moryaans who have no mercy and Maaddeeys who are full of xamaasad.

Originally posted by General Duke: quote:Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Maxaad la cadhootay, adeer? Turkey is an ally of Israel ya axmaq. Wax fahan dee. Stop sniffing a camels behind lad, as I have outlined to you, the Turkish state is no pushover. As for the alliance, as the PM Erdogan said, things have changed forever. Go read old man. Dukey-come-lately with his version of world events. It's cute to watch the ignorant gettting excited about a film we watched a hundred times before. Turkey is big, Turkey is strong, Turkey had an empire, etc, etc, etc. I think I heard the exact same nonsense when the yehood used those passports to kill that guy in Dubai (young kids like you were shouting about the British and German response to Israel's misuse of their passports). It will be different this time ayaa la yedhi. War siyaasada barta.

Viva xamaasaad.

That's why I never rated Norf and Bob. Ileen they support five hundred million teams.

Guru, couldn't help it, saaxib. It was a tap-in.

^^ Maxaad la cadhootay, adeer? Turkey is an ally of Israel ya axmaq. Wax fahan dee.

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: Absolutely magnificent. This is the kind of story I like to read. Salah is doing great work. Thanks Tacbaan waaxid. War meesha ka kac. Looks like the people of Bosaso are dying for a visit from another website owner.

Originally posted by General Duke: quote:"No one should test Turkey's patience," he added. "Turkey's hostility is as strong as its friendship is valuable." Can someone tell me when an Arab leader said this in public, since the times of Abdinasar & sadat... Turkey is no joke.. Err..err..which Arab leader would sir like? Erdogan got up and walked from that conference last year and the whole Islamic world hailed him a hero. He complained about being made to wait for an hour at a checkpoint in Ramallah and again, people marvelled at his daring to criticise Israel. His ambassador was summoned by the Israeli government, humiliated and made to sit on a lower chair than his inquisitors leading to Erdogan issuing one of his (now very common) condemnations and again you and your like called him a hero. Yet, in all this time, the war games and exercises between the Turkish and Israeli armies continued. The diplomatic relations remained and the mutual interests maintained. This will be a war of words like it always has been, adeer. Turkey will not do anything that its Arab cousins before it have not done. P.S. I was serious above when I asked you about which Arab leader you want to hear. Give me a name and I'll furnish you with a speech about fighting the yehood with guns, rocks and kitchen sinks (it's the traditional Arab speech, adeer). Wax barta ya badow.

Dhubad saaxiibo dee wad iska hadlaysa without bothering to do any research. War carabtu are the world champions at qaylo. Almost every last one of them made a comment.

nuune, The rafah crossing actually opens every once in a while to allow the sick and those returning home to come back. It is really not the great gesture you think it is. War wax cusub ma jiraan dee. Filinkaan horaan o dhaawanay. Maaddeey, Turkey's act is NOTHING. War even the laughing cow called the yehood names in his press release this morning. Do you know what Turkey did? It suspended its joint military excercises with the yehood. Wax fahan waxaagan xamaasada la tagtay.