looool

lol@nova, my love for the game is endless lol

I'll be moving down soon so any recommendations as to any good teams that may be worth playin for in sat/sun leagues? Those with lenient medicals will be more acceptable as i'm carrying 2 injuries. Plus any forthcoming tournaments etc. Plz let me know!

move to the US of bloody A? dont tink they will let me into the country with my record!

Dont worry sistas, I love all of ya, <<<<gettin in the good books!

nin yaaban, thats very true, but like all britains (i dont consider myself one)they just accept it and get on with life. This time last year i was working on a building site in those small potacabins with one small fan between 3 of us, that is what u call unhealthy working conditions. I never complain about the weather, i just make the most out of the limited good days we get in the uK!

^^^^lol, plenty of apple juice for me,my arms have gone black!

damnnn it hooooooot! is all good tho i'm still my hols, wots ppl been doin in this crazy mid 30 degree heat. Advice drink loads of fluids, dont wanna my fellow nomads gettin sun stroke, that would be embarassin! Siesta time....... peace

ameen

me is traditional, aparently!

gr8 post, but i have some reservations about the site! has the capacity to corrupt ones beliefs i feel!

like veron contributed alot to the team anayway...he didnt do ish except for a handful of performances in the CL, the best passer of a ball tho!

moja, r u erious? 10 miles? or 10 minutes?lol maan that champ manager game is addictive to say the least, i have been avoidibg playing that cos once i start, i know i will not even leave the house!

i'm just lookin 4ward to that turkey vs england match,lol that will be hectic!!!! come on England (me is a former holigan)

as a liverpool fan and after the shockin season last year, i aint sayin nada!!!! seria a, juve are need to strengthen more to retain the title. Totti will be running round with his hair band no doubt but he wont be lifting a thing. La liga, this will be an interesting year Prem-mmmmn no comment

apart from fball and bball, i be eatin or sleepin!

A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis. The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your w*nker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?" The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and told him this account: "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately. One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!

lol@ 11 and 14.....

^^^^^lol, that is bad, pee pants lol, wot can i say, dirty old london eh!

ok, imagine this Yr on the champs elleze in central paris, there is this huge crowd watchin this clown, the clown is standing perfectly still and will not move even if u try to distract him somehow, i'm there with all my college freinds, so i think to myself go and try sumthing to distract this clown, i stand infront of him and look straight into his eyes for like 10 seconds,now remember theres like 300 ppl watchin, i could see he was gettin pissed off at me, so what does he do? he tries to grab my crown jewels infront of all these ppl, i ran like carl lewis down that huge street just to get away from that piece of......., and the whole strett is laughing at me, lool, that was embarassin!

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lol@stiill flying, u made that taxi drivers day!

Quote by Barwaaqo: I've seen it a lot of times and I still cry at the ending. All good movies have a sad ending. Still Flying, i also enjoyed double take,specially when they ordering food on the train,lol! As for recommending a movies, i'm useless, apart from ones already mentioned, Le Haine (french), City of God, Barbershop, Blow, Snatch, Rush Hour 2 in Somali (looooool)!!!!!!!!

lol at legend.....gotta fight for yr place bro......football be my middle name.......if i could marry the game, i would lol!

IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF JUM'AH ( FRIDAY ) Every Muslim should prepare for Jum'ah from Thursday. After `Asr on Thursday one should increasingly read Istighfaar etc.... That person shall obtain the most benefit of Jum'ah who awaits it and prepares for it from Thursday. Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said: " The best day of the week that the sun rises on, is the day of Jum'ah." The night of Jum'ah ( the night between Thursday and Friday ) is more blessed and the day of Jum'ah is most blessed. Friday is the best among all days. Friday is an Eid for this Ummah. Adam ( R.A. ) was created on Friday, He was granted entrance into Jannah on Friday, He was descend into Earth on Friday, He died on Friday, Qiyaamah will also take place on Friday. Amongst the seven days of the week, Friday is the day when Allah's special mercies are granted. It is a day of gathering for the Muslims and rewards are increased. Many great events took place on this day, and yet take place. Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said the one who recite Darood Shariff a thousand times on Friday, will not die till he/she sees his place in Jannah during his life times. Hazrat Abu Saeed khadri ( R.A. ) says that the Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : "Whoever recite Suratul-Kahf on Friday (the night between Thursday and Friday) enjoys the illumination between two Fridays." ( Nasai ) Hazrat Abdullah Bin Umar ( R.A. ) says that the Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that: "Whoever recites Suratul-Kahf on Friday, will enjoy a light shining from his feet to the heaven and will have his sins forgiven committed between the two Fridays." ( Ibn Marduya ). It is reported from Hazrat Abu Huraira ( R.A. ) that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : "Whoever recites Suratul-Ham-Mim Dukhan on Friday, ( the night between Thursday and Friday ) enjoys the prayer of 70,000 angels for his forgiveness and gets all sins forgiven." ( Tirmizi ). Hazrat Abdulla Bin Abbas ( R.A. ) says that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said That : "Whoever recites Surah Aale-`Imran on Friday, angels enjoy the divine shower of salutation on him till sunset." ( Tibrani ). Al Isbahaani reports from Ibn Abbas ( R.A. ) that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) said : "The one who performs 2 raka'at after Maghrib on Friday night ( the night between Thursday and Friday ) and reads in every rakaat once Suratul-Al Fatiha and Suratul Zilzaal ( Iza zul zilatil Ardhu ) 15 times, Allah will ease for him the Sakaraat of Death ( the moment of death ) and will save him from the punishment of the grave and make easy for him the crossing of the Siraat. Hazrat Abu Amama ( R.A. ) says that the Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : "The bath of Friday, pull out every sin of the man from its root. ( Tibrani ) Hazrat Abu Huraira ( R.A. ) says that the Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : "whoever goes out for Friday prayer after making proper ablution and listen to the sermon quietly sitting, get all his sins forgiven not only from one Friday to the next, but also the sins of three days more." ( Muslim ) Hazrat Abdullah Bin Masud ( R.A. ) reports that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) had said : "The order of sitting before Allah will be just as order of attendance on Friday. Whoever comes first in mosque on Friday will have his seat nearest to Allah, the second one will have the second seat and third one will have the third seat and fourth one will also not be very far from Allah." ( Ibn Maaja ). After the Jum'ah Salaat read as follows : Surat ul-Fatiha 7 times, Surat ul-Iklaas 7 times, Surat ul-Falaq 7 times, Surat un-Naas 7 times. Allah will protect the reciter from evil until the next Jum'ah.