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  1. loooooooool... najmo sis nice topic.!!! The easiest way, of course, is the name, for example "Ogunkoye", "Ekwekwe" or "Babangida" can only be a Nigerian; a"Njoroge", "Otieno" or "Kilonzo" must be from Kenya. kkkkkk... what about somalia?????..
  2. may i take this time to bow in praise jamaal.. Nothin But Luv
  3. Nasra sis i disagree with you ..Terrorist means MUSLIMS...... the religion of Islam and are well-informed about Islam as commanded by God in the Qur'an noted clearly that the words "Islam" and "terror" cannot stand side by side, and that no divine religion permits violence. Religion commands love, mercy and peace. Terror, on the other hand, is the opposite of religion; it is cruel, merciless and demands bloodshed and misery. A Muslim is someone who abides by the commands of God, tries scrupulously to live by Qur'anic morality, peace and harmony, which make the world a more beautiful place and lead it to progress. His aim is to lead people to beauty, goodness and well-being. The Qur'an says:
  4. DAILY-MIRROR .. loool.. waraa those people they diet longtime long.
  5. true si.... Marriage is a blessing, its like completing half of our deen. Bluntly put, marriage is a legal and moral binding agreement made between two people wherein the parties consciously determine that they are willing to be loyal, loving, and supportive of each other for the rest of their lives. It is a choice made freely and with full knowledge of what is anticipated of the other person. And the last one is the most harmful of all the expectations you may have about marriage as it robs from your mate the right to be who they are at any given time. Marriage, like any other relationship, requires lots of love, patience, support and nurturing. It is a two way street where knowledge and courtesy are a must. salaam
  6. lovely me

    women :)

    .....Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. Women brush their hair before bed. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?' Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse. The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble) Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you? Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don't see straight men dancing together. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here! women is that true b.c i don't do that most
  7. Men are like...... .....placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. .....mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. .....bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. .....government bonds they take so long to mature. .....copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. .....lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. .....bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. .....high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. .....mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. .....handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
  8. Interesting topic and a tight focus...... Each and every one of us is different, our own unique mould.And as the saying goes "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Someone who you consider to epitomise beauty, may not to someone else. An individuals personality can have as much influence on their beauty as their physical appearance. I also feel it important to note that with the influence and exploitation of the media and the acceptance of cosmetic(plastic)surgery our bodies have now become comodities and products which we conduct projects and base our self-esteem on. And that's not Beauty........ I think that the word 'beauty' is not only befined on the body shape, but it may also include how you treat other people and come from your mind!The beauty on the outlook is not long lasting, if others know you for a long time, they will understand you and would like to be friend with you.Therefore, I think people who are considered as fat should not be ashamed because of their outlook!!! :)salaam
  9. The daily working life of this world sometimes aid the distance between what is 'really' important and that which is desired from all of us. I hope in this thread to share some of the amazing and honourable truths that come from islam with all of you and would ask anyone who wishes to contribute to do so. This is a quotation from a book im reading and this passage is one that invigourates the reality of the relationship that is between Allah Subhannah wa Ta ala and man... "As for unity of belief, it is accompanied and attended by a asense of fair play, like man's shadow; for the God to Whose worship the prophets, including Muhammad, summoned the fairthful is free from passions and selfish aims. He requests no property and no sustence from His creation. He needs no trustees, no deputies, and no mediators; He ordains, "Ask and it shall be granted unto you". He is closer to them than their jugular veins; He is most merciful and most capable; He is the Creator and Molder, the Bountiful and the Forgiver, the Giver and Withholder, the just Ruler and great Avenger, the Omniscient and All-informed, the Master of His bondsmen's destinies, the Cherished and the Wise." (The Eternal message of Muhammad Salli Allahi Allahe wa Sallam) __________________ "If the rule of Allah (subhannah wa Ta alla) were to materialize, conscience would be its king, justice its law, and common traditions its admonisher"
  10. have never heard a poem as sweet and as touching as this one. it made my heart tingle when i read it.in a way I understan where you are coming from. I understand when you look at the person you love and just really think about them, you can just find a million things about them, its suprising, you can find a new thing everyday! I just wanted to say that you are a great poetry writer. Good Job! Please keep writing I enjoy reading them.
  11. awsome poem i loved it, it was just so real.. I really liked this poem it was really cute.You hardly ever hear stuff like that from a guy and thats what really attracted me to it.
  12. hey waraa guys Minnepolis is nothing do you ever been in JOWHAR OR MUGADHUSHU.. sorry have no pic..but is beautiful than Minnepolis or USA.
  13. hi i would like to nominate .. DAD9000 that guy he always in luuq yo know what i mean . runaway^virgin ....... that girl is sexy ,intelligen beautiful sistaz.. hey sis don't kill me iam just telling the truth ok ladiif..... he always tries to be cool with me. broadway_me.. the question is SO WHO IS THE WINNER??????????
  14. loooooool bro that is funny "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" that is every funny. bro let me share with you another funny story, i read a somewhere. anyways they call it Get a Hot Mama................................... Get a Hot Mama A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, "Get a hot mama and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that!... I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!" hahaha men can't live without women....Seriously ..
  15. Would I want a man to try and change me? Absolutly not!! I think that part of loving someone is respecting them for what they are. If you can't respect that then you should really take a good look at your relationship with that person :eek: .........I think today alot of people are self centered.Sure we all want honesty,sincerity,compassion,and a genuine love. But who do we want it for :confused: ? It can't be that we want it just for ourselves.
