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  1. Mullah Nasrudin appears as the whimsical character in a growing tradition of stories dating from at least the thirteenth century. The tales of Nasrudin are sometimes adapted and used as teaching stories not just by the Sufis but also by such diverse and alien organizations as the British Society of the Promotion of Christian Knowledge and the Soviet Government. His stories also appear in psychology textbooks, illuminating the workings of the mind in a way no straightforward explanation can. These traditions use jokes and stories to express certain ideas, allowing one to bypass normal thought patterns. By developing a series of impacts that reinforce certain key ideas, the rational mind is occupied with a surface meaning whilst other concepts are introduced. Thus paradox, unexpectedness, and alternatives to convention are all expressed in the humor of Mullah Nasrudin. Fishy Morality Once a renowned philosopher and moralist was traveling through Nasruddin's village and asked Nasruddin where there was a good place to eat. Nasruddin suggested a place and the scholar, hungry for conversation, invited Mullah Nasruddin to join him. Much obliged, Mullah Nasruddin accompanied the scholar to a nearby restaurant, where they asked the waiter about the special of the day. "Fish! Fresh Fish!" replied the waiter. "Bring us two," they requested. A few minutes later, the waiter brought out a large platter with two cooked fish on it, one of which was quite a bit smaller than the other. Without hesitating, Mullah Nasruddin took the larger of the fish and put in on his plate. The scholar, giving Mullah Nasruddin a look of intense disbelief, proceed to tell him that what he did was not only blatantly selfish, but that it violated the principles of almost every known moral, religious, and ethical system. Mullah Nasruddin calmly listened to the philosopher's extempore lecture patiently, and when he had finally exhausted his resources, Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, Sir, what would you have done?" "I, being a conscientious human, would have taken the smaller fish for myself." "And here you are," Mullah Nasruddin said, and placed the smaller fish on the gentleman's plate.
  2. Every year around this time the same emotions stir up in the pit of my stomach. Yes, it's tax season, and yes, I am one of those who ends up owing taxes. But it's not the dread of separating from my cash that upsets me. After all, I'm a believer and I know that Allah is the provider and sustainer, so it's really Allah's money in the first place-I'm just turning it over to Uncle Sam, or Aunt Samantha if you prefer. No, what really bothers me is that any portion of that money will be used to shed the blood of my brothers and sisters abroad--or here for that matter--or deprive them of their livelihoods. Actually, I'm well aware that I've been partially funding the oppression of my fellow human beings throughout the year from my payroll taxes. The task of filing taxes somehow brings this reality home. I know also that my taxes do not only fund the purchase of arms. No, they occasionally pay for children's artificial ones after their real ones have been blown to bits. And yes, I will grant that a portion of every tax dollar does go to good causes like social programs, education, roads, disaster relief and even legitimate peacekeeping. But I am not blind to the fact that the ratio of good to bad uses of my tax dollar is steadily getting worse, with the Pentagon budget at something like $800 billion. As Allah reminds us in the Quran, there is good and bad in everything, and in the case of my tax dollar it's more like, the good, the bad, and the ugly (corny reference to Clint Eastwood movie, sorry). So if I'm aware that my tax dollars are misspent, then what am I doing paying my taxes? Well, no offense, but like many of you I'm a bit gun shy (in my case cowardly) when it comes to exposing my family to hardship resulting from fines or imprisonment. And as a Muslim, I'm supposed to follow the law of the land. So there! Quit pestering me about where my money goes. I'd rather not know. But I do know. We all know, and hence the dilemma. Some might argue that we are absolved from blame because we are not the ones misusing the money. Well, in that case, why to we prefer to give food to the alcoholic rather than money? Is it for fear that we will purchase drink? Can we be blind to where our taxes go, when they amount to thousands in some cases, yet be vigilant about giving a pan handler a mere dollar? At the risk of sounding un-American, I urge us to open our eyes and acknowledge that we have choices. Yes, Allah commands respect for the law and frowns on chaos and anarchy, but He also forbids oppression and compels us to enjoin what is right and forbid what is evil. Besides, questioning the status quo is very American. Henry David Thoreau, a Massachusetts native and author of the seminal 1849 essay Civil Disobedience, said it well: Must the citizen ever for a moment... resign his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. ... The only obligation which I have a right to assume is to do at any time what I think right... Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice. A common and natural result of an undue respect for the law is, that you may see a file of soldiers, colonel, captain... all marching in admirable order over hill and dale to the wars, against their wills, ay, against their common sense and consciences, which makes it very steep marching indeed... They have no doubt that it is a damnable business in which they are concerned; they are all peaceably inclined. Now, what are they? Men at all? or small movable forts and magazines, at the service of some unscrupulous man in power? ...a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, [men] laid out alive and standing, and already...buried under arms with funeral accompaniment... Others--as most legislators, politicians...serve the state chiefly with their heads... and... are as likely to serve the devil, without intending it, as God. A very few--as heroes, patriots, martyrs, reformers... serve the state with their consciences also, and so necessarily resist it for the most part; and they are commonly treated as enemies by it... I quarrel not with far-off foes, but with those who, neat at home, co-operate with, and do the bidding of, those far away, and without whom the latter would be harmless...There are thousands who are in opinion opposed to slavery and to the [Mexican] war, who yet in effect do nothing