Originally posted by Qac Qaac: lol@ suju.. waan ku jeclahay too. marka duqda ga' iga siiso nooh. Soomaali waxee dhahaan "AF CAYTAMO NINKIISUU KU YAALAA" so i wont stoop to your level and call you names because i am better than that since i happen to be a "SUJUU". by the way you should start listening to Country music as Rap is not for you.

Originally posted by raula: Waryaa MKORINO (aka Somalisijui)wacha VEVE jamani. Walaahi una kichaa-nafikiri ile 2months kwa MATHARE NORTH imekuzidishia jo! LooooooooooooooooooL@Raula, Walaahi nime ista ajab na hawa walendo kwa sababu wana fuata fuata huyu mischana maskini na wana sumbua sana. hawana haya,labda wana penda lakini hawa jui how to approach yeye . afadali sisi wa Sijui kwa sababu atleast we head straight to the point. Niaje wewe, nikona fresh kilo tatu kangeta na nataka niende Kariobangi sasa lakini sina pesa ya Matatu na hawa wakanga hawa kubali Sare' moja,sijui inta fanya aje.nipe 5 Bob jo tafadali

Originally posted by Gediid: Sujui with a settlement like that you could get a thousand operations just incase the first few do not work.......... Brother Man, Don't worry i will add your name to my WILL so that you could be my beneficiary but only on one condition though. you have to remarry my wife,yep the same one who Bruce Lee'd my little Johnny .

Mansoor, i knew your (strong black coffee buddy) (i can't say his name)was addicted and obsessed with OG_Girl but now i see you also caught the symptom as you keep on stalking her and quoting her even when you don't understand a word of what she said. if i am not mistaken in another post you were on about how you love your cousin sister and stuff...now let me ask you this how would you feel if another stalker harassed her like you are doing right now to OG_Girl? what is whith all these hypocrisy and the double standard? treat every girl just like you would have wanted your sister or cousin to be treated. P.S you don't have to pay me for the advice as it is free of charge

You could have made your point without the picture as there was no need for you to expose her like that. Ngonge,Ume Gongwa na mti kwa kichwa nini,Niaje Beste? :confused:

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: woow suju u impressed me, i am patiently waiting for the day you would finally return the favour. . by the way i see you have finally covered your Bidaar ,i didn't know you were that sensative

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Somali suju, atleast i have a country and Kenyan ppl know that i am from somali.. You can't be from Somali but Somalia . I am sorry,would you refresh my mind if i don't seem to recall a country called Somalia anymore? Kenyan people also know that you are the worst enemey of your own "country" as you looted and destroyed whatever little there was. next time you want to take a swing at Sujuus (it's Sijui by the way)try to stick to the reality as you don't have a country to call home . God Bless My Beloved Garissa.

London - A 100-year-old retired English butcher walked free from court on Thursday after a judge ruled that he had slit his disabled wife's throat in "an act of love". Bernard Heginbotham pleaded guilty to the manslaughter of his wife Ida, 87, after he learnt she was to be moved from the nursing where she was being cared for. When police arrived to arrest Heginbotham the same day, they found he had attempted suicide. Mrs Heginbotham had gone through several such moves, and prosecutor Hilary Banks acknowledged her husband had felt increasing distress. "He admitted that he went to the home with a weapon and injured his wife which resulted in her death. He didn't want his wife to be moved again and didn't think she was going to receive the care he wanted her to have," Banks told the court. Preston Crown Court in the northwestern county of Lancashire handed down a 12-month community rehabilitation order on Heginbotham, who sobbed as the sentence was read out. During the trial the former butcher said he had enjoyed 67 years of "joyous" marriage with is wife, during which they raised six children. Ida Heginbotham was found by care home staff with a single knife wound to the throat after the daily visit from her husband on April 1 this year. She had become dependent on her husband after being hurt in several falls. As her condition deteriorated she needed specialist care and was moved between numerous care homes. Passing sentence, the court said Heginbotham had acted in desperation "in an effort to end her suffering while you were under intolerable pressure. "It was in truth an act of love and I have no doubt you suffered a medical disorder at the time and the responsibility which you bear is substantially reduced," Judge Leveson said. He expressed concern at the way Ida Heginbotham had been moved between homes. There has been repeated criticism in England and Wales of state-provided care for the aged. Homes have been forced to turn away patients as a result of new regulations, seen by many as nitpicking.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: OG girl, if i was u, i wouldn't say one word. what is ur latest lame, semi-men. Semi-Men is a Chinese slang word which means Some one who is bully and picks on a person who is young enough to be his last born daughter . P.S no need to thank me,you know i will always be here for you to guide you through

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: questions. what is open minded? Answer:Open minded is some one who is completely the opposite of you. P.S You must be an open minded to keep such a name like yours .