  16. bro nice topic..... love my language ... Our language is our soul We use language to express all that we are. It is the tool by which we communicate everything from scientific principles to gossip and idle banter. Our means for expressing love and hate, despair and joy ­ it is intrinsically tied to the heights and depths of our emotions. We revel in its beauty using it to create poetry, drama and literature. It unravels our knowledge of the past and weaves our dreams for the future. Our language expresses not just what we think but how we think. It expresses not just what we are saying but who we are. A people's language is a priceless treasure and no culture can survive without it. see yaah
  17. brota that was a nice one thank you for sharing with us ..... you know that is true .... if they don't like you thay call terrorists... are they ready to bomb Iraq? wich one is going to be Iraq or north korea?
  18. sita Let me tell u what makes me PROUD. Abayoo,and abowee or walaal, walaalay or ina habayar or ina atteer are my favorite words and jubo and hassen adan samatar and hibo nuura and AXMED ALI CIGAAL " SOO, GABAGABEE" FARTUUN BIRIIME OMAR YARE OMAR DUULE SAHARA AHMED favourite singers.SISTA WE HAVE SOME INCAMONN. CANJEELO AND XALWO BUSKIT, MOFO SHAAHI COOTGAC,BARIIS BAASTO,YAM YAM ARE MY favorite FOOD..ME AND MY COUSIN WHEN WE GOING TO THE MOVIES THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.... THIS LOVELY BROTA CALLED AHMED WHEN HE CALLED ME INA ATEER THAT IS EVERY TOUCHING MY HEART..
  19. I believe in magic in the most vaguest sense of the word. I don't believe in the Harry Potter type of magic, nor do I believe in faeries. (Though I used to) But I do believe that some things happen that just... are completely spectacular, spontaneous, out of line even. Wonderful or miraculous. I believe in divine magic- magic that comes from God, not wizards. Some things are so bizarre they can only be explained by saying "Its magic!" I believe in magic, the magic of love. Because there is no reason to love, it's just a thing that happens no matter how much you don't want it to, and it makes you feel so good inside. I'm not just talking about boy/girl love, but about the love between friends and family as well. You can't pick who you fall in love with, whether it be that cute boy next door, or the ugly guy from across town. You can't chose your family, but they will love you and you will hopefully love them. That's the kind of magic that I believe in . your sista...... fire eyes
  20. iam always as myself Why It's Great To Be A Man? they ian't better than a women......... anyways this is Top 30 Reasons ..... 1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 6. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 7. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night. 8. Chocolate is just another snack. 9. You can be president. 10. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 11. Foreplay is optional. 12. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 13. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 14. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut. 15. The world is your urinal. 16. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 17. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 18. Same work... more pay. 19. Wrinkles add character. 20. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 24. Princess Di's death was just another obituary. 25. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 26. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 27. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. 28. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. 29. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 30. One mood, all the time. salaam you 'll
  21. I must say that i believe that Ali is the greatest fighter of his time! But now there are so many new guys fighting i am not sure who is really todays greatest! is it Wlad, Tyson, Roy Jones Jr.???? ect !!??? Please help me out on this one i am not sure any more just finished reading "Ring's" recent magazine and they posted the same question, "Who will be the fighter of the year for 2003". The results were as follows: Oscar De La Hoya: 5 votes Roy Jones jr.: 3 votes Vernon Forrest: 2 votes Personally I believe it all depends on what fights can be made. In other words: If Jones vs Hopkins is made (unlikely) the winner will be fighter of the year. If De La Hoya vs Forrest is made, the winner will be fighter of the year. If Lewis vs Wlad is made, the winner will be fighter of the year. But rather than wait for these fights and fighters to make up there minds, I'll easily cash in my vote for, Arturo Gatti and Micky Ward - Hands Down!
  22. Acuudu bilaah... she was crazy.. why is she looking siinah when you have a Halaal marriege?????????bismilaah tumar kii waywaa sheen allaah halp us..... is she was a somalin brota ?.......... :confused: :confused: :confused:
  23. A Heart in Waiti Why can't I find my one and only? The one who will make me happy, The one who will never leave. Is love only for the lucky and the strong? Is it not meant for me? Maybe I found him, But let him go, Let him fade into the past. Could it be that he's still out there? Hiding somwhere in the sands of time, Perhaps he's waiting for me. Wishing for an eternal love. Only time will tell. Until then, My search will never end
  24. I'M SORRY I HAD TO WALK AWAY YOU ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT OTHER GIRLS, AND TURNED AROUND AND SAID I WAS YOUR WHOLE WORLD. SO WHAT WAS I TO BELEIVE? NOW I KNOW I WAS SO NAIVE. I HEARD SO MANY OF YOUR LIES, BUT I STILL STOOD BY YOUR SIDE. ONCE A LIAR ALWAYS A LIAR, AND SOON ENOUGH I GOT TO TIRED. I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE AT ONE POINT I HURT SO BAD, BUT YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ALL WE HAD. I DON'T THINK ONCE I CROSSED YOUR MIND, BUT BACK THEN I WAS JUST TO DAMN BLIND. NOW I FINALLY CAME TO SEE, WITHOUT YOU I AM EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE.