^^MAshallah, yaani kuu caawryin, maybe a niqab and big big jalabib will do the trick. Oh now you drive so I'm glade you found a way out. Bisinka, where on earth do you live. :eek:

^^HE can't do it again, because the mistakes, first time around are haunting him! In addition the problems created by the experience. Also second time around is always harder than the first time, and finally the odds are stuck against him in every way, oh did I mention the old road is blocked, so he needs a new route to the one he took last time.

^^Faheem what do you think My dear sis^^?? please talk some sense in to this old man. Ngonge I think I found the solution, If I get Xiin and Che to agree to this Che releasing me from my promise the other day = £100 Xiin abandoning the Caravan = £150 Will you hold to your offer and send £250 via bank???

^^^How you is she gonna show you?? picture?? Yeah but $105 is like £70.

Ngonge, I’m sorry I can’t ask of the girls to do that which I won’t do my self. And I think your offer is morally corrupt.

Give me a better offer and I will consider, this one is just shabby dee!

^^^You did not say that! Ngonge dig the money! !LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL You are fab Serenity. Thanks

^^^LOL I cannot locate her these days, she's gone to hiding! Yes there is an auction, we are just not auctioning girls! LOL

Lily, do you see what I mean now; check Ngonge post above, right into the big road. :eek: Ngonge you are not that rich, £1,200, if I make all that happen! Your kids will starve for a month. Can you edit all that crab out please, haabaal maagac haa tiilin! :mad:

LILY, you are suppose to be on my side! Ok, Ngonge, how about, Lily and Ms DD, How much for them??? And yes that comment did get to me. Lily the small road takes you to the big road, once you start taking down the road of accepting things at a price, next time the price will be much higher. I am not going down this road- even for charity!

^^^You are well out of order, how is asking me to pimp my self a good deal. In what world is it a good deal?? P.s. What if I blackmail you with this, after all I am going to see your wife on sat?? ;D I can add some lies, wlaking, talking, acting lies that won't backfire

^^^No, even for £500, I hate social gatherings and bloody meetings in corners and streets and stations Waan kaa baaxeye. No deal on my side. P.s. What if I send Ms DD and another female?... she even looks like me P.s.s. If only I could be a gold digger. P.s.s.s This is so wrong NGonge! :mad: You should be ashmed!

^^Cool, Make sure you give them the right address dude! I'll bully them for the money if all else fails Which one £500 for dinner and Ms DD in a hot abaayah??

^^^There is nothing 'innocent' about guys Ngonge. Even I know that. Specially if they insist you come alone! £500? That is half your target. For that, I DEMAND to see Ms DD in her hot abaayah Ok you will see Ms DD in a hot abaayah as well then. Deal duuqa. I believe that is a fair deal. My target is £2000. North, you did not answer my question above?

^^It is sisters only, I asked him to send his eldest daughter and wife, the place is 5min walk from the new home! Ngonge: No deal. I'm not going to pimp myself, even for charity. Pluz I'm have to buy the meat, food, cakes and everything on friday, the event is on sat silly. How about this, you contribute £500 and I'll buy you dinner some other time. deal by this I mean, I send the food to your office/home

^^No, I want only people who will donate for the sake of Allah and not for hooking a brother up Acudubillah Eidt that please, it sounds like you are Shakes head Send the donation anyway dumashi

^^^Really Malika? People doubt his ability and capacity, whether he is a good man is neither here nor there. He took a long rout to try and find home, and the chances are he won't find it, nor can he control anything by the looks of the last few months. It is only the comfortable and ones like us who are privileged enough to be so far who can sit and WAIT for MONTHS even years for him and the likes to make up their minds and come to compromise. The endless meetings, peace agreements which no one agrees on and remained unsigned for months, 9month deadlines that don't being till they sign the ****** thing, which no one agrees on. By then maaxa haadeey?? Other than the privileged in the west who keep the money flowing and the so called leaders who of course all live outside. Iga taah. P.s. Need I mention that Al Shababaa was element of his creation?

^^I don't know how to that, but some of the non UK SOLers are sending money through Dahabshiil. I was just going to pick it up and add it to the money. :confused:

You mean some of you still believe that this Cravan is moving or hoping it might move. :confused: Surely not.

^^Do you have to ask^^?

^^It finishs at 7.30pm. I have a family wedding which I am trying to get out of If I manage to get out of it, we could. The Xalwad I sampled and it is so so yummy, and I'm not even a fan of xalwaad when do you finish your other thing? You can always drop in

Sheh, I don't bothered by anyone to be honest. I get the off the boat Asian dudes once a month and the African "Hello my sister" line whenever I go to certain areas. My only fan's seem to be Rasta guys and I don't see them often enough. Somali men just stare, maybe once a year one will ask me "are you Somali" to which I reply no and they let me be. Morning people. Some of your girls are just plain mean! LOOOL best skunk eye look with curled lip and raised eyebrow

^^Yes, I understand what you was asking him, and you did you own little showing off by expanding your request to page and half and then unreasonably asking for a yes and no response!. Fair is fair A&T, if you want a one word answer, then ask a one word question, go on?? I dare you They did not care about your treaty or question A&T, they are just picking up on your first comment about his lenghty responses and taking cheap shots at your expense, in your thread. Waaxas wa maaxey. :confused:

^^^Don't be silly, he does not need anyone to defend him, but I think he just does not like innu laa tirisaad people who simply cannot comprehend something as simple as different styles of writing. I am avoiding work and little bored, hence I can afford to humor them today. I’ve been seeing these same individuals in other threads crying about his English for a while now. I mean what is that all about, since when was political debates reduced to tit for tat about your English is better than mine.

^^^MA macnaah ya JB?