All this fuss over a piece'o'meat....(!) What's this I see?A tampon can take your virginity away? *gasps*...The shock!The horror! Soooo somebody tell me.Do tampon users give their 1st tampon a name?You know since it's constitutes for a guy taking your V away? :rolleyes: Somebody wake me up when Nazra finally puts down the bottle of peroxide....Like totally(!) P.s Rahima well said walaashiis *exhales*

Waa inoo tahay libaanow!You said you could have made me a star?I could have been somebody! Here I am with 70 posts.Watching you with cagar indho.... lol

Subxan'Allah.This is so sad.May Allah(swt)help our people. I've been trying very hard for the past three years to marry a decent girl from those respectable families of Madhiban Sorry to burst your little bubble walaal but your no better then those that refuse people based on their tribal background!Waa isku mid.Picking and having a criteria checklist.I can just imagine the application.... Name: D.O.B: Ma'dhibaan?(If not no need to apply): The right attitude is not treating Ma'dhibaans like charity cases but as equals.Otherwise what difference are you making?We are ALL Somali brethen afterall!.Marry ANY girl regardless of tribe and set the pace. Say NO to discrimination!Free from tribe and free from ignorance. One love.

At 5"11 this is one of the few times I feel small.....lol

Gediid Allahi khayr haa ku siiyo walaal!Amiin... Oooh!Oooh!Wohoo!Over here! *raises hand* Naku Penda!...Walaashiis can I be one of those marxiisads that always adjusts the 50ft train and puts your bouquet of flowers on it everytime you dance?Can I get some glitter sprayed in my hairdo too?loool Nazra....Single mother?...Threaten you miya?She might copy your style or try it with Mr Ali downstairs?(Your words)lol.Hooyoyinka inoo daa plz and try concerntrating on yourself!Thankis yuu feeri armaajo..

I say just go to the mosque and get married, use the money for something else, you’ve got your whole lifetime to entertain your family and friends – clearly you can’t spend so much money when you haven’t got that much. [/QB] This is why I asked for your bakoorad in marriage ....Yaa Animal Farmow! Wow.... Nazra,sweety whats with this obsession with Virgins?lol.Oh never mind(!)You know what they say.Modest girls NEVER brag or try and defend their modesty.It's a PERSONAL thing.Regardless of what folk say......Sida kale whatever makes you feel secure sweets.. For my wedding I want to donate zakkah first and foremost and in return for beautiful du'cas from the fellow brothers and sisters at the mosque.After the religious ceremony,a seperate small gathering for close family and friends.Hido iyo dhaqaan ofcourse!Gender seperate methinks.Simple and so beautiful dont you think ya fellow SOL'ers?

Bal sawirkeyga eegaa..Maxaad saas uu is yeelyeelisaa..Mine is the best,come one. How often do you see such creative fashion?This haute couture one of a kind salvage?This lady is ragedi.... Lexus yours reminds me of that whole Sisqo 2000 millenium era when everyone was going mad for Chinese and all them weird tattoos.....Yawn lol

Ramadan Kariim!Ya SOL'ers .....Amiin to all the Du'cas hope you guys make the most of this blessed month

Just call out in the middle of a busy street.... "Camboro Hebel Hebel ii kaaley macaanto!...ii guurso nooh....intaad aabo iyo hooyo iyo reerahi uu soo sheegtiid...hey diyaar gorowbaan nooh..arooska kabacdii waa inaan afka jug isku siinoo nooh "..... Oooh I loofe af Xamari! No on the real walaal.The best policy is honesty.Ask her if in any way you've made her feel uncomfortable..See her attitude aorund others..Is she like this with them or just you?...Take her somewhere or speak to her where/when there are no distractions for her.And see what she says.Also other factors like her age and being kind of overwhelmed by everything might be it....We can go on all day thinking out possibilites as to why the girl is the way she is in certain circumstances.Lakiinse ONLY she knows maa garatey so go ask and see what happens? Good luck walaakiis..

I wish(!)...... Dirac sheedh oo nadiif aah and a quick shower or bath.That's my kinda winter night.Summer's gone and so has my 'giving a t*ss' romantic mentality along with the satiny stuff that does NOTHING to keep me warm in the freezing cold The story this winter... LoooooL Final note hitherto some of the comments made... I am Londerner habada haa ii cuunin for not being conservative enough.I dont want your U.S,UAE Or even your Russian Bolshevik Faraxiin xitaa and my supersized teddybear is quite enough thanks! Love you all! P.S Final long time eh?Change of nick soo ma'aha?