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: flirting and islam, flirt with men, and ask is flirting haram. some ppl just amaze me all the time. get ur fatwa from DA. Brother(That name again ) do you expect me to believe that you didn't flirt with Mama Njoroge? what is with the double standard Playa . and don't worry your secret is safe with me

Originally posted by Gediid: Ouch hadana ouch oo ouch......See what you have done Sujiu,you know putting thoughts in nice Mali women.Dont wish for what you cant handle......You might just be the first sujui Bobbit.... Just incase you haven't heard mine is insured Bro just like J-Lo's rear end and any Lady who messes with it should expect to cough around $1,000,000,000.00 depending on my mood.

Our own brothers and sisters are dying the most painful death everyday while we are busy fighting amongst each other because of in the name of TRIBE. we let those poor brothers and sisters of ours down because we abandoned them and left them in the hands of this vulture called Ethiopia. May Allah ease their pain and suffering as there is nothing more painful than to be denied your freedom to live in peace and harmony. OG_Girl, thanks sister for bringing this to our attention.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: waraa SUJUU... maxaa tiri. relax kulahaa maxaa kuula eka hay, sheeg aa. kaalay nin yoho, maxaa waaye dadkaan aa adiga madax da u tahay, oo badan oo meesha ku soo faafay ayaamahaan. before it was somali arabs, now is somali sujuis looool. waraa adi isbaramuuto cab. the reason we are all here is because today is 21st October just after July 1st and we are celebrating . come and drink Mama Njoroge's tea instead not coffe but Tea.

Originally posted by maansoor: Qac Qaac war yarkaan xooga oo cusbo ah ayuu sheekadiisa ku daray hahahahahahahaha Ohh my friend has finally proven to me that he has a sense of humour. i told you Black Cofee is good for you, didn't i?

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: I lived in Gaarisa and i never seen ocean, see, or even river.. maybe different gaarisa u r talking about. ama xooga waa noo qarisay. when you were in Garissa you had no papers so all you did was remain indoors as you were scared to get caught and be deported back to Ifo Refugee Camp where you had 16 cards ! by the way do you know the difference between a sea and a river? Just checking Mzee.

Hong Kong - A Hong Kong restaurant has paid compensation to a customer who developed a food phobia after finding a cockroach in his congee, a news report said on Thursday. Li Sheong-tek claimed he was unable to face eating noodles or congee - a thick soup-like broth popular in Chinese communities - after his experience in the Law Fu Kee Noodle restaurant. Li had ordered a bowl of mixed-meat congee and found a cockroach in it when he tried to spoon some of it into his mouth in March this year. He sued the restaurant for US$6 500, saying he had suffered depression and anxiety as well as a "noodle and congee phobia", the South China Morning Post reported. Legal proceedings were halted on Wednesday after Li agreed to an out of court settlement. Neither party would reveal the amount of compensation the restaurant paid.

