She married and had 13 children! Her husband died. She married again and had seven more children! Again, her husband died, again, she re-married and this time had five more children! Alas, she finally died. standing before her coffin, the preacher thanked the lord for this very loving woman and said "Lord, they are finally together" one mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" the friend replied "I think he means her knees". Peace, Love & Unity.

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a drunken man. the husband asks "I notice you have been watching that man for some time now, do you know him?" "Yes" she replies. "That is my ex-husband and he has been drinking like that since I left him two years ago". "that is remarkable" the husband replies "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long". Peace, Love & Unity.

We live in a world filled with pain than joy people spend fortune on a worthless toy no one asks what the poor people need we are blinded by material and greed hungry children with no one to feed people pay lot on shoes for their feet so many disasters all across the world we are all trapped inside the concrete wall neighbours no longer trust each other human race no longer respect each other family members no longer care for each other they say LOVE has become thing of the past the devil penetrated through our defense at last. mothers are no longer loved & respected marriages are doomed & their failure is expected children are the victims their demise is predicted leaders acknowledge this but offer no solution some say hope is just a deceiving illusion some come to me with ideas of separation some blame nature for their desperation young children carry loaded guns that kill they come to school and shoot their friends at will my fellow Muslims around the world suffer the most we abandoned our faith and now we are lost we beg the infidel to help us and play our host we destroy the beautiful flowers before they bloom i know a pretty bride who lost her beloved groom she asked me "BOB, is this the day of doom?". Dear God, Please Show Us The Way For We Are Lost. Peace, Love & Unity.

Dark Angel, that was beautiful, thanks for sharing it with us. I belong to a race that all look alike I belong to a race that share one history I belong to a race that share one religion I belong to a race that share one language I belong to a race that share the same culture I belong to a race that is all temperamental I belong to a race that is all unpatriotic I belong to a race that is truly sarcastic I belong to a race that is all chaotic I belong to a race that is from one lineage I belong to a race that have clocked the same mileage I belong to a race that are all related to one another I belong to a race that can't stay away from one another I belong to a race that is crazy about each other I belong to race that are mad at each other I belong to a race that lack cohesion I belong to a race that hates each other with passion I belong to a race that is desperate for a divine intervention I belong to a race that love to put each other down I belong to a race that are divided to be ruled I belong to a race that is truly battered and mauled I belong to a race that is really misinformed I belong to a race that are scattered all over the place I belong to a race that is the devil's shepherd I belong to a race that loves tribalism more than ALLAH (S.W). Somebody Tell Me Please, Am I Blessed Or Cursed?. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by MsWord: They say; I would rather not have loved you at all I liked the whole poem but the reason I chose this piece has to do much with what i feel at this present moment and i would like to add (if you don't mind) "Love is Only A Four Letter Word But So Are Hell & Painâ€. Peace, Love & Unity.

Kismayu- A four year old Somali boy killed a lion with his teeth after the beast attacked cows he was herding in a place ironically called Ag-Libah (Lion's Foot Print) which is an area known for its notorious lions that prey both on livestock and humans SNA (Somali News Agency) reported on Friday. The boy, Ahmed Ismail Mohamoud said he jumped on the predator and wrestled it to the ground and as fate would have it managed to sink his sharp teeth into the lion's throat and held it for dear life suffocating the man eating beast in the process until it fell to the ground unconscious and ultimately died for lack of oxygen, added the report. Mohamoud's father is said to be beaming with pride and he's said to be willing to tell his son's heroics anyone who'd listen after all not many men in the world can claim to have killed the king of the jungle with their bare hands, he's quoted as saying, which worries Mrs Mohamoud, the boy's mother, because she fears that her son might be tempted to seek out and kill more lions and make a habit of it which in the end could put his young life in a great danger, SNA said. Peace, Love & Unity.

Evil: you think you are the man so you talk big in my eyes you are nothing but a worthless pig you think you can escape me by wearing a wig? Good: I never asked to be anybody's main man all I ever wanted is to be my own man I am just me and I am also a human. Evil: You think you are the great Somali hope playing the role of a good and honest cop leading your race all the way to the top? Good: I never said I can change the world i know it takes more than my empty word but i only try to enlighten & not kill like a warlord. Evil: You believe you are the chosen one telling the masses to unite and be one but the way I see it you are the lost one. Good: I am only an individual with a message trying to give my people a smooth passage I am begging them to repair our tarnished image. Evil: Follow me and I give you all and make you rich with my help to the top you will reach we will sign a contract that no one can breach Good: I follow no one but Allah's rule i refuse to be anybody's killing tool I am not interested to be anybody's MULE. Evil: You f@@l go ahead and suit yourself remember you only denied yourself so keep your lame ideologies to yourself. Good: Call me what you want but deceive me you will not i am at peace with myself and content with what I got while you and your followers in hell you will rot. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Anonymous_One: But Allah sentenced me to eternality in hell. Bro, that was SCARY...probably the scariest poem i've ever read in Somaliaonline however it's a good reminder though and i understand what your intentions are ...that is why i liked it but still i've got to say Subhannah-Allah, Allahuma Najina Mina Naar and i hope you'd say Aamiin. Peace, Love & Unity.

