G n P I don't think that wrote something offensive to anyone here. I was just expressing my opinion which I thought I was allowed to do so.Hmmmmmmmmmm :confused: Wabillaah:...

rayaana dear thank you so much, u can't believe how much I appreciate all the kindness and advices that I recieved from all the Sol sis and broth. Thank u Insha Allah I will do that and pray for both of my parents inuu ilaahay u naxariisto Janatul Firdowsana siiyo..Aamiin. Jizaakallaah...

Gacaliso runtii aad iyo aad baan u qoslay markii aan aqriyay qoraalkaaga. Gacan iyo lugba waan kuu taagay. Waxaan aad ula yaabay adigu ma waxaad ka heshaan raga waal waalan? haddii aad tiri dee kuwa "DAGAN" kama helo. Teeda kale gacaliso haddii aan ku iri baddayda waa la soo galay macnaheeda maahan inuu jacaylbaro soo galay, bal taa aan kuu saxo. Aniga maalintiin lay dhalay baa lay bixiyay oo maba ihi qof la soo gali karo "Ocean" keeda (Kaftan). Marka abaayo haddii aad wax u heyso dee inanka u sheeg, haddii kalena dee halkan haku cagaarini runta si fiican ugu sheeg. Go figure:...............

Newcastle United Jokes: Quick Facts Nickname: The Magpies. Toon Army. Manager: Sir Bobby Robson. - the knight of the relegation table. Ground: St James Park. - Loony Toon park. Key Players: Alan Shearer, David Bellamy, Gary Speed, Shay Given. Interesting: Can anyone recall the last trophy they won? Kevin Keegan once blew the largest lead possible in the league. Apparently, when Peter Beardsley was born he was such an ugly baby that his parents didn't know whether to put him in a carry cot or a cage! Q: Why do so many housewives love newcastle? A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second. Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white ? A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill I hear Bellamy has a depressed cheekbone. Still, that never stopped Beardsley - he's got two of them! They say that hooliganism and racism are bad, but personally I think that Peter Beardsley is the totally unacceptable face of British football. Bet now at bet365.com - includes football betting. Duncan Ferguson has been sentenced to 6 hours community service. That means he has to play four games for City! Fire brigade phones Bobby Robson in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Sir Bobby, St James Park is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Sir Bobby. "Well...the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir." Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson hitler? A: Because he cant win in europe either. Q. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. Newcastle have moved quickly to halt rumours of a rift between Bobby Robson and Alan Shearer. A club spokesman said, "It's ridiculous to suggest that there is a personality clash between the two - everybody at the club knows that Shearer hasn't got one." Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches? A: So they can look like their Mothers. Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common? A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you. Q: What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter? A: 3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

Chelsea Jokes: Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats. One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts. Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?. A. Who gives a F**K! Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig? A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do. Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans A: Gross ********* Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange? A: To prove that crap can float. Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini? A: A mini can only carry three passengers. Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? A. So they know which end to wipe! I've heard that Stamford Park has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership. Well...not entirely suprising considering all the shit that has been on there. Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion? A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan! Q: What do Chelsea keepers and SInger Michael Michael Jackson both have in common? A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score? A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.

Liverpool joke: Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League? A: They keep scoring Owen goals Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool... Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal? A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. Bet now at bet365.com - includes football betting. Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter? A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time. Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig? A: Thick bacon... A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million". The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?" The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap" Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!" Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian? A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian. Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan? A: A battery has a positive side. Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women. Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier)

Looooooooool@ FF Go figure:.............

Sis Very good Topic to Start: "Why somali/muslim homes are not the best learning environments for children?" You have raise an Excellent Q/piont here, I will try to give my opinion on this, first, if there is a lack of the education (Diin iyo Maadi) of any kind for the parents then the kids will not have an learning environment. Parents must be well educated, have the willingness to teach their children and make home an environment where the children can get and be educated. It all stars with the parents dear . Bismilaah:.........

Garab leave reer Ohio alone. They are the best Somalis there is compared to Some Somalis who live where I live. Bloody Qabiillistis always talk about sutib Somali Politics (which they don't know nothing about) linger around the STARBUCKS everywhere. They still have the old mentality and Idealogy about Reer Hebal baa Reer Hebal ka fiican that kind of bullshiid staff, even those who claim that they are educated stil believe that crappy staff. I went Ohio and sew "Real Somalis" with respact and dignity, Know what is means to be Somalis, educated (Islamic and Maadiba) who do not care about "Qabiil" but care about each other visit each other know each other. So PLEASE don't say anything about Reer Ohio agian. I'm not saying they don't have a problems, of course they have their share of problems but it is not based on "Qabiil" like here........... Go figure:.........

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Hay I get u but I just wanna to kinda start "Dhib" with you,,,,,,,,,,(I was kiddin) come on gal,,,,,,,,,,,,,ha u bixin... Go figure:..........

