silent sistah, i truly understand wot yr sayin, alot of our ppl r just not worth it, the lies, the jelousy, xanta, munaafaqnimada, but just deal with it at yr own pace, need help and advice we here 4 ya!

*YELLOW* You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship. lol, yeah right!

safe bro, i used to train with a few teams down there but never played for any, this time i feel like playing! wot about the somali teams?

lol@shujul and raula shuji,bres smellin funky like last weeks football socks....loooool joka! maan i have next door neighbour, in and out of prison type nigga,i walk out the house, he be sat in his garden, readin the sun and blazin sum smelly ish and hes like, ey yo ......... wot u sayin,u wanna blaze this? I say nah bruv of course

looool

lol@nova, my love for the game is endless lol

I'll be moving down soon so any recommendations as to any good teams that may be worth playin for in sat/sun leagues? Those with lenient medicals will be more acceptable as i'm carrying 2 injuries. Plus any forthcoming tournaments etc. Plz let me know!

move to the US of bloody A? dont tink they will let me into the country with my record!

Dont worry sistas, I love all of ya, <<<<gettin in the good books!

nin yaaban, thats very true, but like all britains (i dont consider myself one)they just accept it and get on with life. This time last year i was working on a building site in those small potacabins with one small fan between 3 of us, that is what u call unhealthy working conditions. I never complain about the weather, i just make the most out of the limited good days we get in the uK!

^^^^lol, plenty of apple juice for me,my arms have gone black!

damnnn it hooooooot! is all good tho i'm still my hols, wots ppl been doin in this crazy mid 30 degree heat. Advice drink loads of fluids, dont wanna my fellow nomads gettin sun stroke, that would be embarassin! Siesta time....... peace

ameen

me is traditional, aparently!

gr8 post, but i have some reservations about the site! has the capacity to corrupt ones beliefs i feel!

like veron contributed alot to the team anayway...he didnt do ish except for a handful of performances in the CL, the best passer of a ball tho!

moja, r u erious? 10 miles? or 10 minutes?lol maan that champ manager game is addictive to say the least, i have been avoidibg playing that cos once i start, i know i will not even leave the house!

i'm just lookin 4ward to that turkey vs england match,lol that will be hectic!!!! come on England (me is a former holigan)

as a liverpool fan and after the shockin season last year, i aint sayin nada!!!! seria a, juve are need to strengthen more to retain the title. Totti will be running round with his hair band no doubt but he wont be lifting a thing. La liga, this will be an interesting year Prem-mmmmn no comment

apart from fball and bball, i be eatin or sleepin!

A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis. The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your w*nker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?" The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and told him this account: "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately. One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!

lol@ 11 and 14.....

^^^^^lol, that is bad, pee pants lol, wot can i say, dirty old london eh!

ok, imagine this Yr on the champs elleze in central paris, there is this huge crowd watchin this clown, the clown is standing perfectly still and will not move even if u try to distract him somehow, i'm there with all my college freinds, so i think to myself go and try sumthing to distract this clown, i stand infront of him and look straight into his eyes for like 10 seconds,now remember theres like 300 ppl watchin, i could see he was gettin pissed off at me, so what does he do? he tries to grab my crown jewels infront of all these ppl, i ran like carl lewis down that huge street just to get away from that piece of......., and the whole strett is laughing at me, lool, that was embarassin!

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