Ayaanick, That was a wonderful piece my Sister and i thoroughly enjoyed reading it and I say AMIIN to your Du'ah for your GREAT MOTHER. Thanks for reminding US once again about our mothers and their unconditional love that they have for us. Peace, Love & Unity.

Inna Lillaahi Wa Innaa Ileyhi Rajicuun. Yeah i know him and i also know a lady who named her son after him because he was her all time favourite actor, just imagine how she is feeling right now . Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Pacifist: Yeah baby I see my Team is Rocking the boat. They have Kalusha One Zambia One Nation I also hope the Bfana Bfana rise too Sister Pacifist, I admire your enthusiasm and I respect your patriotism but realistically speaking we both know that Chipolopolo got a very slim chance of qualifying for the 2006 World Cup in Germany considering for the fact that they are in a same group with Teranga Lions (Senegal) and they still have to go to Dakar to play against them and I am sure King Kalu (Kalusha Bwalya) knows this too other wise he wouldn't have told an African Soccer magazine that his main target is 2010 World Cup in South Africa and I am sure the current players would be mature by then and be ready for any team they come against. and as for Bafana Bafana their fate is in their hands and I wouldn't bet against them because the Lady Luck seems to be smiling at them shamelessly as the results keep going their way and Ghana keeps dropping points and I must admit that Uganda didn't deserve to lose to S.A on saturday and if it wasn't for that dubious penalty the Nigerian referee awarded them which was absolutely harsh on the poor Ugandans as there was no foul whatsoever i am sure the game would have ended in a stalemate as S.A palyed poorly but credit must go to Quinton Fortune for keeping his composure after standing over the ball for more than 3 minutes as the Ugandan players were protesting the decision. by the way Ivory Coast won 3-0 against Benin and yep you guessed it, Didier "The Monster" Drogba scored brace to keep his country on course. I don't know how many of you have seen the Ivorians in action but believe me they are the most impressive team in Africa right now and everybody in here (Africa) is raving about them simply because they are an outstanding team and the reason why I believe they will qualify for the world cup is because both Cameroon and Libya will have to go to Abidjan and like Didier Drogba said "WE WILL BEAT INDOMITABLE LIONS IN ABIDJAN" and who can argue with you when you are the most feared striker in AFRICA? Peace, Love & Unity.

This is what is happening in Africa and if you are one of those people who thought Cameroon are invincible then think again my dear friend because they are in danger of missing out on World's biggest football bonanza thanks to a certain player by the name of Didier Drogba and his Ivory Coast team who are without a doubt the hottest team in entire Africa.. Saturday 26 March Kenya 1 - 0 Botswana Morocco 1 - 0 Guinea Tunisia 7 - 0 Malawi Nigeria 2 - 0 Gabon Burkina Faso 1 - 2 Cape Verde Senegal 6 - 1 Liberia Zambia 2 - 1 Congo South Africa 2 - 1 Uganda Sunday 27 March Mali v Togo Bamako 16:00 Cote d'Ivoire v Benin Abidjan 16:00 Cameroon v Sudan Yaounde 16:00 Zimbabwe v Angola Harare 16:00 DR Congo v Ghana Kinshasa 16:00 Egypt v Libya Cairo 20:00 Algeria v Rwanda Algiers 20:00 Group A Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 Senegal 6 4 1 1 15 6 9 13 2 Zambia 6 4 1 1 8 5 3 13 3 Togo 5 3 1 1 5 2 3 10 4 Congo 6 2 0 4 7 8 -1 6 5 Liberia 6 1 1 4 2 13 -11 4 6 Mali 5 0 2 3 3 6 -3 2 Group B P W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 South Africa 6 4 0 2 7 6 1 12 2 Cape Verde 6 3 1 2 6 6 0 10 3 Ghana 5 2 2 1 6 2 4 8 4 DR Congo 5 2 2 1 5 4 1 8 5 Burkina Faso 6 2 0 4 6 8 -2 6 6 Uganda 6 1 1 4 3 7 -4 4 Group C Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 Cote d'Ivoire 5 4 0 1 10 3 7 12 2 Libya 5 3 1 1 7 4 3 10 3 Cameroon 5 2 2 1 7 5 2 8 4 Egypt 5 2 1 2 11 9 2 7 5 Benin 5 0 2 3 6 11 -5 2 6 Sudan 5 0 2 3 2 11 -9 2 Group D Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 Nigeria 6 4 1 1 9 2 7 13 2 Angola 5 3 2 0 5 2 3 11 3 Gabon 6 1 3 2 8 9 -1 6 4 Zimbabwe 5 1 2 2 4 6 -2 5 5 Rwanda 5 1 1 3 4 7 -3 4 6 Algeria 5 0 3 2 2 6 -4 3 Group E Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 Morocco 6 3 3 0 10 4 6 12 2 Kenya 5 3 0 2 8 10 -2 9 3 Tunisia 5 2 2 1 15 6 9 8 4 Guinea 6 2 2 2 9 6 3 8 5 Botswana 6 2 0 4 5 11 -6 6 6 Malawi 6 0 3 3 6 16 -10 3 Peace, Love & Unity.

