Ibtisam

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  1. Tandem Skydives - from up to 13,000 feet! Our most popular course - and one that is guaranteed to get the adrenaline flowing! You will exit the aircraft securely strapped to the front of your Instructor who will control the free fall element of your skydive, open the parachute for you at around 5000 feet, and then steer your parachute safely back to the landing area for a soft controlled landing. If you're looking for fun and excitement then this is it! You may also elect to have a free fall cameramen jump with you to video or photograph your jump. Prices are as follows... £165 per person on Wednesdays and £200 per person on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Weekend and other group discount prices are as follows... 1 person attending on their own on any Saturday or Sunday £220 2 people attending as a group on any Saturday or Sunday £205 per person 3 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £195 per person 4 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £185 per person 5 - 9 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £175 per person 10 -14 people attending as a group at any time £165 per person 15+ people attending as a group at any time £155 per person All prices include the mandatory membership of the British Parachute Association and third party insurance cover for £2,000,000 as well a separate payment to the instructors who provide their services independendently. Air to air videos start from £80 and can be organised on the day. Alternatively you're welcome to bring your own cameras and film free of charge from the spectators area. Here we come. When Can we go???
  2. Since when did you care about Somaliland??? Miis anything to avoide the situation of Yey these days. P.s. The article was in the guardian.co.uk, Somaliland.org is just hosting it for news purposes and for their own use. P.s.s. You will become Riyaal's best friend if he blames Al shabab so maah?? sheeko sheeko caarurah
  3. ^^That was for sky diving. £49??? really so cheap, does that include medical insurance?? Lets go
  4. ^^I saw that, but I think we should wait few yrs first, it can mutate and come back as something worse, or other side effects. Certainly a break through.
  5. ^^^EU passport? I have queendha caas, I assume thats cool, also visas can be picked up in airports. Last week is fine, or first week Dec, I have to find a temp again. Spending money of about £150-£200, just enough so I don't have to fast Don't pick rainy or snow countries plz, some warm/sun
  6. ^^It is the role you forsaw yourself doing for Somalia, We had a discussion about it in another thread. Defence iyo security/ Attack As for the name, well I now who you are, someone pointed you out I'm only kidding, it is a common somali name, along with Abdi, but I like mohammed out of the two, a total random pick
  7. LOOL @ Kidnapping Val. ^^ Always knew you were nothing but a smelly student. Just can't hack work, can you? I am ignoring you old man, from now on. :mad: Sheh, I'm too poor- (I have to start saving to send people to Burco in Jan) so I will come if you can find a holiday (warm) for £200 (hotel &flight) otherwise I can't.
  8. ^^^LOOOOOOOL @ install nuclear warheads and a defensive shield on the border between SL and PL. LOOL Allah beerka! LOL
  9. I need a holiday, siidan sii maah
  10. ^^Aint been to starbucks since 2000, I've been clean for 8yrs. Okay so when is the go karting?? And Nehand and Faheema, when we going for our more exciting trip. I found one for £150, you pay installments pay 50% up front and 50% after (if we are still alive )
  11. :eek: OH LORD I made it to Sheh signature :eek: OH women, I never knew you spoke broke *** Arabic dee, when I read something, I first see if it has an english meaning, then somalis, then Bangali, then Arabic
  12. I'm in pain, have tons of work to do, and just got more as well, no food in the office, forgot to do my weekly shopping for it, I hate everyone, even the phone is annoying me, I want to sleep. On to good news, Terry rang and told me to collect my bank card, and I went, it was nice walk, it is even warm and sunny. Mashallah. alhumdulilah
  13. Ms DD, my edo mentioned it to me yesterday when I got home, she did not have a sex change, she was born with some genetic defects and is going through a conversion to one gender or another. MAy allah make it easy for her/him.
  14. ^^^Did you just call me a tit?? LOOOL Waaxa waalan.
  15. Malika, don't be so short sighted, I am trying to ensure everyone gets a fair deal, and to close of the road for accusations haadowto. Instead of complaining and yelling later, make the correction on regional disparities now and everyone is happy. I am happy to kick back and watch my boys rule, but I know xiin and Duke are going to have hard times ahead.
