Ibtisam

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  1. LOOOL @ Iska ceelii your leg LOOOOL Malika I did, with extra jumps, hops and few other extra curriculum, I think I pulled something.
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    Backaches

    Red Sea, although the information you posted is correct, you are making a link, where no link exists. Backaches most women get regardless. Circumcision due to the problem you highlighted has the additional problems of urinary tract infections, and other sorts of infections as result, which can cause major damage and even death due the toxic waste going back into the body. The two are independent of each other. I made this thread in June, BG brought it back because he is in pain, but thanks for the advise people. Sheh, no thanks to cupping and what not. I did get a referral to a specialist, but it was in Ramadan and I missed the appointment. I am thinking of getting epidural injections for pain management. Castro’s link is mad LOOOOL
  3. Salam all, One leg is killing me as of last night And everytime I start making my morning tea, someone pops around the door, Ibti... :mad: then the water goes cold again :mad: I'm going to shout at the next one...
  4. ^^He is asking, because he was wondering why I refuse to read his threads, yet viewed this Akhass gayness. Nothing to do with Burco you paranoid freak!
  5. Ibtisam

    Mobile phones

    LOOOL, I'm going to quit, before I get myself in to some trouble. Therefore I will agree with you, well theoretically speaking that is, again I don't want my agreement come back on me in real life, in the form of an excuse for one.
  6. ^^Did not know what it was till I watched it.
  7. The black one is even wosre. Akhaas. EDIT.
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    Mobile phones

    ^^^LOOOl Waaxa waalan. People like to respond like with like dee
  9. ^^Did I miss a joke by any chance. Khalid, I see you also share the same trait of jumping to conclusion. However A&T is overall a good guy, if you are half as good as him, you are blessed. :cool: As for the business, I don't really care meeshad kaa timi, ciirka kaa so daac haad raabtidi, a viable good business is a business, your tuulo has no baring on it. As I said I'm waiting for you to show me what you got and CV.
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    Mobile phones

    You protest too much^ I don’t think you are after a bit of harmless fun. I think you are just setting foot in the market. However luck for you, even if I was to cup my hands over my mouth and shout in my best manly voice [i don’t want anyone to think I scream like a girl dee] and at the top of my lungs; Habloo beware, some serious hunting in progression, they will merely giggle, flatter and throw come hither glances, I doubt any will heed my warning or advise, therefore rest, and have no fear, there shall be no spoiling of fun, and second time victims. They shall continue to fall at your feet en mass, even when the lot of you become toothless old men. I heard a song on Universal Tv last night called "Raagu Naaga Jecela" by Sado Ali, I think she nailed it, from both angles.
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    Mobile phones

    Nikaan Ngonge meelkast iga xiidey! Everyone is too scared or unwilling to tell me anything because iska jooga! NGonge I am going to sue you :mad: Can you give your word and permission? You are forcing people to go on like an undercover brother and go underground in the world of PMs, disappearing from the face of trolling and speaking to me in public. I want you to stop controlling everyone and jeopardizing my conversation. :cool: Oodweyne, never mind, let it be so, I have been blessed with the ability to see a mans world and perspective by closing one eye and squinting the other, with this advantage I am able to predict and foresee common behavior and the same tired all practices. This allows me to sit back and watch the show, laughing my head off at beautifully played roles, at times with unexpected scenes and surprises, it never disappoints.
  12. Khalid it was fair assumption to make, but sorry if it was out of line. As for your age, clan. town, Erm erm, I did not ask P.s. I hope you are not going to start telling stories like A&T Otherwise we will be forced to think everyone from that town is a little off LOOOL @ Ambush marriage! HAHAH CL I do, I do, why would you think otherwise?
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    Mobile phones

    LOOOOOL @ Oodwyne, Ok okay, I will try to keep up, if nothing else, changing gears is good mind exercises I do have to see the "hipster of a young gun-about-town" in action. Do you dump down for them for example, or do you take your case with you and appear important and powerful [which would explain why they crowed around you] Miise you dress smart and stand with your back against the wall, utter under your breath and shaking your head at the sheer beauties on display, your business card in hand, JUSt in case one should look you way and hence giving you the green light to slip out before her and stand by door, she surely will need to go through to go out for some fresh air, or even possibly a lift home. Ngonge, LOL I agree.
  14. ^^^Did you just compare HT (as mad and misguided as they are) With BNB? I did not publish anything dear. There is an on going legal case.
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    Mobile phones

