^^^If your type falls under the category of MAN, I have it in stock, just tell me your exact criteria and I will bring it to you. How easy could it possible be. I just want everyone to stop moaning about the lack of suitable man, and the lack of good sisters. I know plenty of each, it is about time you all meet. NB, first we have to see if you are good enough, this project is approved attendees only. So send on your CV and your expected criteria to be assessed. Refund if you don not find a farah that knocks you off your feet.

^^^You can say that again!! BOB: I realised they are only DREAMS and AMBITIONS. This world or the Somalis cannot be saved. It is heartach, headache and waste of time. From now on, it is me, myself and myfamily.

^^As I said, I'm hooking alot of people up en mass, it is my next project. Registration via PM when you are ready.

^^^What is so funny?? I'm serious!

^^^Girl, send me your registration PM. Anaga aya araganey everywhere, the EXIST! trust me on that one. You will be feeling dizz from all the beauties I bring together.

^^^That is because they are! For the last few years (2005) They have been eating and living like kings! The one at the front looks strange, looka t his arms :eek: That is not normal, it must be the angle. I don't see any weapons. :confused:

^^I guess you are a shishaholic then?? P.s.s. did you find the good looking guys yet, oh you still searching? Me and Ms DD and putting together a girl meets guy evening in few months time It is only £15 to registar.

^^NGonge has been to every shish spot in London. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Val LOOL @ "We'll choose the winner of the race by who makes the loudest screeching noises on the mic" HAHAHA LOL 20th confirmed by me too I'A. Faheema and NEhand what happened?

^^^I don't want a fake one from London yaa BG. I want one of the real deal pirate in operation. You see I have no time and patience to wait for you to perfect your skills. I want a ready pirate

On sunday, I was pulled, pushed and pulled again! Okay For the first time in life, and don’t ask what possessed me, but my dear friend was telling about this “really good conditioner” that makes your hair super good. I thought I would try it and Saturday night I call her and make an arrangement for her to come around the house on Sunday. Bless her Somali self, she made it to my house before the sunset. I on the other hand started parting and brushing my Afro at 3pm. By the time she reached my house, I was already tried and bored with them (they were blocking the TV!) In addition my hands were tired and my scalp hurt. Anyway, the sister came a long way and she was dragging a whole bag, What is that? I said :eek: She took out 2 bottles, and two big tubs! I said erm, did you bring me enough supple for a year? No, she said, we are going to use all this today. First we use the content of this tub, then we are going to wash it off, and then the content of the second tub and then wash it off, followed by the content of the bottles and then wash off. Oh Lord what did I get myself into. For the next two hrs, she pulled, push, brushed, washed, dried, brushed, pulled and washed. I tried to help, but by then my hands were so tired I could not lift them up to my head and my scalp hurt so much it was turning red. Not to mention we were starving. Half way through we realized it would’ve been easier to cut more than half off before conditioning, instead of doing the whole lot and then having a hair cut. But all great ideas come too late Anyway by the time we finished all the washing and condition, I could not bare to touch my hair and head, forget getting a hair cut, so I told her we’ll do the cut another day. Also, one side of my hair looks better than the other, because the conditioner was on there longer, (the first side, obviously as we were doing the other side) so I told her we would repeat that side at the same time. We went out to get something to eat, and I moan all night that my head hurt, my scalp was sore from all the pulling, I had a headache. Her and my other friend laughed and kept talking about no pain, no gain madness, but the end of the night, they were worried I was having a reaction. When I woke up on Monday, my shoulder blade were stiff, my arms hurt (new muscles!!) two days later they still do, I feel like I’ve been doing weigh lifting. My head still hurts, I was flinching involuntary as I tried to brush my hair just this morning. No, no, no, never again, I’m not doing the other side again, nor I’m ever going to bother them again, Allah tawabah. Thanks girls, but I can't Oh and yes the hair feel softer, nicer, easier to manage (well one side feels perfect) but the cost is too high. So there was a big gain, but too much pain. So girls, my question his what pain would you put up with for what gain??

Redsea in English please?

I need to find me a pirate kusband, brother can hook me up.

