wewe umetupa mbao, La haja huja bila shika.

, Am asking this because its worrying me,can someone just tell me how they see,Is it OK 4 white fellas 2 marry our somali sisters take as their women,and will their kids be white or somali,no hard feelings for those already in relatioships.

WALALAYAAL WAXAAN HAWADA INII SOO MARINAYA SALAN DIRAN OO KASHKA IYO LAABTA KASOO GO`DAY GARISSA WAA GOB GARISSA WAA GURI GEESI GARISSA WAA GHEYI SOMALI GARISSA WAA GEEBI WEBI GANANE GARISSA WAA HOME OF GREAT GUYS GARISSA WAA GABIIB GARISSA WAA GURI GENYO GARISSA WAR U GURA! GUYS I LOVE THIS GREAT CITY WITH ITS VARIOUS SANDY BEACHES, THE CREEKS AND THE DASHEEKS, THE NATURAL HABOURS ALONG THE BANKS OF EAST AFRIKA`S BIGGEST RIVER. THIS WONDERLAND RIVER PORT HAS THE BIGGEST CATTLE AND CAMEL MARKET IN THE WORLD. THE FAMOUS GSA MELONS. THIS CITY OF SMILING PEOPLE IS TODAY PROBABLY THE MOST VIBRANT SOMALI CITY.LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO SAY BOUT THIS BEUTIFUL SOMALI CITY. [ June 17, 2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: Libaax-Sankataabte ]

hiyah!thika hope u r doing ok,as jamal said the best place you can get ass.. is the BBC,insha-allah utafaulu,this is 4 jamaal....west london? aisee mbona inakaa ninakumesea[lol]anyway did you see my article in the {General}bout why do they hate us? ndugu ningependa nijui kama we know each other.peaceeeeeee.

hiyah!thika hope u r doing ok,as jamal said the best place you can get ass.. is the BBC,insha-allah utafaulu,this is 4 jamaal....west london? aisee mbona inakaa ninakumesea[lol]anyway did you see my article in the {General}bout why do they hate us? ndugu ningependa nijui kama we know each other.peaceeeeeee.

Balaaayo balaayo? i like that sis,N'way did i see yo'name somewhere? coz it sounds familiar......see-yah

huh!lots of love for all of you sisters out where,its tru that there is lots of love in this place, 4 you Ailto dont know what say coz us guys dont hate nobody,infact we welcome lots of brothers from som,finally to silent-sis i think u can see who is still after me walalo[ha!ha!ha!]so sis as you said you'll protect me from anyone who......i guese you know? see-yah

Kisha,thanx and for u loudy[ooops sorry,silent sis]your hug ok lets say,u dont want any 1 to see which web site you are visiting....ha!ha!ha!got yer...n way thanx guys.

OOPSS! i wish i would have able to help you out walal,but am sorry dont know anything bout cameras & films,i hope there are bro/sis out there who can help you out,for me its only that the name thika attracted me,welcome bro to somalis only known online, karibu.

OOPSS! i wish i would have able to help you out walal,but am sorry dont know anything bout cameras & films,i hope there are bro/sis out there who can help you out,for me its only that the name thika attracted me,welcome bro to somalis only known online, karibu.

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it. It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?" She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"

Women need role model in science and engineering. Despite effort to intrest young women in science and maths,female enrolement at tetiary level engineering and science is low. As a society we need to encourage young women to take up maths & sciences in schools. Walidka should stop saying maths is only for boys,so our sisters should have equal oppotunity with their brothers.

Now i know am not an expert many things,but i consider myself 2be a WORLD authority when it comes to HUGS,as i have experience everyone-from a squeeze to a bear hug,i can interpret any message from "i would like to get to know you better"hug,"i feel i know you better already"hug and "ican't wait to get your clothes off"hug and "to get lost"hug,so ladies com gimme a hug....NB;sorry didn't mean to hurt anyone guys.

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless Dear Clueless: Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore. Abby

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! -Darla Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend. (But I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L. Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. -Sam Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your goodest inventions. -Ruth M. Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Naomi Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers under her dress. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, "If that thing was full of ice cream, I'd eat every bite." Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what her husband was going to do about it. The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted. The wife became hysterical, and insisted on knowing why he didn't go down to the shop and punch the rude salesman right in the nose. "Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons I won't punch that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn't have even been shopping for shoes, since you have a whole wardrobe full of them. Secondly, you have no business going shopping with no knickers on. But most of all, I'm not going to punch anyone who's big enough to eat that much ice cream!"

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?" GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to create." So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that Adam so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?" "Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"

oohh!my god,sista that waz just too cool,i dont even know what to think about,keep them coming gal.

wow,you guys are cool,am not only happy but also impressed by the replys igot, am sorry that i didn't respond 2 you all fast,coz i wasn't feeling well,n'way i thank you all folks[ha!ha!Gbush]Entrepreneur,Silent sis,Shujui[sijui]Hijab sis,Infatua,OG-gal,Shyhem,and lastly but not least,RAULA,I tell u all Ahsanteni/shukran/mahadsanid/gracio/thanx.

Am sorry folks that was meant for jokes,anyway ihear man u has singed Ronaldinho.....what a joke? this fellows of old trafford are doomed wit the $9m they paid 4 his servises is wasted,so see-yah till next time.

Now i know am not an expert many things,but i consider myself 2be a WORLD authority when it comes to HUGS,as i have experience everyone-from a squeeze to a bear hug,i can interpret any message from "i would like to get to know you better"hug,"i feel i know you better already"hug and "ican't wait to get your clothes off"hug and "to get lost"hug,so ladies com gimme a hug.......

that was cool silent sister you must be very creative walalo....keep them coming....

thanks folks am impressed by the replys igot, i think now i know that am a true & original somali.

Assalaam Aleikum,brothers $ sisters,there something which is disturbing me, our fellow somaalis from the horn are always disowning us dont know why yet were are yo'fellow som no matter what tribe,the name you see above sijui is a swahili word,meaning dont know, thats what we are called by our brothers,its not our wish to be born in kenya,tanzania,ethiopio,japan or even somalia it was our grand grand fathers who choose to there,so walalayaal lets be united and be one somali hence no more sijui or mlendo,refugee,thanks you very much.assalam aleikum.