I preach to teach and for a dream I reach Hooyo & Aabo taught me to be kind to my own kind i am down for all my people even if they are blind i am here to enlighten and I hope you don't mind i chose to be the voice of the voiceless the face of all those poor fellows who are faceless the one who gives hope to all the hopeless i give positive thoughts to all the thoughtless in my speech i speak for all those who are speechless i am the chosen leader who shall never mislead i am not a model but i make a good role model the one who won't let your legacy get rotten as long as I am here you wont be forgotten the memory of my country brings me pleasure the destruction of my land causes me displeasure the happy faces of my people brings me comfort the demise of my nation causes me a discomfort the pain of my bros & sisters causes me a heartache the cries of my Somali kids causes a nightmare their call for my help tears my heart apart i am just an ordinary brother with a message i am neither a politician nor a mindless savage i am not interested to be another warlord all I am trying to do is pass on the word of the lord as long as i live i will try to be the light just give me a chance to make your life bright. Peace, Love & Unity.

"you know Xaliimo,I believe that you mean every single word you say to me and I swear I will hang on to it like my life depended on it because your words mean more to me than anything in this whole world and I swear words can’t even explain what I feel and how I feel about you, forget about my pride because my pride is nothing compared to what I am feeling deep inside however, please whatever you do, don't ever take advantage of me, please promise me that." begs Faarax. "Faarax, sweetheart, I wouldn't promise and certainly I wouldn't swear in the name of almighty Allah if I knew I would fail to keep the promise that I made to not only you but to US because WE ARE ONE, remember?, please just remember that" replies xaliimo. "I am sorry xaliimo, it's just that I am afraid to get hurt, that is all" pleads faarax. "don't worry, trust me I will never ever hurt you, I promise you that." says xaliimo. "like I told you before, I have never been in love before and I have always resisted the temptation to let some one into my heart and life simply because I don't want to end up with a broken heart like my good old friend Suleiman and spend the rest of my living days mourning over my failed relationship with the only girl that I have ever loved fully and truly" says faarax. "ooh I am so sorry to hear about your friend baby but remember not all the girls are heart breakers and soul wreckers and I will prove that to you" promises xaliimo. "no, please, that is not what I meant" responds faarax. "I know that baby, I am just teasing you… anyway tell me about your friend Suleiman" says xaliimo. "oh, I just can't understand why some girls would want to hurt the same guys that love them the most, I mean isn’t what we all want?" asks faarax. "what do you mean honey?" asks xaliimo. "I mean, we all want some one to love us completely, madly and fully, isn't that what every soul on this earth is craving for?" asks Faarax. "yes, I know I want to be loved" replies xaliimo. "suleiman loved that girl more than anything and certainly more than anybody yet he ended up being played for a fool and finally dumped" tells faarax. "well, honey, I am sure she will regret that because what goes around comes around and I am sure she will be played just like she played Suleiman" says xaliimo. "tell me, more please sweety" continues xaliimo. "sometimes I ask myself how more faithful and loyal can a man be to the woman he loves? I mean Suleiman adored that girl, he even respected her more than he respected himself and he used to talk about marrying this girl and starting a family but now people say that at night he'd spend his time weeping, people say that he doesn't eat and he'd spend his time writing poems, people swear that they shuddered to his lament, how he suffered for her. even in his sleep he was still calling for her, I am afraid my friend is dying of mortal passion. he once told me (a sad dove goes early in the morning to sing to the lonely little house whose doors lie wide open}people swear and say that the dove is none other than his soul which is still waiting for his beloved to come back. and his favourite line which he sings to himself is (My dove don't cry for woods and stones can never know what true love is for there is nothing worse than watching some one you love leave and I wish I knew that love is the saddest thing in the world when it ends" "ooh I am going to cry" says xaliimo. "forgive me my love for I never meant to make you cry" replies faarax. "it is so sad wallaahi, I pray that everything goes well for him insha allah" prays xaliimo. "yeah me too, because he doesn't deserve this, not that I am saying anybody deserves to be played, hurt and humiliated like that, nobody deserves what my friend got from the same girl that he loved more than his own dear life" argues faarax. "now I know why you were reluctant to fall in love with me because of your friend Suleiman isn't it? but please give me a chance to show you and prove to you that I have nothing in common with that girl,nothing whatsoever" pleads xaliimo. To Be Continued... Peace, Love & Unity.

