You want to eat that? looks like food that is not properly digested.... :eek:

Originally posted by STOIC: I learned that Napolean Bonarparte when inspired by his first wife Josephine he was irresistible and invincible. I learned that when his “better judgment” prompted him to put Josephine aside his judgment impaired and his defeat was not far Are we talking about the same Napolean who thought with his penis...married his mistress, Rose (who he named Josephine)cos' he was gaga over her sexual experience. And, when he went away to Italy only 2 days after their marriage...the poor sucker would write her all these great passionate, romantic love letters...and what did she do........she ignored them. The true wisdom is: Don't think with your weinie!

Hello fellow SOL'ers! I can't seem to figure out which post is *new* and which post is an old..old post...made new again. Any new ppl having that problem...or is it just moi? So any bored ppl in the house? Let's play a game, let's call it...uhh..mm..."Share the Wisdom" (i didn't say i was creative) Anyway...so everyday we go through something in our lives. Some good, and some bad. Tell us what you have learned so far. Me first-- There's pain, pain..... and more pain...wait--happiness. Then, more pain and finally DEATH. :eek: (okay...put the ropes and knives down) step away...slowly. You. Will. Be. Fine. Let's try this again, shall we?-- Be sure we shall test you with something of fear and hunger, some loss in goods or lives or the fruits (of your toil), but give glad tidings to those who patiently persevere, Who say, when afflicted with calamity: “To Allah We belong, and to Him is our return”:- They are those on whom (Descend) blessings from Allah, and Mercy, and they are the ones that receive guidance. - [Quran 2:155-157] Your turn!

Hi ladies (this is my first main post--i feel like a kid with training wheels) So with Ramadan around the corner....any lazy women like myself...paying back their days at the last minute Every year a tell myself: "okay Xalimo Sacdiyo...payback your days right after Eid is over"..... And every year i end up saying: "ohhh shiddh...Ramadan is coming...payback time!" Anywhoo--for all you sisters...who put us to shame and actually fast on time....well go away! .....I kid--stay--help me out buhhlease.

Tuujiyee, i was feeling kind of down but thanks for the laugh brother. I'm short myself and i though i can be sweet...i do admit i have my qumayo moments. anyway...you don't get a fight from me today. You managed to make me smile.

Originally posted by Abdillah: Did anyone ask about those of us who do not know their DOB's? What If I don't know my exact age? What If I was born under a tree? And as you all well know, our people don't put that much importance on the date one is born. Can I just say 'I am ageless'? Then, the question for you would be...how many grey hair's do you see? Or, do you see hair at all. Can you count the wrinkles on your face or have they become your face?

hmm...it's not really for "the man's" sake that the breast must go away. If "the man" was really my issue---i'd rip his ball's off as well. More than anything i would be hurt by my sister's action. Hence, the breast must go for her betrayal...and mmm...disloyality to sisterhood! :mad: ...

lol--what? I'm doing her a favor. It's really the least i could do for her.

Interesting story Abtigiis-- If my little baby sister stole my "potential" man....i'd give her my blessing right after i rip off one of her breasts.....but---that's just me.....

Hi everyone, my pseudoname is Xalimo Sacdiyo-- Thanks for the welcome Boredom brought me here....but its the humorous posters, and the interesting threads that had me me stay and--yes, even sign up. Love seeing so many well-written thoughts on a variety of topics....and it makes it even more sweet to know its from my own ppl. can the audience please take a moment to a give a collective sappy ::::::aaaaaaw::::::: in response.

I really didn't understand Country for Old Men....i really tried..but nope...still dont get it. I did love the killer dude though--wow, now that is one crazysanomawitch! Originally posted by chubacka: anyone seen Juno, i thought it was some teen flick but apparently its really v. good. I loved Juno. It was quirky and weird....and umm...funny. And, my fave line to this day is: "it all started with the chair..." lol

Originally posted by Geel_jire: lol @pucca when it's done while wearing pants it is rearranging but when done while doning the macawis it is more like reassurance hahaha! Good to know.

Originally posted by Castro: You have to fulfill certain criteria to be "taken care of". Not every Xaliimo will be taken care of. So at the risk of failing to qualify for being "taken care of", get an education and later, a job. Waa waree...and what are these criterias that i have to fulfill? And here i thought that if this Jamac is gonna seduce me away from my caring aabo and my loving hoyo......that he would in return take care of me. :confused:

Mashaallah--that was beautifully written. Do you really think of all that at the hour before dawn? I kid. On a serious note--Sometimes it's easy to forget that we have it good while others are suffering. Thanks for the reminder.

I have no clue how you would use the Black Seed oil....but i use the xabba sooda soap for my face. Love it! I guess i didn't really answer your question.... Hmm...have you tried Mrs. Google?

Offensive to whom exactly? And, what's wrong with me wanting to sit at home...and paint my nails? I scrolled up to go re-read my post and there's no place where i stated that ths is what "all women who stay home do"..... You probably felt like getting offended...for the sake of being offended. <---NOW THIS is something you can get offended at.

Horta, i wish i could draw like that. And umm....is it that time of the year to take out the Osama card out again? It died for awhile.....and now it's back again. Meh! whatever.

Haha! did you get excited when you felt the baby kick?

I'm pro sitting on my *** and painting my nails....so yupp no arguement from me:) .........THEN again...i've gotten use to working and doing something with my time. So--personally--i'd still like to work on a part-time casual basis after marriage. However, if there's kids involved...then my family would have primary focus. But yeah---yaaay to staying home!!