to put an end to them; sit down with their hands in their pockets, and say that they know not what to do, and do nothing; who even postpone the question of freedom to the question of free trade, and quietly read ... the latest advices from Mexico [or Iraq], after dinner, and, it may be, fall asleep over them both... They hesitate, and they regret, and sometimes they petition; but they do nothing in earnest and with effect. They will wait... for others to remedy the evil, that they may no longer have it to regret. At most, they give up only a cheap vote... It is not a man's duty... to devote himself to the eradication of any, even to most enormous, wrong; ... but it is his duty, at least, to wash his hands of it, and... not to give it practically his support. If I devote myself to other pursuits and contemplations, I must first see... that I do not pursue them sitting upon another man's shoulders. I must get off him first, that he may pursue his contemplations too. I have heard some of my townsmen say, "I should like to have them order me out to help put down an insurrection of the slaves, or to march to Mexico--see if I would go"; and yet these very men have each, directly by their allegiance, and so indirectly, at least, by their money, furnished a substitute. The soldier is applauded who refuses to serve in an unjust war by those who do not refuse to sustain the unjust government which makes the war... Those who, while they disapprove of the character and measures of a government, yield to it their allegiance and support are undoubtedly its most conscientious supporters, and so frequently the most serious obstacles to reform... What I have to do is to see, at any rate, that I do not lend myself to the wrong which I condemn... I do not hesitate to say, that those who call themselves Abolitionists should at once effectually withdraw their support, both in person and property, from the government of Massachusetts, and not wait till they constitute a majority of one... I think that it is enough if they have God on their side, without waiting for that other one... I meet this American government, or its representative, the State government, directly, and face to face, once a year--no more--in the person of its tax-gatherer...and it then says distinctly, Recognize me; and the simplest, the most effectual...mode of treating with it on this head, of expressing your little satisfaction with and love for it, is to deny it then... I know this well, that if one thousand, if one hundred, if ten men whom I could name--if ten honest men only--ay, if one HONEST man, in this State of Massachusetts, ceasing to hold slaves, were actually to withdraw from this co-partnership, and be locked up in the county jail therefore, it would be the abolition of slavery in America. For it matters not how small the beginning may seem to be: what is once well done is done forever. But we love better to talk about it... Under a government which imprisons unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. The proper place today, the only place which Massachusetts has provided for her freer and less despondent spirits, is in her prisons... on that separate but more free and honorable ground, where the State places those who are not with her, but against her--the only house in a slave State in which a free man can abide with honor... If a thousand men were not to pay their tax bills this year, that would not be a violent and bloody measure, as it would be to pay them, and enable the State to commit violence and shed innocent blood. This is, in fact, the definition of a peaceable revolution, if any such is possible. When I converse with the freest of my neighbors, I perceive that, whatever they may say about the magnitude and seriousness of the question... the long and the short of the matter is, that... they dread the consequences to their property and families of disobedience to it... When I came out of prison... I saw to what extent the people among whom I lived could be trusted as good neighbors and friends; that their friendship was for summer weather only; that they did not greatly propose to do right... that in their sacrifices to humanity they ran no risks, not even to their property; that after all they were not so noble...and hoped, by a certain outward observance and a few prayers, and by walking in a particular straight though useless path from time to time, to save their souls... I do not care to trace the course of my dollar, if I could, till it buys a man a musket to shoot one with--the dollar is innocent--but I am concerned to trace the effects of my allegiance... If I could convince myself that I have any right to be satisfied with men as they are...like a good Mussulman (sic) and fatalist, I should endeavor to be satisfied with things as they are, and say it is the will of God. Okay, so his views on Islam were not on point, but unbeknownst to Mr. Thoreau many of his thoughts were very much in line with Islam, which teaches us to take action, and struggle for justice even if we place our wealth and lives at stake. What Mr. Thoreau was advocating is Jihad, or struggle for the sake of Allah. While I am not recommending that we all stop paying our taxes (that would be much too risky and irresponsible, to place our livelihoods in jeopardy), I do think we have to confront our choices as Muslims and conscientious human beings. We can stay here and go to jail for not paying taxes, or we leave this country for another one where less of our taxes fund war and oppression. It is foolish to pretend that any nation uses its tax revenues exclusively for good causes, but I can think of ones that do better than the US (I'm afraid there aren't too many Walden Ponds left where one can seclude oneself like Mr. Thoreau and live off the land without paying taxes). Or we can stay here and help change this country, you say? Maybe. But what if someone asked you for $100 and told you $1 will go to teaching the youth, $2 will go to helping the sick, $3 will go to helping the poor and the rest would go to killing your brothers? Would you engage him and attempt to persuade him to spend the money more justly? or would you take your money and run? I don't know the right answer. I pray that Allah will lead us to the straight path and forgive our trespasses. Much more to say on this, but I just received my TurboTax CD and can't wait to give Uncle Sam his due. Daoud Ali is founder and Editor of Al-Mizaan newspaper (www.al-mizaan.com), a Muslim paper serving Western Massachusetts and beyond. You can contact Daoud Ali at info@al-mizaan.com.