3merald wrote:IF YOU INTEND "OBEDIENT" TO MEAN SUBSERVIENT AND PASSIVE WITH NO REAL VOICE IN THE MARRIAGE. My sister,NO...i didn't mean by that at all but still there's nothing wrong in a woman being obedient to her beloved husband and my sisters in here married or single should listen attentively to the following episode which transpired during the time of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him). a Sahabi once went on a journey of Jihad, when departing from home he instructed his wife to remain indoors and never to set foot outside in his absence. after the Sahabi has left, the lady's father became very ill so he sent some one to call his daughter. she said to the messenger "ask the messenger of Allah (P.B.U.H) the rule of the Shariah because my husband has instructed me not to leave the precincts of the house, what should I do now? Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) sent the response to her query "it's not permissible for you to go and visit your father" the noble lady abided by the ruling of the Shariah issued by the Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) so she did not go to visit her ailing father. on the next day, a message was brought to her informing her that her father was on his deathbed and that she was required to go and see him. however, the noble lady replied in the same manner and Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) too responded in the same way as he did in the previous day. on compliance with her husband's instructions, she was not to set foot outside the house. on the third day she was informed of the demise of her father. once again she was called to the home of her parents and she reacted in the same way and Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) said "even now it is still not permissible for her to leave the house, this her husband had forbidden. after her father was buried and Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) returned from the burial, Jibreel (Alayhi Salaam) arrived with revelation from Allah (S.W). Rasulullah (Sallalahu Alayhi Wasallam) sent a sahaabi to deliver the following message to the lady who had not left her home. "Allah (s.w) has sent a revelation and he has conveyed SALAAMS to you. Allah (s.w) has forgiven your father because you obeyed the shariah by abiding the instructions of your husband not to leave the house" MAASHA ALLAH. PS. Thanks for the Hadeeth. Peace, Love & Unity.

What good is it for a man to gain the whole world but forfeit his beloved soul? Power and greed became our favourite obsession forcing our women and children with our oppression all we do is cause them a great deal of depression our cruelty gave them the wrong impression we should care and comfort them without a question we are clearly in the devil’s possession we shouldn’t be the ones doing their execution we preach about nothing but hatred and division we pass on the tribal disease to the next generation we never take the time to listen to their suggestion all we cause to our kind is death and destruction in the eyes of our kind we have a bad reputation we have a body & soul that’s addicted to corruption we chose the devil’s word over Allah’s revelation today our sins are way past redemption murder and rape has become our ultimate passion Islamic teachings is no more part of our education our women don’t trust us anymore because of our action it hurts to see my Somali people receiving donation we plotted the downfall of our beloved nation we destroyed our history and proud civilization we divided our once united Somali nation with that came sick lies and segregation despising and hating each other with passion in the day of khiyama Allah will want an explanation for what we did to our people has no justification. (Somali Man) who gave YOU the right to destroy ALLAH's creation? Peace, Love & Unity.

a good woman has faith in Allah & her husband a good woman helps her companion in his decision making a good woman is strong and humble individual a good woman is the role model of every human being a good woman is always found in her house a good woman is the daughter of a great mother a good woman is the one that every man prays to marry a good woman is her family and friends’ pride a good woman is the captain of the ship called MAN a good woman never forgets that she’s a lady a good woman is never seen outside wandering aimlessly a good woman commands the society’s respect a good woman means it when she says she loves a good woman makes a loving wife & a caring mother a good woman is always there to comfort her husband a good woman turns an ordinary man into a great man a good woman is completely the opposite of the "other" woman a good woman is not hard to find a good woman is the one that got my heart a good woman is the one who helped this boy become a man a good woman is the one I am desperate to marry a good woman is my beloved Somali woman. Peace, Love & Unity.

