^^ Ma argtay, inaadeer

Trouble in paradise. Today they're all celebrating independence.

xiinfaniin;831121 wrote: LOL@NGONGE waa soo toosay recent developments in the Somali peninsula include 1- Somaliland militia battling with armed militia in Hargeysa 2- Khatumo High School tests in Buuhoodle 3- Puntland president meeting with Indian goverment on the recent Oil discovery 4- Constitution making process in Xamar But ngonge chose to comment on Khatumo... Limited one, why are you wasting all your energy with all this typing. Do what little Aaliyaah did and just call me silly. p.s. Silly kids.

xiinfaniin;830670 wrote: This is what confused ngonge needs to see, he visited hargeysa marfish sessions and come back thinking his is the best that Somalia got and everyone is composing after his model As limited as ever, I see. War get over whatever is eating you up dee, "nin weyn" baad tahay. p.s. Silly kids refusing an education.

Carafaat;830994 wrote: I hope they dont go to Addis and take a stand. They never go to Addis and take a stand. Wax fahan.

Abtigiis;830902 wrote: Ngonge, summertime uun kuma ekeyn. I think even JB was amazed by the number of people I know in Hargeisa, anigoo waliba isqarinayey oo aan xididkii iyo xigaalkii midna la xidhiidhin. I have many friends in that place, unlike you the born-again something! War waa maxay dagaalka dee? I personally don't like Summertime that much but I thought the place would be right up your street. Maxaad la baqaysa oo difaac o gashay? p.s. Even a "born-again something" like me knows many people in H town; thanks to the whale that is Siilaanyo, lots of the qurba-joog tiny fishes have relocated to Hargeisa for any morsels they can grab. Wax fahan.

You're losing your bearings, Carafaat.

^^ A&T, did you actually leave Summertime in all the time you were in H Town? Something tells me that you didn't. Did the old lady that stands outside recognise you?

Jacaylbaro;830862 wrote: ... Call-Arab Sounds like A&T has met Kenyan Tom.

^^ We're on the same boat, saaxib. If you don't win the CL, you too will not qualify. Europa ha inoo ahaato. p.s. I still believe.

What an amazing sight! Were that tie and shirt also from Ottoman times? قفا نبك من ذكرى حبيب ومنزل .... بسقط اللوى بين الدحول فحومل

Jacaylbaro;830179 wrote: looooooooooooool@Siyaad Barre War sug ha ku degdegin qosolka. Lets first find out where the planes that fly from that place intend to land.

The title of the thread is an apt one. A geeljire's guide indeed. Women are mad and no matter how many plans, tricks or ploys you devise to trick them you will still not get the upper hand. Either dominate them with a through beating (which is not something I'd recommend to any god fearing and morally upright person) or just give in and buy your peace of mind (which I would recommend to any god fearing and morally upright person). In other words, ma cala al majnoon xaraj.

^^ Yes. But PL is a big scalp to claim in this war of words. Now the spoilers will question the label and point to PL. Details, as you already know, go out of the window. Why is the Imam publicising his reservations about the constitution? Could he not done through other avenues (such as a phone call to Mahiga & Sharif)? Fi shay!

Can the spoilers stop the march of Mahiga?

Not story. No explanation and no actual report on all this hearsay but this over emotional "oday" Somali wants everyone to be up in arms about this none story! p.s. A college in East Ham? She's better off being excluded, if you ask me.

Hagbad with levy? :D

nuune, I like islaamha. They're full of crazy stories. Like the one I heard recently about a mother and son who upon waking up one morning, heard the door bell ring. The mother told the son to go and open it (thinking it was the electricity man). He does. Five masked men run into the house, beat the hell out of him and tie him up to a chair. They tell the mother to give them 'the money'. She tells them she has none but they insist that they know she has money and know the exact amount. They finally take her seven thousand pound hagbad and flee. The islaamo say that this incident happend to several islaamo now and that someone must be telling these theives about the wealth of Somali islaamo. Yacni, lacgtaada waa kakac!

^^ Our chance creation is hurried and needs to be more subtle. This is why I believe a playmaker will give our finishers the time and space to do so. It's all a split second thing really.

^^ They keep changing them. Want something to cheer you up? (even if you've seen it before) search for the video called "ape with ak 47 in west africa". I laughed so loud that people came out of their rooms to see what's wrong. :D

N.O.R.F;830071 wrote: ^Do you still think we only need 1 or 2 players? We need more than that ninyow. I am not looking forward to the new season one bit after witnessing our worst season in over 50 years! Unless we go and get some classy players. Yes we only need one or two players. War we hit the woodwork over 46 times this season. We made the most crosses in the league and won the most headers. After City & United, we are the team that conceded the least goals (even with the amount of games we lost). We played well in almost every game we had this season (only Spurs, Swansea & Bolton were bad games). We beat United twice, City twice, Chelsea three times and outplayed Arsenal twice (but lost the home game when we were all over them). The players we have all played well (most of the time) but our system (4-4-1-1 or 4-4-2) has been crap. We simply need a playmaker (or the old Gerrard) and Lucas back and we need a right winger. Your talk of foxes in boxes (though helpful) is not an urgent thing. We just need a guy that dictates the tempo of the team and gets the others to calm down.

^^ True. But you don't (hopefully) always stay at 35k dee. The idea is that you will get pay rises and, in time, you will see the benefits. And, at any rate, if you get 35K only £630 of that gets taxed at 40% (the first 34,370 is at 20%). There is logic to this madness. There are lots of luuqluuq options but those only apply (and are worth it) if you're loaded.

^^ According to the Mahiga gospel, anyone that attempts to block, delay or get in the way of the roadmap is a spoiler. So far, everyone seems to be a spoiler. Heh.

When you say over £34k you really have to be specific. Up to 34,370 you will still be on the lower rate (20%). Anything between that and £150k will be charged at 40%. Anything over that, is (still) on 50%. I am not sure if there is any way to avoid it if you're a salaried employee. Of course, you could always ask them to pay the extra into your pension fund. You'll get tax relief for that so that for every £80 you put in the government will give you £20. Of course, I have no idea what amounts you're talking about here, but if you hurry and start now, you can put up to £50k in your pension pot and expect an additional 20% from the government on that. In fact, if you have not used this allowance in the previous three years you'll be able to put up to £545k into your pension fund before you start being taxed for it. Intaa o lacag ma haysa? And, are you single? I have a brother you know.

Spoilers. Spoilers.