  3. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4312553.stm
  4. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4317593.stm
  5. Yeah bro, he was a genius! What a footballing education, i can honestly say that i am a total football genius . You name it, every position including Gk, little weak at left back though!
  6. N.O.R.F

    Deficiency!

    There are 3 or four debates/discussions/essays within the piece. 1) Cultural differences - Nimco living alone has lead to gossip and rumours 2) Gossip and rumours - why do we gossip too much? 3) FGM - a serious issue 'still' to be addressed back home. 4) The obstacles faced by one who wishes to go back home and make a difference. 5) Is one willing to put up with BS when he/she does move home to work/live? 6) Why doesnt NGONGE actually do any work?
  7. it was the name of the inventor/creater who was a german guy. His second name was Addidaser.
  8. All Day I Dream About Sport or A Dirty Indian Did A ... For me it stands for the best makers of the football boot/shoe, did anyone ever the Addida Beckenbuar's? They were the ish, control, shot, pass and never got any blisters. dreaming of playin footy
  9. the curry mile Ahh the best place for xalal food/take aways in the whole of Europe
  10. What are you on about? :confused: What all this hybrid/fertile and infertile nonesense? :rolleyes: Break it down to me sister, bit by bit, just like GCSE Bitesize :cool:
  11. I see, Mule = Horse/Donkey Pony = Midget Horse Colt = Baby of a horse, ie Mitsubishi Colt is the baby of the Mitsubishi Shogan Easy peasy Then, the question which now arises is the ligitimacy of cross breeding animals for a better 'creature' ie the mule is used on many a farm (not sure to what extent geographically but certainly in the USA). I'm sure we all know nature shouldnt be messed about with but is now common in other places ie Islamic countries?
  12. I'm still hung up on this horse/pony thing :confused:
  13. Great FA Cup action on a Tuesday night, well i suppose when you have 5 world cup players taking penalties against Paddy Kenny the outcome is predictable.
  14. Diamante says: A pony is a young horse lool Dinho...why don't you stick to Football and leave all the thinking to the rest eh Dont be silly, i know a horse is different from a Pony, right :confused:
  15. Must have been a half horse/half pony then, or similar,,,,,confusing these things :confused:
  16. Talk about turning a topic on its head and trampling all over it. Interspecies adventures does occur between certain animals ie horses/donkeys/zebras/ponies etc, i have actually seen a half horse/half donkey, forgot what they call it :confused:
  17. Forget mad dogs and English men, this was a case of Gay dogs and the Somali man!
  18. I left the game at half time, did Milan win 1-0? :confused: One guy infornt of me screamed "Neville's free pass the F*~@*%$ bALL u Ginger Nut" to which his mate calmly stated "they know his crap thats why they've left him there" Priceless loool, quality northern humour i say, did you not notice the 'freindlier' ppl of Manchester when compared with London?
  19. Nice to see Arsenal fans humbled, finally they are realising that their team relied too much on a few players who only performed against the mediocre teams. Wake up call! Totti says: hey op the best team won lads Taking the mickey out the northern folk?
  20. Rocko: told my brother to shoot me on the back 17 times (Number of mulacs we killed) i think it was about the 3rd shot when i start crying, my sister heard us came running into the room, last time i saw my gun looooool, are you cazy? 17 times? damn i've been shot with a BB gun and i would never be prepared to be shot again let alone 17 times I loved Bananas (still do) when i was younger, i would finish them all before dinner time, and you know hows it like when my older brothers found out all the Bananas were finished, how can one eat Bariss iyo Hilib with no muuse? I was told that too many Bananas resulted in snakes being born in you stomach, so my Banana concumption has been limited since then.
  21. Elysian: One thing i have never done is take on the advice of Somalis apart from my own family. However, since everyone in SOL is family then maybe your right to ask for it Yous stuck in a situation where you think you cant win, but the funny thing is your on a winning streak already. You have a few points here if i'm not mistaken. 1) You belive your Iman is suffering due to your endless hours of reasearch to get what youve always wanted. 2) You believe your neglecting your freinds and family due to your high workload. 3) Your wondering if you can actually achieve the dealine 4) Your questioning whether its all worth it in the end and will you lose your relationship with your freinds. Well, 1) If you believe that your Iman is suffering due to the high work load, then you must strive to atleats pray on time, forget deadlines/lectures etc etc. You know what more important, your path to success will become much easier when your Iman is strong. 2) Your family and freinds need to understand your situation, if not then you must stay patienet with them and try to explain it so they undertstand they need to giv you time and space to achieve the deadline. 3) Its all in time management. I favourite of mine was waking up for Fajar, doing my work then either going back to bed or going to a lecture. Your sleeping pattern may need to change to accomodate your ever nearing deadline. But hey its only temporary. 4)It will be worth it! Peace!
  22. The Arses are going up north again, it cold, its wet, they will all be wearing gloves against the tough men of Yorkshire Come on Blades!