^Aren't blogs out of fashion?

^Oh oh... forgive asked! One hour to go then?

^I was offering to catch you Meanwhile how about you sing this number ?

Somehow I like dedicating this song to someone I know .

^You, dancing? Where can I buy the ticket from?

Talking of dreaming, I saw the Mumbai bombing within a spate of horific nightmares 3 nights before it happend; but one thing though - it wasn't really Mumbai that I thought it'll turn out to be - I thought Vegas was the more likely place. Somehow i have to mount a SatNav on my dreams/nightmares scape - shiishkaa ka lunsan .

The old man ee lagu yiri: adeer dabeecaddaad ka aradan tahay broke few class on his way out lool.

^Only Caraweelo was that cruel. So there is a history .

Inshaad ka tuurtey.

^Korean? I guess each man to his dookh; I am scouting for a blonde girl (reverted) between 25 - 30; timuhu dahab yihiin, indhuhuna qarsho yihiin, dhexdu madag tahay; cudadaha.... I'll stop. Where to meet her? I'm on the strategizising phase right now. But soon, I should discover the blonde path and I will spread my fishing nets .

^I felt an empathetic fraternal pain for them. Cruel thing to do another animal. Horta who does the actual qalbat thing on the poor things? Women, I must guess. A man would never do that knowing....

Haddaad haysaa, Biliso .

^Loool@inkaargalabsade! Clue: Waar qadhaadhkii maku gaadhey? Alleylehe, way hayaa!

^Lol. You didn't have to add the 'oooouch' to that sentence; it was already painful .

Maya waad gaftay Cabdiyooy. Bal hadana!

War you are using it out of context ninyow. It usually went like this: Waar Cabdi, ka sheekee? Waa caaddaa! Diyaaraddii ma duushey? Haa, goor hore. Oo ma taasaad ku qornayd? Haaheey, safka hore! . Car yaa garta .

Originally posted by nuune: Wadaadada do the shukaansi as follows: - Sheikh Mumtaaz = Asalaam Alaikum Maashaa Allaah - Maashaa Allaah Lady = A/wasalaam sheuikh Mumtaaz, miyaad joogtey maalmahan - Sheikh Mumtaaz = maashaa Allaah - Maashaa Allaah Lady = maashaa Allaah - Sheikh Mumtaaz = maanta ma cashar baad madarasada ka soo dhigeysay - Maashaa Allaah Lady = maashaa Allaah, hadaan ka imid, maalmahan kumaan aragee - Sheikh Mumtaaz = aduunyaan erinayey, - Maashaa Allaah Lady = maashaa Allaah - Sheikh Mumtaaz = gurigii baad u sii lugeeneysaa - Maashaa Allaah Lady = haa maashaa Allaah, dhawaanahanba kumaan arag - Sheikh Mumtaaz = maashaa Allaah, mar horaa iigu kaa danbeesay oo madrasada ma imaado maalmahanba - Maashaa Allaah Lady = maashaa Allaah, cashar baan diyaarinayaa galabta waqtiguna waa igu yaryahay - Sheikh Mumtaaz = waqtigii baa iska ordayo, ma cashar badan baa - Maashaa Allaah Lady = maashaa Allaah, wax saas u sii weyn ma aha anaa ku filan - Sheikh Mumtaaz = maya maya waan kula caawinayaa si aad durbaba iskaga dhameeso - Maashaa Allaah Lady = Maashaa Allaah, maba foga gurigayga waaba kan - Sheikh Mumtaaz = Maashaa Allaah - Maashaa Allaah Lady = Maashaa Allaah Maashaa Allaah

Don't you know it's impertinent to anthromorphosize these innocent beats of diary? Let's leave the planning to the people and the useful stuff to the animals .

Public Improvement A bonus: Effects Of Education On Women

^looool. Adeer weey kuu qayileen ma is tiri? Why the firing squad of all things? Lol@search me. Imprudent thing to do to a man led to the wall .

Nuune, Lol. Ee dhankaa iyo dhamaajaaleey u fiigtey miyaa?

Originally posted by +Faheema: ^ There is a saying that goes something like... Somaliland...Diidoow Dilaac LoL Cirdey, they only know a name, number and city. Mise you're one of those qabiilka iyo naanaysta ku tilmaama and the whole .... ina hebel hebel, oo ku magac dheer dhanjaf, ee qaba ina hebel, 3 da caruurta leh daqana xagaa Looooool Faheemaay, alla maxaad i taqaan! Lol@dhanjaf. I remember being in a queue in DS's office in Nairobi and having to listen to a young man of my age oo abtirsanayo...he went on and on until he mentioned my own laf iyo jilib...then I jumped with joy; he was a long lost cousin! Marka abtirsiga isn't all that baad. Once I told one DS worker that my mother's tribe waa Reer Abeeso Isu Dhiib ; he couldn't stop laughing and I was serious lol. Adigu waan la socdaa inaad wiil Reer Qarda Jeex lacag u xawisho . Ishaan kugu hayaa

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Congrats, Dahabshiil. Their automated MMS notification and recepient collection system is truly impressive. One thing worries me though: they know all my family and relatives details now.

^Hadiiba nabad lagu helayo, Xiin. Ku dar, ka jar, ku dhufo, kala qaybi...