Ur right FF ,,, tell them like it is gal.......... imankaan waana wareeriyeen :rolleyes: Go figure:.........

Hon talk about whatever u feel like talking about, and if u are shy about talking period pains then don't. I would talk about that eaither Go figure:............

Garaab Tuujiye leave magaca HALIIMO alone ok. Secondly maxaa waaye waxa aad kahadlayso?????? Topic ga meesha u qoran ka hadal haddii kale ka bax meesha ok....... Go figure:........

Nafta Gacalka maxaa waaye cuntada wiilasha lee aad u offer gareyneyso :confused: Aaway gabdhaha cunnadoodii come on, no invitation for the girls?? :mad: :mad: :mad: Go figure:...........

Okey let me back up with gal FF. Let's talk about real issues concerning us (women) like my sis lists couple of them. CANCER SINGLE MOTHERS RAISING and disciplining CHILDREN (without fathers) like my sis said our brothers are welcome to part take the discussion with conditions though, They should only be allowed to talk about topic and not something "Can't change the topic to somthing else" (love, shukaansi, or some other thing) I really want to talk about SINGLE MOTHERS 'cause that is big issue concerning a lot mothers in where I live. U can see their struggle with the kids work and "school" forget about that, 'cause they don't have time to go to school. But I don't mine talking about some other issues..........Don't have much time now but I get back to this insha allaah. wabillaahi Towfiiq:.........

u want join the Biribaatiga :confused: Go figure:..........

Garab iyo nuune idhaafa ha i soo marina

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@FF Go figure:.........

Labdadiinaba waad iska hadlaysaan ( nuune iyo Qac Qaac ) arooska aad sheegaysaan waxaan umalaynayaa waad ku riyooteen. Taa waxaa layiraahdaa riyo maalin caday...wake up guys it was just a dream,,,,,,,,, Go figure:............

Thanks Q,Q dear

Quick Facts Nickname: The Gunners Manager: Arsene Wenger. Ground: Highbury. Key Players: Thierri Henry, Patrick Vieri, David Seaman Two Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland. One turns to the other and says "Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-doon will we fall out?" "No way Richard," says his mate "of course we'll still be pals!!" Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? A: The accused. How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?' 'Smashing!' 'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?' 'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Arsenal supporters!' Bet now at bet365.com - includes football betting. Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again." The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?" The other man replied "It's quarter to five." Q: What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!" Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test? A: A cheat.

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From The Editors' Desk SOMALIA: Women demand greater role in new government. NAIROBI, 2004 (IRIN) - A group of 19 Somali NGOs have called for a stronger women's representation in the country's new government, saying women should be given "significant ministries" to reflect their true position in the Somali society. The demand was contained in a statement issued on Saturday following a week of "informal and formal" meetings in the capital, Mogadishu. Halimo Abdi Arush, of IIDA (Women’s Development Organisation) told IRIN on Monday that the women were demanding "what is rightfully theirs". "We have been denied what was written in the charter [interim constitution] and we want that rectified," she said, speaking on behalf of the group. The Somali interim constitution stipulates that 12 percent of members of parliament should be women. However, they only account for eight percent of the 275 parliamentarians, said Halimo. Halimo said women carried the greatest burden of the Somali society throughout the civil war. "We cared for the weak and the dispossessed," she told IRIN. "It would be unfair to deny the women their rights of political participation at this stage." The women's appeal is aimed at newly elected President Abdullahi Yusuf and his Prime Minister Ali Muhammad Gedi, she said. "We lost in the parliament, we don't want to lose at the cabinet", Halimo stressed. She also appealed to the regional Inter-Governmental Authority on Development (IGAD), which mediated the Somali peace talks, and the international community to "prevail" on the new government to insure that women are fully represented. Another women’s activist who signed the statement, Asho Usman Ugas, told IRIN: "We are not lobbying for only the women's percentage in parliament, but we are advocating for a package for women's inclusion in every aspect and level of the new government." "Women should be treated as women and their share given as such and not as part of clans," she added. If women were treated as part of the clan, she said, "men will never give the rightful share to women". Abdullahi Yusuf was elected to head Somalia on 10 October by members of the transitional federal parliament sitting in the Kenyan capital, Nairobi. He later named Ali Gedi as the new interim prime minister. Yusuf's election was the culmination of a two-year reconciliation conference sponsored by IGAD that brought together representatives from Somalia's various clans and factions. Somalia ceased to function as a modern state in 1991 when armed groups overthrew the regime of Siad Barre, precipitating a ruinous civil war that saw numerous warring warlords and their militias carve the country into fiefdoms. Go figure:......

A J what is ur problem?????? Shukaansigaa Qalad ka fahantahay :rolleyes: Go figure:.............