Thankis walaal...... Your post is the reason why I loofe you Somali kings right there! Caano geel iyo jaceyl all round!

War think of something haa is yeel yeelin ninyow we all know skjeurnfgkgjdushen is top of your list ^^

Aerowen lol khatarad ...Now where the hell are they?!Google.com job miya? Sky walaal what can I say?I'm a forgetful bimbo...Iga rali ahow I'm going to write it on my hand and make sure I get to it when I get home Insha'Allah..In the mean time please enjoy the xalwad I sent through 'FedUp' to you my dear Sire! http://www.binaryshift.us/gallery/parodies/fedup

Part time gashaanti in a family of 4 boys Someone take me awaaaaaaaay! I'm a student at the mo.When(if ever!) I graduate in a couple years from my Law degree I plan to be a solicitor Insha'Allah! I work part time too.....Not important enough to state here.It looks too cliched and it's not my lifetime profession.

Allo' allo' allo' Nomads waad salaamtihiin.... Ever find yourself day dreaming about going to a (somewould call strange) destination for a holiday/vacation? I told my cousin I want to see Thailand one day...Her response was "Naa xagee sheegeysa *confused look*...ala maa meeshi chineseka ka hooseeya?...*pulls eyes trying to imitate them*..ilbax foqol ilbax...naa maxaa meeshaas ku geyey...Arabta iska tag" lol.... Post summer blues are taking over.I even miss cuntada diyaaradii ka warama So share with me....Any holiday spots you dream of that break the 'norm'? Q

iPod Athena.....*Cant stop looking at that flat rotating baadhi*......Ahem no walaashiis you seem more approachable now.Maybe it was that mod sign at the bottom that gave you a aura of authority....Hadana your one of us!lol Armz that felt good yarow!

Johnny you know how much I adore you but what is this about talk of only you?!You and I both know labo qof oo vain aah cannot sit in the same room(our make shift qol aka thread lol) and listen 'contently' to the other talking about themselves....I mean who is going to feed my already generously healthy ego?! Please pass me my mirror on your way out my dear Johnny

Monday mornings leave me feeling proud on the daily commute to class.I mean the amount of will power it takes to getout of that warm trove of a treasure chest aka my sariir is amazing!Exspecially when you have relatively new cosy duvet :mad: I should have just saved hooyo a few pennies and stuck with that trusty baradho sack I had all those years ago!

5. Now that I know Quruxley is taller than me, I'm disgusted with my height, or rather lack of. (Thank you very much!)[/QB] Naa macaanto try telling me that when I'm franticly searching lo and beyond for a pair of TopShop tall jeans that fit right!!!!!Damn white chicks and they flat futos and non existant badhis!!!

May he reach 1000....then call it a day!

My rate thingy was off display for a couple of days.....I thought my world had come crashing down But now it's appeared and calm and order is restored in the village lol! Johnny B I'm gonna vote for you cause your just soooooo cute...Come here and let me squeeze them cheeks of yours habo

"i'm boqorka jacaylka here ,,, " LoooL In that case anigu waxaan ahey boqoradi jaceylka :cool: Noo I'm too pessimistic but keep at it jacayl baro! Arms velkom maa son!and give your ol' eedo a hug with those strong armz of yours!lol *rubs eyes*.....7 of 9 is that YOU under there macaanto?

:eek: Subxan'Allah......*stratches arms...stops typing*

Killed a lizard on holiday last month (Istagrfullah) Ran my housephone bill up to £500 (aka $1000) back in my dhoocilo high school days.....Seemed like important sheeko at the time until I recieved the punishment from hooyo..Dismayed and disappointed Silence..The worst punishment wallahi. Helped a Xalimo give birth to a beautiful daughter.I got to name her too.'Jameela Asli'(2 names is a fashion thing in Laas Caanood dont ask why :rolleyes: ) I have baaaaaaad bouts of insomnia and as you can already gather I'm a bit of a talker.....God help the man who ends up with me. Umm....I'm a giant.....5"11 Alxamdulilaah!

Who sells his album?Can you purchase it in main media stores or Somali ones?