    Now I am trying to imagine Oodweyne “the player” [so to speak] LOL, How on earth I'm going to read your long serious post now, without the image of 10 little London girls batting their lashes at you, What can I say, a man will always run around in circles chasing women.
  16. Anyway, she's had her haircut now and she likes it. P.s. You have to understand a hairstyle is not just about the face, but the overall image and look, it will completely change how she looks. You have to take into account her upper body, size, weigh and style of dressing. While it may very well suit her face, I’m not sure about how it will look overall and nor are you. I think Rayan style draws attention to areas you simply do not want people looking at P.s.s. I will package your brother and hand over to Serenity. Freedom at last
  17. ^^They are not working you too hard by the looks of it either CL I have a big heart what are you taling about? ANd what on earth is ndoa ya mkeka??? Some sort of shujui magic :eek:
  18. ^^^No but the general expectation is thugs, and people who do not mix with the general mixed population, mostly isolated cases. But the list exposed people who were for example working on issues such as race and equality. The police structure is also known to be racist, but then to see how many serving officers are on the list.... P.s. Hopefully, some will leave their jobs as a result.
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    Mobile phones

    Originally posted by Oodweyne: ^^^Ibti, Adeer , you should see me attmpting to chat few fashionista Somali girls with my street wise north london lingo (particularly on Somali weddings, where this kind freshly flowers are to be found); and then nonchalantly asking their digits in turn (particularly when the wife is too busy with in the background with her attempt in helping the newly-wed)... Man, as they say, you would be surprise to know, that such good old Oodweyne of SOL could really have in it him, to pull all of the marriage-able young ladies in the vicinity to his hand (since I will have them eating from my expressive hands.. ) As they say seeing can be decieving, my dearest; and most defintely, internet personae are seriously decieving, to say the least... To: Mr. Nuune ; Adeer, Maandeeq, indeed way dhaqaqday... WOW Add a not so perfect post to my list of suprises today. WHAT is going on?? Are you on a break. MAshallah, yaani ku caawiriyin when they find out you are married. Take it easy atheer, your heartless soul!
  20. ^^^LOOOL, Well now you can check, just search his name on the list
  21. ^^Send me a picture. aaah you joined the bob crew, Ngonge must seen you out of the window! Well if you are happy with it, then thats it, congrats, go and show off your new hairstyle. But better buy a neck scarf, its freezing. don't know about the pop star comment, they mean as a compliment. Malika, I aint heard from the other one, but I'm fine, it is usual for me. LOL @ she works out.
  22. The Racist British National Party has lost its membership list - the whole thing has been published online. The list includes names, addresses, 'phone numbers and email addresses of all members up to September 2008. Many entries also contain more personal comments about jobs or hobbies. That's how we know that that BNP members include receptionists, district nurses, amateur historians, pagans, line dancers and a male witch. A spokesman for the BNP was unaware of the leak but didn't sound too surprised: "It wouldn't surprise me if someone has done this, but they'll be in trouble, not just under the Data Protection Act but also for contempt of court - there's an ongoing court case." UKIP recently rejected overtures from the BNP suggesting an electoral pact. Meanwhile, UKIP's most famous ex-member, Robert Kilroy Silk is currently strutting his stuff on I'm a Celebrity...while collecting his MEP salary of course. You can read the response of some outraged racists here ( https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32095749 &postID=30068178538190898 2). The most poignant comment is that of an anti-facist who says "I hope that each and everyone of you now feels what it is like to live with constant fear of the intimidation and victimisation caused by racists and narrow minded people like you." The list was originally published on this website http://bnpmemberslist.blogspot.com/ but the website was removed at 0030, 19th November. Copies of the list are flying around the internet and have been published in their entirety by the famous wikileaks website http://wikileaks.org.uk/leak/bnp-membership-list.t xt HAHA
  23. ^^Do you apply that logic in clan conflicts, and then within your clan, the family, and then within that the immediate family... Supporting cidydaan is what got somalia in the mess to start with.!
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    Mobile phones

    I don't know what shockes me more; the fact Oodweyne has a phone, or he has a ring tone, OR that he posted in the general section :eek: WOW Khalid,
  25. ^^ERM, Serenity does not have such huge neck and big bones, nor is her face as big as this women. P.s. What is wrong with her arms in this picture!?