Sir Sky bal ninkaani iga celi...Naaso caanood kulaha....LoooL That's a first. Miskiin&Animal Farm soon,soon walaalayaal Insha'Allah.I just need to get my lazy *** to upload them. Oh and Animal farm feel free to add them to your album if they are satisfactory enough.

Wow Geel jire makes you think huh? :eek: Masha'Allah he awoke from his coma healthy... Well what is to be done?Is it permissable to have a string tied around your finger whilst in the grave Islamically?I mean whats happens if the person is actually deceased?They will stay in the grave with a thread around their finger.... :confused:

The worst nag and follow up slap you can get is from hooyo.Not even the physical pain but emotionally.... when you know she's mad at you....Man those stinging tears and lump in your throat!I dont miss early pubescent yrs at all! My day is tooo boring to describe so I'll save you all the menial drivel.Oh I did make a mean bariis isku dhex karis and paid the hagbad £ btw

^ I think we're not supposed to think outside the box boys.Lets act like there really is only 2 seconds until he is pulled under and we only have enough time to make 1 action...... Me?Black and white film.Simple...I would ask him to "Say farmaajo Ol' boy!" before I snap away and then wave bye like its 1999 :cool:

Originally posted by Naku Penda Piya: quote:Originally posted by Quruxleey: Boxers &socks left in the bathroom after they shower...Drinking a whole bottle of milk by themselves....The list goes on! Putting their muddy shoes up on the coffee table! That used to irritate me, and they were so hard headed, you could light firecrackers under their feet and they still wouldn't move. Incredible! Bless their wives for taking their sloppy a$$. I still miss them though. Lucky you at least they left the nest.I still get woken up at 7am in the morning from all the shouting over who gets the last protein shake :mad:

Enough with the hyenas already :rolleyes:

You were on your 500's for what seemed like ages miya? :confused: Mabruuk nevertheless sis. I'm gonna turn this computer off and try and get some sleep......(It's almost 5 am!) Rudy I'm soooo not sorry for derailing your thread Mister Whippy....Psst.....you can thank me later ninyow...Not through PM though (Public message) LoooooL

Shaax iyo buskuut uu soo keena gabadha dee yakhi Kaaley soo fadhiso and make yourself comfy macaanto

Naku-Penda;Hello my fellow insomniac....No I didn't think he would air out my gogarad like that sistergirl lakiinse I guess I found out the easy way.It could have been some provocative PM...Imagine what would have happened then lol. Cant sleep......Counted sheep.....Insomnia is hitting me deep! :mad:

I was kidding up there before,Damn.......Okaaaaay Anyways the whole point of a PM is it is a Private message...Remind me to inform the whole general forum before I ask you a simple question next time Los Angeles as in U.S.A right?...Well the reason I was confused was many people call Laas Caanood,L.A maa garatey walaal?.....To answer your question Laas Caanood is in waqooyi galbeed....Sool region up north...Man I miss it. I'm out.

LooooL in the words of 50shilling ''yousa a xalimoloving B.I.M.B'' maa is tidhi walaal!Betcha got the dahab bakoorad iyo kofiyad in check too ...LoooL

My Somali King, How you amaze me, I'm in awe of his determination, His love for our beautiful nation, His geesinimo goes on for ever, The xarag holding onto our Somalinimo no one can dare sever, My Somali King, How I cry for you, My lover,comrade,brother and friend, I'll stand by your side to the very end, His brave heart,Shoulders strong, With my hand in his, Oh,how beautiful a sight is this? My Somali King, How proud I am of you, Who can come close to all you do? I'm besotted, I love you, Come close my King, your Queen awaits...

Ok in case your forgetting these are grown azz men who have maskax,arms and legs(you said it girlfriend)......The whole vibe I'm getting from some of the replies is ''Hell naw keep 'em jealous fiends away'' when in all reality let them roam free and if he pathetic enough to cheat on you ...haa isla boodboodhaan iyo is cunaan....Bloody dogs and if he doesn't succumb to her then that's a REAL man for you!Simple.... The brother I'm feeling now is what I thought at first a little too honest.Lakiinse it is so much more better then nin oo waxwalba ka garinlahaa....Agree?

No lakiinse if I have a first date it's not unusual to google his azz first Totally normal(!)

Surprisingly I didn't see any hyenas because apparently they dont come out to densely populated areas(My families house was near the suuq)....So alxamdulilaah but I still will never forget those baxalo the size of my head flying around!It should be illegal lol the people are skinny but those creatures!I will never forget them! :mad: Screeeeeeeeeeeew walaal you looking after me soo maxaa?Hee dhe hows the team doing? Naku Penda thanks walaal Conspiracy......Shh hush hush name..I like....www. That was my world last,last summer.Sooo great isnt it?Pics coming soon Insha'Allah

7 of 9-I mean it was just a broom cupboard,some malab and fluffy handcuffs....Nothing kinky there in the slightest mon amie Goonle- 5'11 and still taking care of biznezz just fine my friend....Haven't had any complaints so far lol

Whoa Momma......So THATS where all of hooyo's leftover hilib went to :eek: Masha'Allah nevertheless dont wanna jinx the guy.

Screamed profanities at my weekend manager and quit my job.Now I cant work at a Accessorize/Monsoon in the country! :mad: Oh what the heck she was angry,hairy looking French woman...That much armpit hair should be illegal!

second child is the best [/QB] Aint that the truth? 4 Brothers who are lall giants Masha'Allah....Boxers &socks left in the bathroom after they shower...Drinking a whole bottle of milk by themselves....The list goes on! Myself though...Well someone close to me who I admire very much told me they hardly get a word in edgeways when we conversate on the phone like every night..I mean not every night only some nights you know?Like the occasional chat but every night??.......Me?Talk too much?NEVER(!)

aeronwen, Well it was mostly this one jaariyad who told me I couldn't wear certain items out(Even duruc come one!)...Go out to certain places alone ect until I found out she was jealous and didn't want me to enjoy myself.I was kind of in shock about it. I was so happy when my father arrived in the second week and explain to me that it was all bull.Hello Laas Caanood?We're Muslim Somalis....You can leave a wedding at midnight with neck,ears and arms full of dahab and not be bothered walking home!Masha'Allah. I went driving through Hawd.Had a great birthday with a hotel catering to our every whim and witnessed child birth!I even got to name her..Masha'Allah..I miss her.

First and double it up... WORST job!LooL My first job(aged 16)was in the royal botanical gardens at the main coffee shop.It was going great until our manager left and the replacement?.... A HUGE Colombian sailor lookalike who had a higher pitched voice then me and was yes...Homosexual.It was caffe lattes and handbags at the ready by the second shift! :eek:

Sir Sky...My cousin went to Bosasso and told me the hyenas are wild over there.Cant say I envy that LooL.. I had a crappy first week and became withdrawn and stuff because of all the overwhelming family assuming I had a bank with me.Until I decided ...you know,this is my holiday ...lemme do as I wish! Had a great time after that and told the marriage offers to kinda F*** off!

Same here sis.Looking forward to shopping for new jackets and boots Laas Caanood was nice.First week wasn't so great but after that I just learnt to ignore the hypocrites and have myself a good time. About the city,it's getting developed...kinda....I'm proud. Have you ever been to Laas Caanood then sis?

Salaaaaams dhamaan, How was everyone's summer? I went back home for a month from Laas Caanood to Berbera.Any other dhaqaan celis.....I mean dalxiis people take a trip back home this summer?Or anywhere else in the world?

Recruiting new trolls did you say? Ok only problem is I'm 5"11 but I can be a tall troll no?My application and hair sample is on it's way to you