Bangkok - They have been boiled, fed to ducks, even attached to hot air balloons and cast into the night sky - when it comes to permanently depriving a cheating lover of a recently severed p@nis, the imagination of the wronged Thai woman knows few bounds. Thailand has become the world centre of p@nis reattachment surgery, but then it has been forced to be. While not unique to the kingdom, p@nis severing has been honed here to its most devastating effect through a mixture of infidelity, assertive womanhood and a national cuisine that lends itself to a kitchen full of sharp knives. The men are now fearful of a rash of Thailand's most notorious crime of passion, according to the surgeon who has stitched back many a male member for grateful patients. Sitting in his office at Bangkok's Paolo Memorial Hospital, surgeon Surasak Muangsombot recalled how he re-attached his first phallus in 1978 and soon discovered that p@nis hacking was a peculiarly Thai form of sexual violence. Since then Sweden has had three cases, the US two - including the notorious case of John Wayne Bobbitt who returned from surgery to star in porn films - and one in Australia. In the same period, Muangsombot's team alone has operated on 33 cases and many more have been reported. Tradition of polygamy Doctors and psychologists blame the attacks on a mix of Thailand's tradition of polygamy, which was banned about 100 years ago but still persists, and the fact that the phallus is revered as a symbol of power and fertility. The phenomenon has become so widespread that doctors have had to keep up with increasingly inventive and angry wives and lovers who want to prevent the offending item from being reattached. The latest case was reported on Tuesday when a 29-year-old farmer in northeastern Thailand was admitted to hospital with a severed p@nis, claiming that his wife kicked him Bruce Lee style. The couple had fought, she then denied his requests for sex and kicked him when he complained, according to him. Such was the length of her toe nails, she severed his penis. Thai psychologist and media commentator Doctor Wallop Piyamanotham said the practice stemmed primarily from the outlawed, but flourishing, Thai habit of keeping secret wives. "Before a man could have many wives but later we followed the western law of one man one wife, but men still act the same and have many wives so the only revenge open to the wife is to cut off his p@nis," Piyamanotham said. Doctor Muangsombot said despite the damage done to patients, the recovery rate is surprisingly high. He said it was now possible to make replacement p@nises from arteries and skin taken from other parts of the body that could be inflated with pumps, but warned men who insist on being unfaithful to follow a few golden rules. "If you have a mistress they (wives) will get mad and cut it any time, so make her very happy, always carry a thermos to put it in and keep the name of a good doctor close by," he said. :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by A_Ladiif: Why are you calling us WALENDOZ wewe Mkamba or should I say Murume? Clearly your Swahili is very limited if you think the word "Mlendo or Walendo" is caay! Lord Have Mercy On you. P.S I am Kisii

Cairo - A university professor in Helwan, south of Cairo, demanded a divorce after discovering on his wedding night that his bride was bald, the local al-Akhbar newspaper said on Wednesday. Al-Akhbar said that Helwan police were investigating the professor's "strange report". The 40-year-old groom complained that his 34-year-old bride, also an academic, managed to fool him during the seven months they were engaged by wearing a wig of "long voluminous hair". "On their wedding night, the bride went into a deep sleep and the wig slipped. The groom woke her up, screaming at her," al-Akhbar said. The professor demanded an annulment and a waiving of any rights for the bride for "fraud and deception".

OG_Girl, ******ia is not only "your"land but every living somali male and female's land and it is in each and every Somali's responsibility to stand up for that land as it is our land. but just incase if you are wondering i represent Garissa the greatest city in the whole world.

Originally posted by Jumatatu: Hongera semeji...! Ssijui ile mambo za chumba-ndogo ume maliza aw bado inaku sumbuwa...? Niaje Beste, ume zaliwa jumatatu nini?LoooooL Rafiki wangu nime maliza sasa hifi lakini nikona mpango ingine,wewe subiri tu sawa.

Originally posted by maansoor: these socalled facts are ridiculous!!! waste of mind space if you ask me. Brother(you are a brother right?) i am sorry if i forgot to add you in my list but i promise to do so in my future ones. by the way what is that on your head? blimey,i didn't know you had a kipara beste wangu. tuonana kwa sokoni.

Originally posted by maansoor: somalisijiu: the more you open your mouth, the more I come to think you're not even a Somali! Just a small example: you must be the biggest hypocrite i ever had the misfortune of coming across and if i were you (i am glad that i am not)i would choose my words carefully and try to focus on the topic rather than the man! by the way did you know if we were in a military camp i could have you arrested for talking to a senior officer while picking on your nose? you are so eager to praise your cousin and on the other hand you keep on putting down the other girls in every topic you gate crash into.

Originally posted by SHOOBARO: quote:15-More than 99.9% percent i need to go to bed. i only agree with this fact 100% wale iyo bile Shaqa la'aantu waa dhibaato asxantu make sure you brush your teeth and don't forget to take a Wudu (WEESO)and pray for yourself,your parents and Somalia and every Somali person. Ishia Sasa Mlendo.