  16. Ngonge, sounds like you are going to have to bail me out via Dahabshill too Nuune, I should've done that, I was thinking about crying and acting hysterical, but I thought people might think Hijaabs are nuts, they cry and freak out over bank cards, bless them they don’t know the system yet
  17. ^^Your List is Somaliland bias. Ayoub, JB, North, Ngonge, Oodeweyne [hardcore Landers] Then you have Malika, Rudy and Xajji Xanduuf, who have a tendency to lean that way. The rest of Somalia is left with 5/6 representatives. P.s. I did not count Nuune iyou Nur because they are everywhere and nowhere. P.s.s. Please appoint my replacement Adam.
  18. ^^^For what and where? Sounds fine to me. Faheema LOL, your too fast, just get it sorted will ya LOl Lily I'm not sure about skiing, but I love iceskating.
  19. ^^^Everything is chip and pin, these days, unless he does one of those online transactions. In anyway case, I already told them I don't have my card, so if anything happens I aint paying!
  20. Ms DD :mad: Haa iila haadlin, ciil iyo caad wyena. Sayid, not everyone is like you, they don't all want to jump my bones. :rolleyes: So yes I gave him my number and he did say he would call once the branch closes. Salam AAliyah, it takes 10 working days to get a new card!
  21. Dear A&T First of all congratulation, I hope you will be successful in your position and will treat everyone equally and justicely. I would hereby like to withdraw from my current position of Difaaca iyo Weerarka. While I thank you for your appointment, due to several reasons I cannot participate. Firstly, a major shortcoming of mine, is my inability to follow order, answer to a high authority than mine or carry out missions I do not agree with. For this reason I fear if you give me this position, when we come to headlock and disagree, I will endanger your position and over throw you using the resources intended for defense and attack of outsider. In addition, as you are building a semi democratic government, you should appointment someone who is open to being fired, hired and moved around for the benefit of your government. Secondly, I would like to work independently of the government in interest and issue groups. Should we agree on something together, the government is welcome to work and help me with it, should they not, I will lobby, annoy and fight that cause. I will be the check and balance to test your resilience, patients, freedom allowed and ability for you and your government to compromise on issues of public interest. Lastly I would recommend that you appoint Adam Zaylac Mohammed for this position. I firmly believe he will be an assert to your government in strategy, education and character, Once again I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all the best. My only advise is; be nice to the maskeen, kind to orphans, helpful to the poor, educate the ignorant, don’t be a dictator, don’t misplace and misuse resources, don’t be an oppressor, and know when you have to let go of power, use power but don’t let it consume you and take over. I will be patiently watching Kind regards Lady Ibtisam.
  22. I hate HATE HATE the damn bank!!!! Errrg. :mad: I was speaking to someone on the phone :mad: and using the cash point, I absent mindedly walked away with out retrieving my card from the machine. A little man run after me to tell me, I went back to the machine, The machine must have taken it back when it timed out [or the guy who was telling i left it took it] I went inside the branch and wait 30mins!!! :mad: for someone to see me, the line was sooooooooo long and workers so slooooooooow. The *S***** man went around in circles, quizzed me like I was an alian, and the said "if your story checks out, we will call you to come and collect your card" :confused: say WHAt? I said what do you mean "checks" out?? He said "well this is what you are telling me, I have to see what the machine is saying, maybe it took your card for another reason" LOl I wanted to struggle him. I said "look, I need my card yeah, when you finish speaking to the machine and it confirms my story, call me so I can come and get my card.
  23. ++Faheema I will come with you and so would Nehand, can you find more info and book for us??? Petty please. Not the in door one! Sheh I am jumping ship to Faheema if she can pull his off. Go Faheema GO Go-Karting we can go any day, but I'm planning on become a fat little old lady, so I have to do all the exciting things or weight restricted things now dee
  24. ^^^Waar kaa daa, haa uu saadin! So what will happen after the capture all the land. I wonder if they have a plan?? Or will they just start fighting again?? Who is the head leader of Al shabab? I mean do they have a political structure that can function as a state. With out a plan, it will all fall down on its own. They need to place a structure and someone sort of order in each town before they move on. It will make life easier for them and the people. Wonder how Sharif fits into all this? Will they spare him? Let him and Co into the equation with their two faced peace talk campaign. There sure are some interesting developments, but Al shabab has lost a lot of creditability, and are so isolated, with so many enemies how will they survive let alone govern?