blessed is he who found a good woman even her peers acknowledge her piousness. BOB 8:7 Part One: a good woman knows what she wants from life a good woman got her priorities straight a good woman is her own idol and role model a good woman is a true home maker a good woman is kind and compassionate a good woman is always calm and collected a good woman is a loyal and loving wife a good woman turns an empty house into a happy home a good woman is obedient to her parents & husband a good woman is the head of the house a good woman doesn’t let anyone influence her a good woman makes a great muslimah a good woman loves and respects her parents a good woman respects her husband & herself a good woman is the shining light of her husband’s pride a good woman refrains from anything that is un-Islamic a good woman keeps herself pure & clean a good woman doesn’t cause any pain to those around her a good woman is always truthful and honest a good woman is passionate about her responsibilities a good woman is the symbol of heaven on earth. Peace, Love & Unity.

Happy Birthday To You...Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday To Ms WOOOORD! . Peace, Love & Unity.

I would like to see Arsenal Vs Man Utd in the final, wouldn't that be a mouth watering match? I know anything can happen in a cup final but with all due respect I don't think Newcastle and Blackburn are capable of stopping these two and if one of them were to play against these two in the final I believe we will have another Milwal Vs Man Utd game, a walk in the park so I hope F.A will be smart enough to give the football fans around the world the match they deserve to watch. PS. Of course Gunners will take the cup regardless the opposition that's why I am praying it will be Man Utd the team we will meet in the Final. Peace, Love & Unity.

Viking, You are right Sxb,the old lady of Italian Calcio is BORING to watch compared to AC & Inter and the refs are always too lenient on them particularly against the big guns when they are up against it. I remember back in 97 when the refs handed them the title in the match Italians call "Derby Di Italia" between Juve and Inter at Delle Alpi where the referee denied Ronaldo and Inter a blatant penalty and awarded Inzaghi and Juve in the same move on the other end and Del Piero scored it or be it at the second time after Pagliuca first saved it and if my memory serves me well I believe Juve won the title that year by only two points. Just ask yourself this question, where the likes of Real Madrid, Man Utd and Juventus stand in title counts if there were no refs assisting them come crunch time? PS. by the way Real Madrid lost to Getafe 2-1 tonight so Barca are now 11 points to the GOOD.. Hurray. Peace, Love & Unity.

$187$, Howzit Bro, i see you are representing and got the GUNNERS patch as an Avator...that's good.. Gunners4Life. Peace, Love & Unity.

Hooyo taught me to achieve rather than receive she taught me to think before I began to perceive she taught me to offer my help to the Sisters that conceive she taught me to respect & love my own kind she taught me to always believe in and use my mind she taught me to be genuinely generous and kind she taught me to follow no one’s dodgy lead she taught me to stay ahead of those who mislead she taught me to be consistent with my good deed she taught me to be strong and rise above she taught me to never misuse the word love she taught me to plan carefully before I move she taught me to be truthful and honest she taught me to always remain simple and modest she taught me to remain faithful to my almighty creator she taught me to pray to him every time I needed a motivator she taught me to never ever be what they call a manipulator she taught me to always represent myself to the best of my ability she taught me to always stay in touch with my sense of creativity she taught me to never ever be scared of my responsibility she taught me to never lose my faith in the human race she taught me to fulfill my duties to my people with grace she taught me to never cause harm to my people and be menace. Hooyo taught me so much but above all she taught me that first and foremost I am a SOMALI and I should remain one until the day I die and I am grateful to almighty Allah that I had her as my Teacher...May Allah Have Mercy On Your Soul. Amiin. Peace, Love & Unity.

Bishaaro and Ay Kutubeey, I think you two are jealous of Xaliimo..LoooooL. Peace, Love & Unity.

My sister, I know it is none of my business but I believe you are making a mistake by discussing your personal life with STRANGERS because this is your marriage we are talking about here and a man you chose to marry and spend the rest of your life with and I believe those innocent two kids deserve better than what I think you are about to do. Why didn't you sit down with him and tell him how you feel but just remember that there are some women who would kill to have a husband like that who is man enough to go to work and earn a decent living for himself and take care of his family family. May Allah Help You make the best decision for you and your family but Please don't break up your SOMALI family and home for a little thing, we already got enough broken homes as it is..Please. Peace, Love & Unity.