Salam everyone

^^Hence why I just said that! :eek: LOOOL @ Inciting violence :eek:

^^^Only with words please, no need to beat up the poor cashier at a regular branch

For those of you who bank with them, here is short letter for you to eidt to your style. Eric Daniels Chief Executive Lloyds TSB Bank plc 25 Gresham Street London EC2V 7HN Date: 14th November, 2008 Dear Mr Daniels, It is under unfortunate and distressing circumstances that I am writing this letter to you. I have learnt that Lloyds TSB Bank, with whom I have had a banking relationship with for over 7 years, is applying undue pressure on the Islamic Bank of Britain to cease all trading with Interpal (UK Registered Charity 1040094) by 10th December, 2008. I am appalled by this action as Interpal is involved in providing basic humanitarian relief to the Palestinian people and it concerns me deeply that Lloyds TSB, one of Britain’s most trusted brands, is taking such action against this Charity. The method in which this is being done is particularly disturbing as the Islamic Bank of Britain has been told that it risks the suspension of its other customer payments if it does not comply with the 10th December deadline. Lloyds TSB is Islamic Bank of Britain’s clearing bank and I feel that this action is practically holding them to ransom. As a person of Muslim faith I also view this threat against Britain’s only standalone Islamic Bank as an act of contempt against the British Muslim community and I never thought that a Bank like Lloyds TSB would resort to such action. I am aware that perhaps this decision was made without your knowledge therefore I felt it necessary to raise my concerns with you. I hope that you take the necessary steps to reverse this most erroneous of decisions and help re-assure British Muslims that Lloyds TSB is not unfairly targeting Muslim institutions. If the decision remains then I am afraid that I will no longer be able to bank with Lloyds TSB. I look forward to your response. Yours sincerely If you do not bank with them, then send one like this. Eric Daniels Chief Executive Lloyds TSB Bank plc 25 Gresham Street London EC2V 7HN Date: 17th November, 2008 Dear Mr Daniels, It is of great sorrow and in worrying circumstances that I write to you today. The issue that has caused these feelings within me is the conduct of Lloyds TSB Bank in relation to the Interpal case. Interpal (UK Registered Charity 1040094) is the UK’s main charity that supports the oppressed people of Palestine, providing humanitarian aid, medical supplies and educational help. I am utterly shocked and outraged to hear the news that Lloyds TSB has pressurised the Islamic Bank of Britain (IBB) to close Interpal’s account. The effects of this decision will severely jeopardise the contribution of vital aid to the needy people in Palestine. I am also appalled to learn that a well-known bank such as Lloyds TSB would hold the IBB to ransom by threatening the suspension of their other customer payments if the Interpal action was not taken by the 10th of December. What makes this situation even harder to bear is the startling fact that there was no justifiable reason given by Lloyds TSB for taking such a stance. I hope that Lloyds TSB take into consideration these views and concerns, by withdrawing the threats made to Interpal via the IBB, and reverse this incorrect decision. If however this decision is not reversed, at the very least a valid reason should be provided for taking these actions. I look forward to your response. Yours sincerely North, I'm glad you turn them down, they are hopeless most of the time Ngonge :cool: Go and send the letters old man. Khalid I could not agree more.

^^You sound like you are ready to crash him under your heels. Me thinks he needs a good lesson anyway P.s. So now I know your weak spot, giving you shisha and suuqa kugu sii daa, you'll be kill em

^^LOOOOL WOW You are getting brave online my dear. Paragon, you heard the girl, you up for it??? Mind your bones baal.

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Roasting LOOOOL Leave him alone, maskeen. In the good old days when my brother use to cook, when ever he cooked Pasta, he would throw it at the wall to see if is ready, and the damn wall would be full of pasta! :mad:

LOOOOL @ you guys. I think Nuune owes me, I found him his very own Nuuna!!!

Bil Kiss have you figured out how to use the PM thingy yet, you know you and this dude might need it soon

^^^LOOOL Well make some more, and this time stand over it, it is 4mins! LOL

^^^So have we, for girly things, like food iyo waax kaale. But this is the nor so girly things dee NB All the girls from SOL are self banned form those areas you menioned, Too many eyes, and farahs, too many questions, and bothering people, too many someones, who might know someone, who might know your next door somali lady. :eek: I aint been there since 1999, No way, no sir. BUt I do know few other indoor shisha places outside of that area and in non somali areas

^^^Just few loose ends. Lol @ burnt pasta, how does one do that, you mean wee kaa jilcidey!